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I'm trying to sneak past those damn jedi so I can join the senate, but I'm dummy thick and the clap of my asscheeks keeps alerting the council to my true identity

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Anybody here like Octopodes?

I fucking LOVE these creatures, because they're smart lads and can learn to solve puzzles leagues faster than humans, they can fit their entire body through a hole as long as their beak(the only rigid part of their body) can go through it, and they can go from looking like a brown and grey piece of sharp rock, to being a giant red blanket of spooky squid cousin. And while having a more fragile visage, they are fuckin RIPPED and can strangle things larger than themselves(and don't forget my lad the bluering, who is the spiciest pepper you'll find out there).

They embody everything I want to be, everything I love about the ocean, and everything that makes me cold with fear.

Oh yeah, I'm also doing one of these as my next project.

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We need to get to Mars so we can get Oppy back home, and my man Elon is the person who should do it.

this morning NASA abandoned their mars rover Opportunity (aka Oppy) because it (she) got hit by a storm on Mars and it knocked her camera and wheels out and her last words to the team were “my battery is low and it is getting cold”. I know she’s a machine but I’m devastated. Oppy is the one who discovered water on Mars. RIP oppy ily space baby

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Also, the reason why Oregon and Washington are the best is because they have cities that are seasonally covered in moss and viney-growy things.

Unironically though, moss one of the mosst aesthetically pleasing thing on this planet.

Scrolling fast past this one makes it look like it has a tiny bowler hat.

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Unironically though, moss one of the mosst aesthetically pleasing thing on this planet.

Scrolling fast past this one makes it look like it has a tiny bowler hat.

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Ahoy Spongebob!

I overdosed on ketamine and am about to die! Arghagagagagagagug

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And then I immediately got it repealed, so now I can do it AGAIN

I love seeing everyone being terrified of being flagged an at the same time people are trying to get fagged

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And it worked just as planned.

I love seeing everyone being terrified of being flagged an at the same time people are trying to get fagged

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Flag me daddy

I will tag everything I can think of to get me flagged. I have not been here long, so I have no reputation to uphold here nor followers to stay for.

I love seeing everyone being terrified of being flagged an at the same time people are trying to get fagged

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Quest complete.

Here is your daily reminder this morning to

SQUiSH! THAT! CAT!

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@dex-ter-ous this is good.

pure chaos meeting pure dominance……oof….

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My fellow 3 to 10 foot tall sapient creatures, in the case of encountering a creature of gargantuan size, please remember:

If it's fuzzy, give it scratches.

If it's hairless, give it pats.

If has a shell or scales, give it food.

If it's an otherworldly entity, give it a way home.

If he falls and hits his head, give him milk, he need some.

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So today in drone tech we were discussing different makes and models of the smaller varieties of drones, and so we were put up to the task of looking up different drones made by different companies so we could compare them.

The conversation went as follows:

Shrack: there are tons of ones to choose from, but you are not able to choose the egg one.

Student 1: what's the egg one?

Student 2: okay guys I searched it, and it really is a drone that folds into an egg.

Student 1(to Shrack): what's wrong with the egg drone? It has all the cameras.

Shrack:*turns away, thinking to himself*

Shrack: I am the walrus, coocoocachoo. *he silently walks back to his desk with a blank expression on his face*

I love this class.

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These mimics keep getting smarter by the day.

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Imagine being a stripper and some dude just flies out of the dark and pegs you with a pair of dollar bill ninja stars.

i gave my sister $100 for her bday, but i gave it to her in $1 bills that i folded into origami. so that’s how she pays for delivery food & now the pizza girl thinks she’s a stripper

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Yes, yes she is.

Check it, my mom is a straight up G