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opal pond time

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silly armandaniel comics

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'How he makes him happy' by June_L

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i needed comfort and fun things, so yeah, this

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Super cost efficient: they only need your very blood! 

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Disregard!

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Loumand were so unhinged for having Louis feed off Armand in front of Daniel. Like they just out in the open neck fucking. Like whose idea was this? Like this was 100% unnecessary.

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Just watched an armand edit to my lady of mercy by the last dinner party and it changed me as a person I fear bc ohmygod that song is SO him

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thought about the dedication page of "Maurice" a little too long and went insane

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Realising that Maurice's speech to Clive Durham in the garden, where he tells Clive that he shagged the sexy gameskeeper in Clive's house while Clive was away, and now they're in love forever and ever while Clive has to pretend to love his wife every day, before Maurice literally vanishes into the night is essentially 1914's version of Good Luck, Babe!

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bram stoker’s dracula (1992)

1.07 “the thing lay still”

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guillermo de la cruz is honestly the chracter of all time because when he's introduced he looks like this

he'd got the round glasses, the dorky shirt and cardigan combo. you think you know who this guy is going to be, he's a submissive vampire nerd who allows himself to be walked all over.

yet a mere season later he's turned into this:

aesthetically, nothing has changed. he's still got his dorky outfits and glasses yet now he's covered in blood and he's undeniably fucking cool. like way cooler than any of the actual vampires. honestly its a testament to harvey guillén's skill as an actor that the character's whole demeanour completely changes when he goes into vampire killer mode, without his exterior changing at all. finally representation for scary nerds.

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THIS is the life I was promised as a kid, not this garbage capitalism bullshit

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to this day im so mad that wilma didnt get a love interest in the last wilde hühner movie. fucking criminal, i wanted lesbians.

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If I was famous and critically acclaimed journalist Daniel Molloy and I kept getting accused of having a problematic relationship with my allegedly twenty-something boy-toy who I knew was actually a 514 year old vampire I would tweet “I’m not a cradle robber, I’m a necrophiliac” and turn off my phone

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you are my angel

come from way above

to bring me love

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it's so crazy that the most insanely romantic devil's minion quote is not even in the chapter but comes up later in the book. it's daniel's "we shall go to the stars together! nothing can stop us"

vampire daniel is so excited and full of love and joy. he gets to be immortal at last and have his love by his side for all eternity. it's all he ever wanted. surely nothing bad happens to them right? right???