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Stop getting mad at me I raise undead when im in distress

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I ordered the stupidest hat ever and I love it so so so much 💕

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Tian Bao Fuyao Lu - 天宝伏妖录 (Legend of Exorcism)

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heyy can we do a sexy roleplay where im a prince from a fallen kingdom and youre the powerful warrior who has taken me for their own pleasure. yes? yipeeee ok so before we start first here's a google doc with the whole history of the fictional land we're both from and the intricate geopolitical workings of the- oh yeah and here's a supplementary doc on the agriculture and trade routes of said fictional land and stuff and yes this is important. the dirty talk has to be lore accurate

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next up on the docket: the author's blatant (and yet thematically relevant!) fetish

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2009

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I'm like if a chivalrous knight kissed a fair maiden's hand and said "my lady, I fight for you" and then walked off and immediately tripped over his own armor and fell on the ground

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auto suggest bewilders me

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yeah man i love cultivation check out this wheat ive b- \*the guy starts flying around on his sword* dude what the fuck. come on man.

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everyone had that one guy at their wizard school said edgy shit like "dark magic is just misunderstood, not evil" that ended up wanted in three countries for necromancy

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*Global Examination has the characters 高考 (gaokao) in the title, the same name as China's national university entrance exam

**All of these are Chinese BL

[eng by me]

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First thing you see after you zoom in is how you die

How you dying 👀

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Immortal Life + Song Yantong's residence ❄️

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be honest. are you guys only hanging out with me because of the prophecy.