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me: hmm what happens if i forcibly bend this thing

thing: *breaks*

me:

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Yeah excuse me what the FUCK does this mean

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Okay but imagine: Stephanie J. Block as Diana in next to normal

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i need you all to know that this is the reaction image of the century that stan twitter won’t stop using

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it’s weird being out in public. it’s like… so many of these people are heterosexual. they are everywhere, they might even think I’m one of them.

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Me: literally never goes anywhere except class, work, and home because I am averse to social situations

Also me: when am I gonna meet someone??

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is it SOUL-EXPANDING? is it going to leave me better than it found me? is it gay? if not i am not interested

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based off multiple personal experiences

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My ultimate goal in life is to be the cool lesbian aunt with her cool gay wife