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[lance-blue-paladin]

My dad:* refuses to gimme candy till i do my homework*

non existent fake promise candy: just give him wants and you can have me

me: i dont want you i dont want you

real candy at stores: If YoU payYyYYy yoU can STAYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY

me: LORD TELL ME HOW TO SAY NO TO THIS, I DUNNO HOW TO SAY NO TO THIS.

[lance-blue-paladin]

Leo, in his pizza delivery uniform: *lying face down on the floor*

Jason: What’s wrong?

Leo: The person who ordered pizza on the phone said “Thanks, bye.”

Jason: And???

Leo: I accidentally said “I love you too.”

[lance-blue-paladin]

HEY TO ALL OF CHU

I'm yers solacehamiltrash and I write fanfics. Gimme a ship from one of these fandoms (I excel in gay qnd a bit of smut 👀)

Pjo/hoo

Voltron

She-ra

HP

CREEPYPASTA

Hamilton (?)

Heathers

Gravity falls

Hiritojime my hero