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by loustatichor on twitter

I am screaminggg

eta: per @la-femme-au-collier-vert this look was created by jessica ford, who says she enjoyed working with sam reid on it! that’s dream job shit

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Sugar doge

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I couldn’t reboot it for some reason

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Anyway

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Pro tip! If someone ever says they would fuck their own clone, you can make the conversation different by saying you'd also fuck their clone.

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Best boy doing a great job at work

(via)

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honestly “i’ll do whatever you want” “then perish” is the single most powerful exchange possible in the english language and it’s from some bizarre “hewwo” obama rp

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V FOR VENDETTA 2005, dir. James McTeigue

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My reaction after only the first week.

(groan) 207 more to go.

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a watched nut never busts. or something. i dont fucking know what you people find funny anymore. 9/11.

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Sorry for playing into negative.opossum stereotypes to push my agenda 😅😆. If gene makes it past this round 🙏 please feel free to edit out any offending bits

lmao you’re so fine

FUN FACTS ABOUT OPOSSUMS for PEOPLE WHO WEREN’T EXPECTING OPOSSUM FACTS ON THE HOT DEAD PEOPLE PAGE:

they very rarely get rabies (less frequently than their fellow trash creatures, raccoons)

they eat ticks!

they’re immune to most venoms and other weird shit :)

they have….50 teeth. yikes

I love them 🤍

please remember to keep opossums in your thoughts as you vote in ROUND 4 of the scrungly little guys contest

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Fanfic tiktok is wild... I see so many people saying shit like "I could never read anything below 60k!!", or "What story can you even tell in under 5k words?" or "A oneshot below 10k isn't even a story!" or "I always filter completed fics by 100k< only!"

And I'm like...

A) which fandoms are you reading fics for where you have this kind of offerings on the regular?

B) have you heard of short stories? If you truly think every story NEEDS to be longform to connect with people, I sincerely feel sorry for you.

C) Average novel length is between 50k to 100k. I'm sorry, but CONSISTENTLY demanding fic writers to push out fics of that length is insane. Just think about it: YOU DEMAND AUTHORS TO PUT OUT FICS THAT COMPARE TO COMMERCIAL NOVELS IN LENGTH (AND QUALITY) AS A BASELINE.

Yall are wilding.