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everyone look at these funeral traffic cones

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(On a mission to recover one of the Coterie's touchstones.)

Three gunshots ring off in the distance. Nine (Ventrue): (hysterically) No, oh my God, they got him– Evangeline (Toreador): How am I more calm than you? How does that make sense? Nine: (screaming) NO– Cut to Camilo (Caitiff), who just shot through a lock. Camilo: (looking at Anya (Malkavian), beside him) Huh … That was probably really scary for Nine. Good thing I didn’t actually shoot anyone.

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The cutest little lambie ~ sheepmeleme0403

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generational difference between people who learnt the word kin on tiktok and think it is a fun way of saying u identify somewhat with a character VS people who learnt the word kin on tumblr where people would threaten each other about kin lists because they genuinely believed they were a manifested reincarnation of karkat homestuck

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FINALLY UPDATED MUFFET’S REFERENCE OMG!! My baby girl, the face behind my username, my fursona! I’ve updated her design a bit to represent myself more, despite the character going by fem terms…! I’m so happy with her new look that I’ve fallen in love with her character once more, especially since she’ll be getting a fursuit head soon ❤️ Crazy how she’s been here for 4 years now

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Warm and languorous dogs.

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Working in a funeral home is either getting off four hours early or never going home

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(with hearts in my eyes) i hate him. he sucks so bad

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Art fight attack on @canisalbus

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is it really a vtm game if the toreador and ventrue aren't yelling at each other?

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Monumental Cemetery of Staglieno, Genoa, Italy

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“some of you are miserable because you’re mean” post except its “some of you are miserable because you only look at and talk about stuff you dislike”

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C: rouletterevolut

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sweetheart abbey in the cold

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lying across the autopsy table all by yourself, gorgeous?

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There are nebulas in our eyes and oceans in our hearts

And yet you still don’t see the depth in your soul