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(See one you like, send it in! I’ll try to write a flash fiction for it. You can also style them as an ask if you like!)

&. 𝐬𝐡𝐨𝐫𝐭 𝐚𝐧𝐠𝐬𝐭 𝐬𝐞𝐧𝐭𝐞𝐧𝐜𝐞 𝐬𝐭𝐚𝐫𝐭𝐞𝐫𝐬.

❛ i didn’t know where else to go. ❜

❛ i’ll never be that me again. ❜

❛ you can still be good. ❜

❛ i thought you’d be here. ❜

❛ don’t act like you know me. ❜

❛ because i care about you, okay? ❜

❛ it wasn’t supposed to end like this. ❜

❛ i was scared. i thought you had lost your way. ❜

❛ am i supposed to just let you go? ❜

❛ you deserve better than me. ❜

❛ don’t make me do this. ❜

❛ i’m not who you think i am. ❜

❛ you don’t mean that. ❜

❛ please just hold me. ❜

❛ i don’t want to understand, i want you to stay. ❜

❛ and why should i care? ❜

❛ you look awful. ❜

❛ i can’t do this without you. ❜

❛ don’t let me lose you too. ❜

❛ for what it’s worth, i really am sorry. ❜

❛ it’s not your fault. ❜

❛ i don’t know who i am anymore. ❜

❛ is this the part where you kick me out? ❜

❛ don’t we deserve to be happy? ❜

❛ promise me you’ll still be here when i wake up. ❜

❛ you can’t save everyone. ❜

❛ it was a nightmare, that’s all. ❜

❛ it’s just a scratch, don’t worry. ❜

❛ you know me better than i know myself. ❜

❛ don’t go where i can’t follow. ❜

❛ you’re better off without me. ❜

❛ we all die alone. ❜

❛ people get hurt if they get too close to me. ❜

❛ i hate what i’ve become. ❜

❛ i’m not going anywhere. ❜

❛ is there anything i can do to help? ❜

❛ i don’t even recognize you anymore. ❜

❛ who did this to you? ❜

❛ please don’t leave me. ❜

❛ oh, now you care? ❜

❛ don’t come any closer! ❜

❛ i missed you so much. ❜

❛ you don’t have to say anything. ❜

❛ do you want me to leave? ❜

❛ why are you avoiding me? ❜

❛ you could have died, you know. ❜

❛ i wish you were here. ❜

❛ you’re not alone. i’m staying right here. ❜

❛ i can be your family. ❜

❛ of course i’m here. where else would i be? ❜

❛ we just can’t seem to get it right, huh? ❜

❛ don’t look at me like that. ❜

❛ don’t push me away again. ❜

❛ this wasn’t how it was supposed to go. ❜

❛ you’re leaving already? ❜

❛ this was a mistake. ❜

❛ can’t sleep? ❜

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Vermont: Chickens would have never pooped in my bathtub.

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Flat white for Massachusetts please!

Coffee or Tea?

Oh you’re funny anon. Am I drinking it or dumping the shit in the harbor?

Rhode Island: John. Be nice.

Yeah alright sorry. I normally stick with coffee. But if I’m under the weather a cup of tea does cure all.

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Massachusetts: so…

Maine: Yep....

New Hampshire: didn’t think it get to this.

Connecticut: none of us did.

Vermont: scary times.

Rhode Island: okay look, everything sucks right now but we’re here for everyone. Right?

Maine: that’s true.

Connecticut: and we want to make sure everyone is doing well and keeping themselves safe and healthy.

Vermont: and isolation isn’t the best thing for the mind after awhile.

Massachusetts: so send us some asks or just chat with us.

New Hampshire: but please make sure you and your family are safe and staying healthy.

(Mun here! Seriously I do hope you all are staying safe and healthy and that your families are all okay as well. I know this is going to be rough but no one is alone. Stay healthy and safe.)

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(Please spesify which one(s) you want answering)

Cafe Asks ☕️

Vanilla Chai Latte : Are you in love? Flat White : Coffee or Tea? Cappuccino : What’s your middle name? Mocha : Dream Job? Pumpkin Spice : Dream car? Jasmine Tea : If you could go anywhere in the world, where would it be and why? Old English : You’re stranded on an island, who do you bring with you? Iced Chocolate : Do you have a crush on someone? Caramel Frappe : Favorite video game? Iced Lemon Tea : Favorite song/band? Iced Cafe Mocha : Favorite thing to do on rainy days? Hot Chocolate : Are you an affectionate person? Caramel Macchiato : You’re travelling the entire world but you can only take one person with you. Who do you take? Green Tea : How tall are you? Early Grey Tea : The inevitable Zombie Apocalypse is upon us! What’s your plan of action? Mint Tea : How do you relax? Vanilla Latte : Board games or drinking games? Iced Coffee : Do you like reading? If so, what’s your favorite book? Italian Soda : Describe your dream date Sparkling Water : Describe what qualities you look for in a person Orange Juice : Have you ever had a valentine? Rose Hip Tea : Describe your first kiss Herbal Tea : You’re at a candle shop, what scented candle do you buy?

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Hey, do you guys miss Juliana much at all?

Massachusetts: I don’t wanna talk about it.

Rhode Island *rubbing Massachusetts’ back*: yeah we all miss her.

New Hampshire: yup.

