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There is only white background art.

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I was told to finish and post this

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🥰

They are their own worst enemy, but I think he's into it

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How this doesn't have more notes is beyond me

Faustian Bargain

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HOW THE HELL Y'ALL DRAWING THIS GOOD WITH A FUCKING COMPUTER MOUSE!?!

webfishing spamton

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Godamnit pim! He fucking told you not to trust that guy, omg pim you always do this

Charlie, Pim and the time they had to try and make Spamton smile for some ungodly reason

Obligatory close up of Charlie's dialogue because I didn't know a way to format it in the original drawing in a way that didn't look fucking ugly

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Omg ur big shot spamton aren't you? I love how u draw regular spamton lol

Spamton, my muse

I don’t even need a reference to draw him anymore..

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my favorites!!

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GLADLY!!!

spamton doodle :^)

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Spamton wearing ugly clothes

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hey you! yes you! check out this amazing magma right now!

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first spams of 2025

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• Banned from most popular businesses but a lot of shady bars or gas stations actually like when he shows up, they think he's quirky, can typically sweet talk a few beers or snacks off them

• Prefers cigars or chewing tobacco, cigarettes are okay though

• Won't shut the fuck up about cars, he can and will talk your head off about them if you ask

• His hair is dyed, GREASY, and SLIMY. It practically shimmers in bright lights

• Total cheapskate, does anything to save a few dollars, has a huge stash of coupons and receipts from years of digging through the garbage

• Pretty hefty guy, decently chubby

• Just a greedy bastard, he may deny help a few times because of his pride, but after awhile he will use and abuse whatever you give him

• Inhales food, chews like a rabid animal and it's worse because you know his ass knows table manners

• His tea flavor tastes like one of those pine car fresheners but the liquid feels like pop rocks on your tongue

• Actually pretty good at painting landscapes, but he doesn't do it often (unless you pay ofc)

• In his late 40's and is stupidly small, he says he's 5ft on a good day (he's 4'5 without his platforms)

• Has sleep apnea (it just fits, idk what to tell you)

Spamton headcannons that nobody asked for

Cold extremities, bad circulation causes fingers, toes, nose to be colder than the rest of him, clammy handshakes are common

Grinds his teeth, often giving himself a tension headache

Oral stims, pen chewing, smoking, etc are all common. Don’t leave him around a roll of coins. It WILL vanish.

Nearsighted, but barely

Smells like motor oil/engine exhaust, a hot laptop, or both. And garbage of course.

Personal space is fake. His arm is going to be around you as he tries to upsell you and pick your pocket at the same time.

Permanent eye bags. Sleeping in a dumpster is not restful.

Hand joints often click, most moving parts in one region! Careful exchanging handshakes you WILL be pinched by finger joints.

His magic feels like tv static in your skin

Talks with his hands!

Big ego but even bigger temper

Avoidant of mirrors, doesn’t want to be reminded of his whole "puppet situation"

Fights dirty. He's survived the ugly underbelly of Cyber City so cheap tactics and cruel maneuvers are not beneath him

Probably has ties to some sort of mafia equivalent that Cyber City once had

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fastest car color known to man. Also omg your Spamton's so cute! Love the Addison eyes 🥺

My Spamton waves at yours, I'm buying mine some pants soon keke

Had to get my Spamton a cungadero too thanks to @leebuckets getting one for hers lol

Salesman enrichment... 🚗

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Yes.

🌸Would you skip and frolic joyfully through

a field of flower, with me? 🌸