lazythingsdiplomatchick
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lazythingsdiplomatchick · 13 days ago
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Middle-aged magical girl.
She's been defending the Earth since the early 90s and she's very tired.
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lazythingsdiplomatchick · 1 month ago
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Okay, so...in sight that I've FINALLY gotten a new phone after many years I decided to download Genshin Impact. I literally just started playing today and I need tips ( ಥ⁠‿⁠ಥ)
This is for the random few who run into my posts: if you have any advice for me, I'll appreciate
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lazythingsdiplomatchick · 1 month ago
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One year closer to the great beyond.
〜⁠(⁠꒪⁠꒳⁠꒪⁠)⁠〜 🎉
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lazythingsdiplomatchick · 2 months ago
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IT IS SPOOKY MONTH!!!!🎃🎃🎃
I really like this boi...
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lazythingsdiplomatchick · 2 months ago
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To all my fellow x reader/self insert fanfic enjoyers: has it ever happened that you feel all fluttery, giddy, and warm about a certain character, but you just can't find any fanfic about them at all?
The unsatisfactory feeling is just the worst 😞
I'm currently hyper fixated on Tack the cobbler from The Thief and The Cobbler, but it's such an old, unpopular movie there's literally no 'x reader' about it and it makes me wanna cry (ಥ ͜ʖಥ)
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lazythingsdiplomatchick · 3 months ago
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lazythingsdiplomatchick · 3 months ago
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There's a small part of me that hasn't known peace since I found out about this
(Scraped ending) THIS IS SAD YET A SICK CONCEPT (in a good way)
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lazythingsdiplomatchick · 3 months ago
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Fairy flowers appreciation post
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lazythingsdiplomatchick · 3 months ago
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lazythingsdiplomatchick · 3 months ago
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Calendar illustrations by Maud Bihan
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lazythingsdiplomatchick · 4 months ago
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Wow everyone is going through it. Hold my hand
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lazythingsdiplomatchick · 4 months ago
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lazythingsdiplomatchick · 5 months ago
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Mine got glitter-bombed
fuck it. worm on a string picrew chain. let's fucking go
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happy worm creation my friends
tagging @areyoudoingthis @cursed-coat-of-homosexuality @peanutbutterex @tfemteach @piratecaptainscaptainpirates (no pressure 💛)
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lazythingsdiplomatchick · 5 months ago
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This tale starts with your death.
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Read WIP here
(Current wordcount: 170k!)
You remember only the moth, carrying you through the cosmos.
And so, the Abyss beckons you.
Now, you are a spirit, immortal. After a meeting with the Grim Reaper, Death, you were gifted with a peculiar inheritance: a bar.
This mysterious establishment and the Abyss around it serve as a nexus, connected to every realm in existence. It's a haven where spirits and deities, devils and angels, converge to drink and revel.
Yet, beneath the surface, an unease stirs. A voice calls out in your dreams—a loneliness that echoes through the Abyss. Why does it seek you?
A motley crew of spirits and immortals, each hailing from distant corners of the realms, stands with you. Bonds are waiting to be formed, or even love that transcends death itself—perhaps even with Death themself.
Manage your bar, where serving a drink to a god or an eldritch entity is just another day's work. Unravel a cosmic mystery, go on a date in infernal Hell, witness the universe's creation, or unlock the arcane secrets of magic.
Your new afterlife awaits.
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A narrative-driven experience focused on character development and storytelling.
Play as any gender or none.
Shape your personality through meaningful choices.
Engage in deep and complex relationships with a diverse cast of characters.
Romance mortals and immortals alike - if you want poly, purely physical, or asexual - they will respond in kind.
Explore the afterlife, visit realms of immortals and gods, and uncover the dark secrets of the bar.
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M\F\NB (Poly or Monogamous paths) Death reveals a surprising warmth beneath their eternal duty.
Is there room for love within their everlasting embrace? Read more >>>
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M\F (Poly or Monogamous paths) This devilish being, a powerful magnet of desire, seeks more than power in the bar’s shadows.
Who dares to pursue the heart behind the flame?
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M\F (Poly or Monogamous paths) The Witch, with their feline companion, seeks a lost soul, their magic stirring trouble and passion alike.
Can a mortal love thrive in the spirit realm?
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M (Monogamous path)
A mercenary turned security guard, Hastur carries an immortal burden, guilt born of past battles and sacrifices.
Will your love heal his wounds?
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NB (Monogamous path) The spectral diva enchants with their voice, their performance a dance of beauty tinged with the sorrow of eternal life.
Can your love find a new song for them?
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M\F\NB (Monogamous path) A shade keeps the bar’s order, and his silence holds the weight of cosmic secrets and the tapestry of existence.
Will your heart fall for the being behind the shadow?
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With feathers dark and wit sharp, The Raven’s history is as rich as the bar itself. He offers piercing insight beneath a layer of humor.
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The stern soothsayer-turned-accountant Yaga guards the bar’s fortune while wrestling with her own spectral regrets and wisdom.
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Shelly, the bar’s assistant, brings life-affirming warmth but seeks a new family to fill the void of her lost one.
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Welcome to the cosmos: the tapestry of existence, a complex weave of ever-changing realms. Each domain is a thread in the grand design.
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Feedback on any typos, grammatical errors, or other textual issues.
Notes on any continuity errors to ensure a smooth and logical progression.
Thoughts and opinions on the plot, characters, and overall narrative experience.
Don't be shy about sending your feedback - as small as it may be. I'll be answering and taking each into consideration. You are very welcome to post your reviews here!
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The game explores themes of Death in various forms, including suicide.
Alcohol indulgence and its various side effects (hangovers, vomiting, etc.)
Sexual themes (currently only non-explicit)
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lazythingsdiplomatchick · 7 months ago
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Blorbo Case, that checks out
HELP
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MY ASSIGNED ANALOG HORROR SERIES IS PENIS FILES
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lazythingsdiplomatchick · 7 months ago
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Dimension Travel....
Guess the multiverse is real then
First thing you see after you zoom in is how you die
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How you dying 👀
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lazythingsdiplomatchick · 7 months ago
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Don't kill yourself, please.
If you’re suffering from depression and are looking for a sign to not go through with ending your life, this is it. This is the sign. We care.
If you see this on your dash, reblog it. You could save a life.
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