Vermont: Thomas?…

New Hampshire: I’m fine. Everything is fine. Let’s… let’s move on Trev okay?

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Massachusetts: happy Thanksgiving everyone. Let’s take time today to remember-

Vermont: John, I swear to the Almighty if you get on your high horse today-

Massachusetts: jeez Monty I was just going to say be grateful for what you have but now that you mention it…

Rhode Island: HAPPY THANKSGIVING! Now to eat some turkey!

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Oh, what's up all yous? I didn't know you were here as well. ~ Juliana, @ask-the-middle-colonies

Massachusetts: yeah. Just joined recently.

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We all got scars. They tell our stories.

Reblog if your muse has scars.

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What’s Massachusetts and Rhode Island’s relationship like? What’s the history between them?(also I hope mum is doing good in college)

Massachusetts: it’s rough. I’m only starting to realize how much I hurt Rhode Island. See when we were being settled anyone the puritans didn’t like were forced out. They mainly went to what would become Rhode Island. I guess because of what I was raised around I saw him as less. I pushed him around. Said some cruel things. He started fighting back and developed an independence streak. He still has it. Today things are getting better though. I’m trying to learn how to be a better big brother.

((Mun: Thank you! Things are going well. I’m a history major in my junior year so things are a little crazy but it’s a good crazy!))

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I know there’s a lot of Massachusetts asks (admit it they’re great) but could I just get any Massachusetts content?

Massachusetts: content huh? Well let’s see…

At one point I dated New York. What I saw in him all never understand. But that was when I was a foolish colony.

Mun is kind of busy -college and all- so she can’t really make or upload a lot of art right now but I’ll pester her to do that.

Let’s see… *sips on Dunkin’ coffee* you wanna know anything specific?

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But... Is Massachusetts fat because of all the Dunkin? XD Random thought.

Massachusetts: I refuse to answer this!

Connecticut: he has a small pudge.

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Is Massachusetts Dunkin Donuts obessed? XD

*Massachusettes sipping on his third Dukin iced coffee of the day*

Nooooo?…

Rhode Island: Yes. Yes he is.

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Send me a letter to my inbox

A- are you single? B- birthday? C- crush? D- did u get ur first kiss? E- easiest person to talk to? F- favorite song? G- good at? H- hair color? I- in love? J- jealous of? K- known as? L- longest relationship? M- middle name? N- number? O- one wish? P- person last texted? Q- question always asked? R- reason to smile? S- song last listened to T- time you woke up? U- 3 biggest wishes? V- violent moment? W- worst fear? X- ex you still liked after it was ended? Y- your last hug? Z- zodiac sign?

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Love potion for Massachusetts? (Maybe a shrinking potion for Connecticut too)

Love potion

Massachusetts: this is dumb. I don’t believe in this shit anymore. But I’ll drink it cause I’m thirty.

*hours later*

New York: sup John?

Massachusetts: have I ever told you how good looking you are Jack?

New York: what did you do!?

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Shrinking

Connecticut: *hmming* oooh ‘drink me’ don’t mind if I do!

*slowly starts shrinking*

No! No! I don’t wanna be smaller! nooooooo!

Rhode Island: *holding a four inch tall Connecticut* think of it this way, you can live in a doll house now!

Connecticut: f*** you!

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【send a potion and my muse will have to drink it!】

Shrinking Potion: a potion that makes you shrink to only a couple inches tall.

Growing Potion: this potion makes you grow to gigantic proportions.

Truth Potion: a potion that compels the drinker to speak only the truth.

Love Potion: this potion makes you fall in love with the first person you see.

Sleeping Potion: a potion that puts the drinker into a deep sleep.

Paralyzing Potion: a potion that paralyzes you where you stand.

Calming Potion: a potion that soothes and calms even the most anxious person.

Happiness Potion: this potion makes even the angriest individual happy as can be.

Aging Potion: a potion that ages the drinker older and older the more they drink.

Energy Potion: a potion that invigorates even the sleepiest individuals.

Dragon’s Breath Potion: this potion gives the drinker the ability to breath fire.

Invisibility Potion: a potion that turns the drinker invisible.

Super Strength Potion: this potion gives the drinker enhanced strength.

Lazy Potion: a potion that turns the drinker lethargic and lazy for a time.

Floating Potion: this potion makes the drinker float uncontrollably for a time.

Mind Control Potion: whoever drinks this potion will obey any orders given to them.

Feral Potion: a potion that turns even the meekest of souls into enraged beasts.

Dread Potion: a potion that makes the drinker see their worst fears.

Memory Potion: this potion makes the drinker remember a long forgotten memory.

Your Own Potion: the asker makes up their own potion for your muse to drink!

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Mun here! Boys, introduce yourselves!

Massachusetts: John. I’m the leader of these crazy fools.

Rhode Island: Vincent here! Don’t listen to Johnny- he has an ego problem!

Massachusetts: I do not!

Maine: uh yes you do, I’m Andrew by the way.

Connecticut: Nathaniel! And these arguments are pretty normal.

New Hampshire: Thomas here, and lilittle Nathaniel is right. I do hope we haven’t scared you off.

Connecticut: I AM NOT LITTLE!

*arguements keep going*

Vermont: and I’m Trevor. Please send us asks, if we interact with you then those knuckleheads won’t argue with themselves so much.