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it’s so wild that trumps executive order has that bit about sex being assigned at conception.

I assume this is the anti-abortion position being encoded into the anti-trans legislation. no one is testing what gametes their embryo has— such a thing isn’t possible (embryos don’t produce them yet; there are primordial germ cells, but they aren’t differentiated as sperm or egg cells).

it just goes to show that gender/sex policing is never based on any science— there is no "scientific" definition to what “female sex” or "male sex" is. It doesn’t exist as a material reality. It is a legal construct that is assigned with the first legal documentation assigned to a subject—the birth certificate.

and that isn’t based on chromosomes or gametes. it’s a decision based on whether a doctor thinks the infant will be mostly likely to be capable of penetrative heterosexual sex as “female” or “male.” because penetrative heterosexual sex is the point, the determination is based on whether the clitoris is long enough to penetrate (in which case “it’s a boy”) and if not whether there is a vaginal canal deep enough for penetration (in which case “it’s a girl”) and if neither or both are true the child’s body is forcibly surgically altered.

they can't define sex "biologically" because it is not a "biological" reality. it will be determined, as always, punitively, on a case by case basis on varying traits and legal documentation, to enforce patriarchal economic systems that depend on misogyny and transmisogyny.

one of the most telling parts from the executive order, to me, was this (emphasis mine):

"The erasure of sex in language and policy has a corrosive impact not just on women but on the validity of the entire American system. Basing Federal policy on truth is critical to scientific inquiry, public safety, morale, and trust in government itself."

this bit gives the game away with how important the institution and enforcement of sex assignment is to capitalism, the united states economy, the carceral/legal system, and the ideological buy-in to us-american hegemony.

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Mrs. Claus opens "The Year Without a Santa Claus" by claiming the eponymous year took place "before you were born". Seeing as the movie was released in 1974, this means the year must have been before then.

Bounding this on the lower end is the presence of ice hockey - mentioned by Heat Miser - and the use of telephones. Ice hockey was invented in 1875, while Alexander Graham Bell built the telephone in 1876, meaning the year must post-date these. These figures give a range of approximately 100 years during which Santa may have taken his holiday.

Yet, narrowing this further is the presence of a December calendar counting the 1st to a Wednesday. Between 1876 and 1974, only the Decembers of 1880, 1886, 1897, 1909, 1915, 1920, 1926, 1937, 1943, 1948, 1954, 1965, and 1971 started on a Wednesday.

But still this can be narrowed further.

When Santa set out that Christmas Eve, we see what appears to be an almost full Moon in the sky. Within the years listed, only 1920 had a full Moon on Christmas.

Ergo, 1920 was the year without a Santa Claus.

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reaching the point of hyperfixation where I can no longer engage with it due to the nausea that I experience at the mere thought of seeing it on my screen is the closest I’ve ever been to being diagnosed with female hysteria

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man this guy is my favourite character (throws rocks at him) (throws rocks at him) (throws rocks at him) (throws rocks at him (thr

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I don’t have much to add, first time drawing a full body reindeer! Lineless verion under cut

Lineless could use some work, but I'm still pretty proud of how it looks

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Little Schmendrick

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all your stuffed animals love you. they're not sad if they're in a box, or on the floor, or not held/played with as much. they understand. they know that you might need another stuffie more, or that you don't have enough space. they're just happy to be with you, and if you ever give them away, they'll be happy there too. stuffies are for comfort. they understand. they love you too. it's okay.

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Art twice in one day?? Crazy work I know lol

Anywhizzle I hc that Turbo’s eyes glow brighter when mad so that’s what’s happening in the corner

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bro your whimsy. you forgot your fucking whimsy. your solemn and somber attitude is scaring the hoes

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Let’s not forget to acknowledge Alexandre Dumas this Black History Month

The writer of two of the most well known stories worldwide, The Three Musketeers and The Count of Monte Cristo was a black man. 

That’s excellence.

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average cis conception of gender is roughly equivalent to "every single liquid is either type O+ blood or cold-pressed peanut oil." and you're like "are there not perhaps a handful of exceptions" & they get so mad they start funding nazi militias

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"Waa why aren't fandoms fun anymore" because you keep policing people's headcanons, make fun of cosplayers,make fun of selfshipers, make fun of beginner artists and just make fun of people for having fun 😐

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Favorite little-known Greek myth:

Before he was a well-known oracle who did things like inform Oedipus he was fucking his mother or talk with Odysseus from the underworld, Tiresias spent seven years as a woman.

Why this happened is a little vague; he was taking a walk and saw two snakes fuckin’, and decided to kick them apart (or maybe kill them?). A witch, or perhaps Hera or Aphrodite, or some other powerful woman, appeared out of nowhere and said, well that was fucked up. She then gave him free SRS.

While he was a woman, he married. Had kids. Lived the whole life. But after seven years he was returned to masculinity and went back to being an augur.

In some versions of the story, Zeus and Hera got in a fight about whether or not men or women enjoy sex more, and so they asked Tiresias since he’d been both. Tiresias agreed with Hera and said it was women, and Zeus got mad and blinded him.

Why this isn’t more widespread is beyond me.

?????greek forcefem??????

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this website’s easy watch. *dangles a bunch of greek gods like keys*

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Cyber I've known you since you joined Tumblr. HOW DO YOU KEEP ENDING UP IN PMSEYMOUR VIDEOS

i WHAT

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Yeah, so I was watching the Rudolph the Red-Nosed Reindeer special (which is probably my favorite Christmas special). When Hermey said he wanted to be a dentist, I thought that he and Tooth would get along quite nicely.