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I need to get good at drawing facial / body hair

>:(

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owwie!

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the dog that weeps after it kills is no better than the dog that doesnt. my guilt will not purify me

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big fan of whatever this is

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Kinda curious now, what’s your take on every merc’s religion / lack of religion?

YESSSS I do have ideas

Scout: Raised Catholic in a way that has left him neither functionally religious nor Religious Traumatized. Goes to church like twice a year with his mom. Shouts out Jesus when he hits a home run

Soldier: Religious embodiment of The Apotheosis of Washington

Pyro: Not religiously affiliated but likes the farm animals in a nativity scene

Demo: One of those Celtic activists who calls himself like a pagan druid despite not necessarily adhering to any specific forms of paganism. I support it

Heavy: Communist

Engie: "Oh my science" atheist. Engie when Charles Darwin evolves down the chimney on sciencemas

Medic: Mostly-secular Jew. Not an atheist because he does think God exists he just thinks he's cooler and better than God (this is canon)

Sniper: White Buddhist

Spy: Catholic so he can get more days off

LIGHTNING ROUND:

Pauling: Atheist because she has a job rn

Admin: Episcopalian, which is disgusting

Saxton Hale: Capitalist

Archimedes: Preparing for his bar mitzvah

Merasmus: "oh my gods" queer witch

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person who goes back in time to try and prevent lincoln’s assassination but they get so enraptured by the play that he’s watching that they forget and he gets shot anyways

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Gordon swinging his fish

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foujd this deleted cutscene last night and got very sad and cried

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It's a shame that almost everyone perceives Barney as just a cheerful boozer, even though he's been through almost more shit than Gordon and Alyx combined.

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House has the highest bid, don't tell anyone

Re-upload, zoom for better quality

+ sick boys

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drew young barney :3 i thin k he's pretty neat

i think this is the first time in months I've completed an actual art piece and not let it rot in sketch phase

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Hi, explain the entirety of half life blue shift or whatever it's called

So BASICALLY

You (barney calhoun) start your shift in area 3. Apparently, shit is going wrong. You’re told to go to another part of the facility and on the elevator.

RES CAS💥💥💥

And now you’re around dead scientists in a broken elevator. You’re in the sewer and now apparently the military HATES YOU and isn’t here to save you!!!

You’re in a bunch of storage crate areas and after killing the HECU soldiers there’s a scientist in one of the containers and he’s like “hi I’m dr Rosenberg lets go to lambda lab and use an old teleporter thingy” because the HECU is a coverup for that explosion

Now you’re at that place, and the scientists are like “go to the alien world to power the thing so we can all leave” so you do the thing in xen in a cave and now there’s kinda power??

But also not really cause the teleport to get your ass to xen killed the battery. So now you gotta go DOWNSTAIRS and find and recharge the batteries without getting killed by everything.

Now you gotta use the teleporter to get yourself and the other scientists out.

Now you’re free :) half life blue shift over

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Donated blood for the first time a few days ago, got a free sticker outta it

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cupid hit me with precision!

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It's my 3 year anniversary on Tumblr 🥳

which is crazy, I don’t even remember signing up for this app!