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lance-blue-paladin · 4 years ago
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My dad:* refuses to gimme candy till i do my homework*
non existent fake promise candy: just give him wants and you can have me
me: i dont want you i dont want you
real candy at stores: If YoU payYyYYy yoU can STAYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY
me: LORD TELL ME HOW TO SAY NO TO THIS, I DUNNO HOW TO SAY NO TO THIS.
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lance-blue-paladin · 4 years ago
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Leo, in his pizza delivery uniform: *lying face down on the floor*
Jason: What’s wrong?
Leo: The person who ordered pizza on the phone said “Thanks, bye.”
Jason: And???
Leo: I accidentally said “I love you too.”
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lance-blue-paladin · 4 years ago
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HEY TO ALL OF CHU
I'm yers solacehamiltrash and I write fanfics. Gimme a ship from one of these fandoms (I excel in gay qnd a bit of smut 👀)
Pjo/hoo
Voltron
She-ra
HP
CREEPYPASTA
Hamilton (?)
Heathers
Gravity falls
Hiritojime my hero
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