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Eddie: [deadpan] You know what, I'm not about to sit here and be judged on my sense of humor by someone who obviously only watches pepe memes.

Richie: [gasps] How did you know?!

Eddie: Wow, I was just guessing,but now that you've exposed yourself, you have even less room to judge.

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Beverly: take this. It kills monsters.

Later

Eddie: [throws it and kills Pennywise]

Eddie:

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Mike trying to explain the last 27 years to the Losers

Has anyone done this one?

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Richie: [country accent] Yeah, it mighty done had me faw ayy second there .

Eddie: why are you talking like that?

Richie: Thay ...err real quesshun is why am ay nahwt a-talkin' like this here mawe?

Eddie: I hate you.

Richie: Naw y'all don't

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Richie: [eating a greasy burger] hmm, you can really taste the heart-attack in this.

Eddie: [flabbergasted] Rich, that's not a good thing.

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Richie: hand me your- nevermind, I was about to say something stupid.

Eddie[done with his shit]: when do you not say something stupid?

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Mike: okay, everyone remember why you're all here for.

Eddie: what are we here for again?

The losers club[dead pan]: to kill the clown

Richie: to kill this fucking clown.

Eddie: [gulps] right.

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Richie: I'm dropping stuble hints that I like Eddie

Richie, turns around: hey Eddie

Eddie: what

Richie: I fucked your mom

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Richie: see? See, one day you’re gonna look back on this and laugh.

Eddie[covered in black goo]: I assure you, for the rest of my life, every time I look back on this I will personally drive over to your house and smack you.

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It Chapter Two

Also known as "leave your happiness at the door"

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Eddie[wakes up, mumbles to himself]: I’m not going crazy, I’m not going crazy…

Richie[suddenly revealed to be lying next to Eddie, starring at him]: You’re not going crazy, Eddie, you’re going sane in a crazy world.

Eddie: [Screams and falls out of bed]

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Eddie: [deadpan] Why would you want to marry me for, anyhow?

Richie: so I can kiss you anytime I want.

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I’m  crying 😭  

I am sorry

actually not

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Random Person: *scoffs* seriously, what do you see in that guy?

Richie: [being Richie]

Eddie: *smiles fondly* he makes me laugh.

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Eddie: Hey, Stan have you seen my--why is Richie on the floor?

Stan: he said he can't stand being near me, so he's laying down.

Richie:I lay by my opinions!

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Bev: Mike, want to explain to me why Eddie and Bill are piggyback riding Richie and Stan?

Mike: they've been playing a game of "the floor is lava" for 3 hours now.

Ben: both of them refuse to lose to the other.

Bev: *sigh*

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Stan: Now, show me your pumpkins, sows.We need to FedEx them off to my Instagram followers right away for Stan-o-ween. Halloween is right around the corner.

Richie: My pumpkin's drunk.

Stan: Approved.

Ben: Mine's Charles Manson.

Stan: Love.

Bill: M-m-mine's your face.

Stan: perfect.

Eddie: Mine's Hurricane Andrew and the destruction it wrought on the state of Florida.

stan:

Mike: Mine's just a regular jack-o'-lantern, which I'm sure you'll hate.

Stan: Correct. Start over.

Stan: Beverly?

Beverly: [turns pumpkin around and it’s a clown]

Stan: What the hell does that mean?