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imagine you fuck your target and then in your cringefail attempt to kill him he kicks your ass and tells you the dick was subpar.. like how do you even recover

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Jiang Cheng came to me crying and told me to post this on Tumblr

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mxtxnet's october event | day 31: wei wuxian

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me: oh boy, booping is finally back! i love booping! i can't wait to get booped!

my roommate's cat, who's spent the last 3 months unsuccessfully trying to boop me from under the bathroom door while i pee: am i a joke to you

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ANOTHER TGCF PV WITH I THINK NEW FOOTAGE!!!!!

“I HAVE LIKED HIM FOR MANY YEARS.” 😭😭

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I'm rereading MDZS and it just hit me that Wei Wuxian's first impression upon meeting Lan Yuan post-resurrection was that he was a "good sprout"

You guys... you guys... that's his little radish... that's his good little sprout....

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is there any way to read this novel? o:

You are all fired for not informing me that this danmei:

Is getting a Thai-Taiwan coproduction adaptation:

AAAAAAA!!!

I am beside myself!!!!

I have not read this particular novel but (1) I love love love this author's Wu Chang Jie (in my top 5 danmeis) and enjoyed a couple of her moderns, and (2) this is a freaking period setting aaaaaaaaa!!!!!

Most BL dramas do little for me because a lot of them are modern coming of age tales (mostly fluffy) and I am just too old, angst-junkiish and costume drama obsessed to care. But this? AAAAAAAA!!!!

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“can you imagine the faces their children could make” (X)

n-no~ /sobbing

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It's a lot healthier to go for a daily walk than to sign up for a gym membership you won't be using because you hate that kind of exercise. It's a lot healthier to eat a frozen meal than to skip a meal because you were too tired to cook something healthy. It's a lot healthier to take a quick shower than to procrastinate an elaborate routine for days. Don't aim so high that you won't be hitting anything!

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KinnPorsche + text posts (pt. 56/60)

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Like god pls someone get a beta translator pls. I'll do it for free! I've watched enough BL over the years for me to pick on common vocab and English is my first language and I've been reading since I was 14. I know how to make a sentence sound better to English speaking ears. I PROMISE, you DON'T need to use the word DADDY for the word Dad unless the person saying it is a child, or in a sexual relationship with them. It does NOT sound right! Also I Know their just saying dad. I know that word! ALSO they way you put that sentence together? I understand what you meant but that it NOT how it is said. PLEASE LET ME FIX IT

one profession that does need better gatekeeping is people who write or translate subtitles. brother that is not what was said.

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man I've tried writing this post like 3 different times b/c how the hell do I explain Triage the gay groundhogs day time loop romance mission from a Literal Angel set to the dance pop Lady Gaga track of an organ trafficking hospital factory?

Anyway Tin the protagonist has the energy of one of those fluffy slightly mangled looking older cats that would yowl TWAS I WHO SET THE HOUSE ABLAZE and bites the hand of everyone except his 5 chosen humans

Forget the uni BLs you've seen before because baby Tin is stuck in a thoroughly exhausting gay version of groundhogs day crossing over with an episode of house without the ironic homophobia set in the greys anatomy hospital all to save his Influencer Love Interest from increasingly concerning deaths with the power of having absolutely zero lying skills and negative rizz like Tom Holland levels no rizz ass having, which Zendaya's his Influencer love interest ANYWAY through the sheer power of romantic hyper fixation and being a top tier level 98 slow burn obsessed weirdo with a skill buff of STARE LONGINGLY that usually only appears in accidental gay kdramas like Devil Judge or Hannibal

In the end the day is saved with some the tongue action cheat codes that cure time loop amnesia so they can return everybody's kidneys back to their rightful owners so the hospital can just be a hospital instead of an organ trafficking factory for the chicken soup soul

oh and Techno from Tharntype is here too

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#oh, how the tables have turned

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Tabula Risso

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27.03.24

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Love for Love's Sake + text posts (pt. 3/5)