if some creature has all the records of the present, past and future, then the laws of music would give it complete ability to make bad music
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YOU CAME INTO MY HOUSE, MISS THE FOCUS OF MY POST, ACCUSING ME OF NOT TAKING THE CRITICISM AND DOWN VOTED MY WELL STRUCTURED, NOT SO NICELY WORDED COMMENT AFTER I'VE READ YOU LONG ASS COMMENT WORD FOR WORD BUT YOU FAILED TO READ MY POST WITH 3 LINES WHERE THE QUESTION IS WHERE THE QUESTION MARK IS!!
and you have the audacity to tag yourself as a professor!!!
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Did you know there's a version of tag in Germany where they only tag by the butt?
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I love winter. I can run without breaking a sweat, I could've ran to my heart's content…
Which is not at all, but the not sweating thing is pretty cool
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The calibration bubble of a 4digit balance is the worst etch-a-sketch ever
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I need a skit where a guy is getting spam mails of scams. Then he go get whatever was advertised but somehow gets house arrested but he keeps getting whatever was spammed at him till his entire body is covered by different sizes of ankle bracelet
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What's with my old ass body at the age of 23?
What am I? Benjamin Button?
I better grow younger OR ELSE
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I'm not a social-drinker, I'm the opposite
I'm an antisocial-drinker. I drink to get out of social interactions
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It's not untrue, but to say I'm sexually frustrated is very dismissive of the fact that I'm also frustrated about many other aspects of life
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I think I can be a hermit. I'm not so sure I can live alone in the woods, but dying alone in the woods? That I can do
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Youtube can block my ad block, but I will refresh the page eternally until there's no ads
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Other than not seeing that well sometimes, not hearing speech in a semi-medium-loud environment, stuttering to reexamine my phrase and unable to remember things when I want to, I'm actually a pretty ok fellerrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr
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For the many thousands of years, dogs have not develop the ability to sweat or to shed fur. So with the speed we are producing green house gases and causing climate change, isnt it possible that they won't last too long?
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I'm not saying its healthy. As a matter of fact, this is one of, if not the most unhealthy thing I do. But I keep believing I am an entirely useless POS by anecdotal evidence.
Even though my therapist used to tell me not to do that, I have trouble naming instances where I find myself being useful.
The sad thing may be the fact that I, as of typing this post, am trying to make it funny as if it make any difference.
I'll probably be better in a couple of days or hours
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It's politically incorrect to say black magic
It's Africa Cadabra now
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