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I have yet to see 1/100th the amount of "AI bros" online as I have people bitching over random people having fun with a studio ghibli thing they aren't even making money of it.

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fuck it, i'm curious. reblog and tag with the first fictional death to ever rewrite your brain chemistry and/or make you cry like a baby. mine was ares from the underland chronicles (who, for context, was a giant bat.) to this day i will weep if i think too hard about it. okay, go.

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I really don't understand why we don't just go the "parent or guardian" route with the "mother" vs "birthing parent" thing. Some people find the "birthing parent" "womb havers" etc dehumanizing. But it's also not accurate to assume it's always "the mom" who gives birth. It might just be two cis moms (noone ever talks about that?) or maybe someone is trans. You could include both. Instead it's a needless online trans discourse pissing contest. (Again am I missing homophobes or are cis lesbians never mentioned in this conversation?)

Just put "mother or birthing parent".

Or "mother or other birthing parent" if you want to differentiate them. Finetune the wording how you want and figure out what sounds natural in your language.

We litterally already solved this with "parent or guardian". "In the vast majority of cases it will be x but sometimes it is also y".

The whole thing reminds of reading about some vaccine that wasn't tested on pregnant women and the us version said something like "people who are pregnant should not" in a sentence structure that sounded very clunky and unnatural while the one in my native language (I'm European) just said "if you are pregnant don't get this".

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Then put it on bluesky.

Though I would fact check everything first. I am not to sure about military infrastructure being the only thing that is checked.

Justice isn't about picking sides but ensuring safety, freedom, and dignity for all. Condemn terrorism without excuses. Recognize suffering without competition. Advocate for real solutions—dismantle Hamas, invest in peace, ensure security. Center facts, not propaganda.

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oh no , the dog is drinking the wave equation

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What happened on October 7 was awful.

What has happened to Palestinian civilians since is awful.

These are not contradictory statements and you should be wary of anyone who tries to convince you that they are.

Hamas should burn in hell. Civilian Palestinians and Isrealis should be safe. Civilians are civialns no matter where they're from. Children are children no matter where they're from.

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I can't lie, I find it very odd that posts cautioning people against donating to individual* campaigns and promoting the idea of supporting mutual aid efforts and community kitchens in Gaza can rack up 10k+ notes--while a post promoting a community kitchen (that I can personally vouch for) struggles to get 1k notes, and has barely pulled in a couple hundred dollars over the past week.

I actively try to avoid using guilting tactics in fundraising, but this is weird to me. It's like people are using these posts as an excuse not to do things they already didn't want to do anyway, rather than actually taking their recommendations on board...

*In my experience, these campaigns often support large extended families + their neighbours

MAQMAP is a community kitchen aiming to support families in the Mawasi Al-Qarara area.

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but we’re making all of this up, right?

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Konrad drunk drives to kill other drunk drivers.

Primarchs and drunk driving

Mortarion - No??? Why would he do that? That's so stupid? Actually disgusted by the concept.

Fulgrim - Swears he's never done it but the truth is that it happened a couple of times in his youth. HE WAS YOUNG AND IMPULSIVE, OK???

Angron - Too mad to get drunk. Too mad to drive. Might be a safer driveing drunk though, since he's got real bad road rage.

Magnus - Hah! No. This nerd is more likely to isolate himself in his study with a good book rather than go driving when drunk.

Perturabo - Never. What's the point? Such a waste of time. Mad that it's even a thing. Would beat his sons if he saw them do it.

Alpharius - Are they drunk or are they just pretending to be? Because in either case; yes.

Lorgar - Gasp! He would NEVER! (He did it once after he got drunk on the communal wine during mass. Very ashamed of it.)

Horus - He was once a gang member. Of course he's done some drunk driving! Swears he's a good drunk driver (he isn't.)

Konrad - This man used to kill drunk drivers, what makes you think he'd ever be one?

Sanguinius - Does being high on Red Thirst count? Because if so, he might have done it once or twice. Otherwise, no, never.

Corvus - Has never done it and will never do it. It is irresponsible and someone might get hurt. Very serious about it.

Ferrus - What's the point? Being inebriated would seriously hamper his ability to drive, why would he do that? Sees it as a logical problem.

Rogal - Holds seminars about the dangers of drunk driving. Talks about responsible drinking.

Vulkan - Shamefully admits that he did it once as a youth. Never did it again though and learned his lesson (that poor salamander never saw it coming...).

Lion - Ok, listen, that one time doesn't count. He had never had alcohol before! How was he supposed to know vehicles and booze don't mix?

Leman - Has done it before and will do it again. Swears that he's a good drunk driver. Survivors would disagree.

Jaghatai - Did it a few times in his youth. Would take his bike on joyrides across the wast planes of his homeworld, beer in one hand.

Roboute - ... Yes. But only once! He was young and it was a momentary lapse of judgement! Would absolutely never do it again!

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Here.

