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I make fun of coffee drinkers for being physically addicted to and dependent on badbreath bitterdrink but when i dont have my morning tea i feel like a mentally ill caveman about to do something bad.

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stroking my shit in an avant-garde type of way

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if she leaves the feminisation basement skinny you have fundamentally failed in your task and are not worthy of respect

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having a cat is great. there's a small little animal wandering around. effervescent

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controversial opinion but ive suffered enough and should get everything i want for forever from now on and also im pretty cute

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conceptualizing a story about a school delinquent named Peachi-Keen who has to keep up a reputation as a Tough Guy while also trying to secretly grapple with the fact that he's a genius player at a game called "Cool Chess"

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bapping you with my soft wittle paws until naught but ash and dust remains

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reblog to bonk prev with yr forehead like a cat