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Havent been on Tumblr in a year owo what's this

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FITTED TO WHOM

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A list of people whose opinions matter on the definition of bisexuality:

1) bisexuals

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*talks about demons loudly in local diner*

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I made a taz mini-arc one Tag urself I’m amnesty lesbian

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please listen to taz dust

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Omg yall, it’s April, which means that one month from today

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the tide: *is high*

me: *is holdin on*

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a while ago I saw a post that pointed out that Snape would have treated Harry differently if he had been a girl and looked like Lily and I’m so horrified at the truth in that statement that I haven’t been able to stop thinking about it

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I had a dream last night that the new hot meme was editing silver metallic balloons shaped like letters that said “BIG FUCK” into the background of gifs/photographs. And it became this a contest among editors to see who could make the most realistic balloon edit. Like ppl would be putting them in the background of a gif and having them sway in the wind and giving them shadows. So there were just a ton of pictures that were completely normal except somewhere in the background there was “BIG FUCK”

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My favorite lifehack is I’m never too polite to take leftovers from any event. “Please take leftovers,” the hostess says, and everyone diffidently murmurs something about the size of their fridge, but I am already sweeping an entire basket of bagels into my tote bag. I gather there may be some unspoken rule of upperclass etiquette that stands in people’s way but listen. Break free of your chains

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lactose intolerant people are braver and stronger than any US Marine

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last thing from me for 2k17 !! i love u sm granny id die for u !!

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Everything abt this ad fucking haunts me. The dick lipstick even has little engravings like flesh or bark or veins or some shit. And what is the mask even supposed to be for?? Why would you wear another normal face on top of your face???