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Phones with only one pussy are classist “ohh you can charge your phone and use headphones if you got Bluetooth” you got Bluetooth money???

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Sometimes I read a really good fanfic full of drama and turmoil, but then I step back and think “Man, if I removed my love for the ship and this was any other romance novel, I’d probably hate this male lead and say this relationship was toxic,” and then I step back in and read it till the end anyway.

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i hate characters that are annoying more than characters that are evil or assholes.

for example, if a villain decides to fuck shit up, that’s just a villain doing villain things but istg if that dumb bitch opens their mouth it’s on fucking SITE

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these are the worst drafts by far please make me stop

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gru cru discussing aaron’s demise

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how math majors neil and seth argue

seth is the white, neil is the gray

(from subtle asian traits)

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joseph kavinsky was just a magical fuckboy guys

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Neil finally buys a laptop so he can “download things” and Matt is pumped bc he thinks Neil is going to be torrenting movies and he wants to watch them together. Allison bets it’s for porn. Kevin bets it’s to watch exy games on his own time. Nicky also bets it’s for porn.

Jokes on them- he found pdfs of math 55 problem sets.

Andrew catches him 10 pages deep on a Sunday and gives him a looks of absolute disgust because you are making the active choice to be a jock for a living

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having spent all that time on the run in (stolen??) cars, neil probably knows a hella lot about car mechanics and fixing them BUT it’s all jank-ass shit he learned with no materials while pressed for time so imagine andrew’s mingled arousal and horror as he watches neil rip open the hood of the maserati and crawl in to fix the engine with elbow grease, spit, and a random metal pipe he found by the side of the road

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lol i cant help myself. whenever someone changes a character’s race or sexuality i think of the jk rowling meme. she has ruined me. i used to be able to shrug off headcanons now im like “jk rowling would do that lmao” and i cant stop. im so sorry

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me reading a book or fanfic where the love interest sleeps or makes out with a side character to play mind games with the MC or can’t deal with commitment and the main character MOVES TF ON BECAUSE FUCK THAT BEAT AROUND THE BUSH, MANIPULATIVE BULLSHIT

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stuff that wouldve happened if seth were still w the foxes

“it’s a sad day… we lost our dear teammate seth…” “stop telling everyone i’m dead” “sometimes i can still hear his voice” 

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the foxes as the “i want a baby” prank thing

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one (1) person commented on my last drafts shitpost saying i should keep them coming so now yall get to suffer through wave 3

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the foxes as some of my favourite tumblr posts

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(sighs) (throws drafts onto the floor)

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dan and matt visiting andreil’s new apartment:

andrew, letting them in: neil’s asleep because i didn’t want to wake him up. you can sit down, he’ll be awake soon

matt, about to sit on the couch neil is curled up on: aww he looks so cute when he’s—

andrew, snapping his fingers and pointing to the ground like he would at the cats: HEY i just said i didn’t want to wake him up

dan and matt take a seat on the floor without another word