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HOT TAKE

Editing is more fun than the first draft

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"people in real life: hey man how's it going" is a killer phrase. instantly neutralizes whatever insane discourse you find online. gonna start using that from now on

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hey since i’m occasionally giving out adult advice. anyone wanna know my very adult and very boring and very sensible suggestion for grief gifts for friends and family when someone close to them dies

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they should invent joints that don’t hurt

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Let’s fucking GOOOO Basil Scorpiaaaaaans 🦂🍃🦂🍃🦂🍃🦂🍃

Why does basil smell so fucking amazing

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— David Cronenberg, Consumed

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AHHHHHHHHHH I have a Poetry Anthology!!!!! And it’s coming out on my birthdaaaaaay!!! I have acheived a thing!!!! I wanna die a lil less right now!!!! Woooooah!!

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Communists and anarchists will spend all day talking about abstract concepts and structures like capitalism and the state, but willfully ignore the very real, tangible curse placed upon me by the foul necromancer

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what studying literature feels like

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184. Affirmations

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sorry i can't come in to work today. yeah sorry they killed me off last night. yeah i just wasn't relevant to the plot anymore. i should be in tomorrow but i'll let you know.

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STAR TREK: THE NEXT GENERATION - S5E1 Redemption, Part 2

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