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[lazysoulcandy]

if banana bread was a person

We'd meet in a park. Immediately, their beauty would've drawn me in. The way their skin glowed, the way their golden brown eyes glistened in the sunlight, the way their blonde hair flowed in the wind. I'd start a conversation with them, and we'd be talking and laughing for hours. Weeks turn into months, months turn into years. Now we're at a beach, the sun long gone and replaced by the soft light of the moon and twinkling of the stars. We have a blanket laid in the sand, sitting on it while watching the ocean waves. Eventually, they run into the water, calling for me to go with them. I smile, already knowing tonight is the start of forever and run after them. After playing in the ocean, we go back to our blanket, grabbing towels out of our bags to dry off. Except I pull out a small box as well. While they're busy drying off, back turned to me, looking like a goddess in disguise, I get on one knee. When they turn around, they're taken aback, "What are you-" They start to speak, cutting themselves off. I start to speak. "My love, ma princesse/Mon prince. Ever since I first met you, I thought you were the most amazing, beautiful, kind-hearted person I've ever had the plea of knowing. The fact I get to call you mine is a miracle I am, and always will be, thankful for. Not a day goes by where I can't wait to spend the rest of my life with you. Where I can't wait to ask you one question. Will you marry me?"

Yes, I fucking love banana bread. I would give my firstborn for unlimited banana bread

does anyone on this site enjoy Banana Bread?

[lazysoulcandy]

WAIT HOLY SHIT THEY ARE

I love bugs I love them they're so small and they have so many cool specialized survival niches a ton of them can fly and even more can just casually climb up walls they are tiny little dudes with their own individual powers and abilities and they control through hydraulics which is so. cool plus they are silly and weird and some of them are downright ridiculous and I love them so very much

[lazysoulcandy]

what a beautiful day to not be in high school

[lazysoulcandy]

Your harassing neighbor dies. Then a bullying coworker dies in a crash. Within a month, people you’ve had bad blood with start dying. The police are watching you closely—but you haven’t done anything… at least, not that you know of.

[lazysoulcandy]

Daichi: How do you ask someone out?

Kuroo: Well, first-

Kenma: Don't ask him. He asked me out in a McDonalds parking lot.

Daichi: ...And you said yes?

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Kageyama: I trust Hinata.

Dachi: You think he knows what he's doing?

Kageyama: I wouldn't go that far.

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Tanaka: Fitness tip: never stop pushing yourself. Some say 8 hours of sleep is enough. Why not keep going? Why not 9? Why not 10? Strive for greatness.

Nishinoya: Next time you’re working out do 15 push ups instead of 10. Run 3 miles instead of 2. Eat a whole cake instead of just a slice. Burn your ex’s house down. You can do it. I believe in you.

Dachi: There were so many mixed messages in that I can’t-