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I really do hope that they never find the woman who ruined the Tour de France this year. I hope the international manhunt gets them nowhere and this woman becomes the D.B. Cooper of bad cardboard signs
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Diver convince octopus to trade his plastic cup for a seashell
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MARVEL’S SPIDER-MAN: MILES MORALES (2020) dev. Insomniac Games
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thinking about my optometrist who was treating my eye infection and said “if it hurts, you can rinse your eye with boiled water. look at me - look at me. i want you to understand that i mean water that has been boiled and has since cooled down. not boiling water. do you understand?” like i’m so grateful for this man ensuring that I wouldn’t destroy my eyes by pouring boiling water in it, because it is an adequate assessment of my intelligence
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Listen pal, the subtitles stay ON.
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like the only two memes weve had this year are microwaving ants and the stick bug. why the insect theme
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I am sobbing 😭
via @dustinpup
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