The excusing of october 7 is sick. Seeing some anti hamas posts escuse what is done to Palestinian civilians too and have to say fuck off with that shit too.

anarcho_zionist

I hope this thread will lift some spirits. We could all use it right now.

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I am moving this account soon as I mostly only deal in fandom stuff so that's why you might see the acc deleted but I wanted to comment on this and add sources:

Hamas also gave back the wrong body first. The body hamas returned as the mother was not Shiri, Isreal pointed this out and the right body was then returned.

I know some are going to not believe that because it was forensics by isreal but considering Hamas then sent a new body....

Sources:

https://edition.cnn.com/2025/02/20/middleeast/israel-bibas-boys-among-dead-hostages-not-shiri-intl-latam/index.html

https://www.bbc.com/news/articles/cjry3jzedl1o

Right body returned:

https://edition.cnn.com/2025/02/21/middleeast/shiri-bibas-body-gaza-israel-intl-latam/index.html

spokesman just announced that the autopsy revealed that kfir and ariel bibas were murdered with bare hands. how do we go on from this

rest in peace, babies. i’m so sorry. 🧡

Yarden requested to make it known worldwide what happened to his babies, so i would like to add that another detail that came up in the autopsy:

the bodies were abused post-mortem, experts guess that it was probably to make it seem like they were killed from an airstrike or something of that kind. they’ve been dead since november 2023, Kfir never even had a birthday, Ariel was 4 years old. don’t forget their faces, may their memory be a revolution 🕯️🧡🕯️

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Yes.

When your Husband is extremely tall, no nosense man, so you have to use work related issues to pspspsps him to your kissing level 😂

God I love these two so much...

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Reblogging this only to say I am geniunely retarded.

I was so confused how you would hold a match between your fingers, like, a gladitorial match.

Re-blog this if:

- you’re gay - can read - support gay people - want to hold a match between your fingers as you wander the halls of an ancient castle because it’s your only source of light amidst the ghosts of people long past - are an antelope - or want a chocolate bar.

No one will know which applies.

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Initially posted on greensquareanon. Moved here because that blog was getting cluttered.

Mind if I add on to this?

Semi related but I always thought a potential "use" for Konrad would be one of those anti poaching people who guard endangered hunted animals, he gets to roam large areas and kill people in the name of justice. But it seemed a bit "demeaning" for a primarch. So I guess that in a setting where he wasn't that much above everyone else but still allowed for the casual violence of warhammer that would be perfect. Plus he can roam the place at night. That or he's an overzealous warehouse night guard who stabs teenagers for doing graffiti.

In terms of "realistic" day jobs:

(Warning this got both depressing as hell and slightly political in that it was drawing parralels to the current online landscape. Turn back now if you don't want the illusion shattered)

Konrad Curze: Not a job but Konrad is suffering from untreated mental health issues and is one of those people in some cause or another using it as an excuse for their violent impulses. He would be right at home with that tumblr user who tried to feed someone a needle for drawing rose quartz skinny. The cause itself dosen't matter, Curze is equally likely to flay a white person alive for saying "nigga" in a song as he is to flay Rosa Parks alive for not sitting at the back of the bus. He may or may not actually belive in the cause he is supposedly "championing". Or rather, he may have started out geniunly beliving then it slowly became just about the violence. A consistent abusive parent throughout his childhood is too "personal" for him. He's been in and out of foster care.

Definetly doxxes people online.

Because I'm writing a sympathic version of him I'm going to say he's abused and traumatized, not inheriently evil. He will be given the help he needs and will redeem himself. (Note, not saying abused traumatized people become violent, I'm saying that's what caused HIS violence).

Angron: Angron in his tragedy would be one of those people who do motivational talks about escaping "the streets" but depending on whether or not he got the equlivant of the butchers nails he would fall back into it.

Lorgar: Lorgar was raised in Khor Pharons predatory mega church. Depending on how you view his character arc he will either become a geniunly benevolent religios figure or continue the predatory mega church.

Perturabo: Perturabo works a dead end tech job and has geniunly good ideas on how to improve what they're doing to actually save lives/the enviorment/whatever but never speaks up. Will get outraged when someone else gets the promotion, depending on wheter or not he works in the same industry that someone may or may not be Dorn. And/or perty does awful bitter "self help" podcasts

Gman: Privileged and born into a good family, but unlike what tumblr may tell you that didn't make him evil, is geniunely kind hearted. Will get into a prestiqous school and get a high paying job. The recession hits and now he's trying to get his company to actually help people.

Mortarion: I actually have fuckall idea. All that matters is he ends up mirroring his parent(s) and being bitter forever.

Corvus Corax: Might be an entertainer. Either way is definetly a political activist. Once again the "what Curze could have been".

Alpharius & Omegon: Prank show idea is perfect.

Out of curiosity, what do ya'll think the primarchs jobs would be in a modern setting? Totally asking for a friend, no nefarious reasons