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Thank you @mzwolfe11 and everyone who got me to 25 reblogs this means alot to me!!!❤️❤️

Early Mornings

-> [ TW ]: N/A

-> [ Video Game ]: That's Not My Neighbor

-> [ Pairings ]: Angus Cipriani X Wife Reader

-> [ W.c ]: 406

-> [ A/n ]: Everyone is so focused on the Milkman to notice this absolute gem of a man! I like to think he is Italian because he just gives me those vibes. So, I decided to write for him! I'm so sorry to any Italian readers if any of the words used are wrong. I don't know the language and used multiple translators to make sure I got it right. Any feedback would be wonderful! 🙏🏾😖

You feel a wet smooch on your forehead as you slowly wake up.

A deep chuckle resounds in the room as the sound of clothing being put on can be heard too.

You open your eye slightly to peek out from under your eyelashes and watch as your husband Angus has his back turned towards you as he puts on his suspenders.

He starts to hum a deep tone of a song. You recognize the song being hummed, it was the one that was played at your wedding reception “Coma Prima”.

His soft but loud humming continues as he walks towards the closet to grab his coat jacket.

“Y'know I always like when you sing. Why don't you sing anymore?” You say as you lean on your side of the bed your arm holding your head up as your elbow rests on the bed.

Angus looks at you from over his shoulder, he lets out a breathy chuckle and turns his head forward while looking down and straightening his coat.

“Amore Mio, you know I don't like to sing in front of people.” He says as he lays his hat on the nightstand and turns towards you fully.

“Good thing I'm not people.” You say as you turn to lay on your stomach crossing your arms as you lay your head on them.

Angus chuckles again as he shakes his head.

“No, your not people Anima Mia, you're my wife, my soul, my everything, the reason why I get up in the mornings!” Angus says dramatically as he falls back on the bed and smiles at you upside down.

You scoot closer to his fallen form and stretch a little to place a kiss on his lips.

You both stay like that for a few seconds before you sit up in bed and caress his cheek.

“Okay my man of romance, get up your gonna wrinkle your suit.”

Angus hums in agreement as he gets up he grabs his hat from the night stand as you also get up from the bed.

He walks towards the door to open it and playfully bows.

“After you madam.” He says he holds his hand out.

You smile as you grab his hand with him following you.

“Y'know we have time for breakfast.” You say as you smirk back at him.

Angus flusters as he grabs his shirt collar fanning himself with it.

“Don't mind if I do.”

Thank you for reading!

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Secrets Doppelganger Francis Mosses X Wife Reader

-> [ TW ]: Slight Angst

-> [ Video Game ]: That's Not My Neighbor

-> [ Pairings ]: Doppelganger Francis Mosses X Wife Reader

-> [ W.c ]: 962

-> [ A/n ]: This fanfiction has been replaying in my head for a week now so I finally decided to write it down in a fanfiction. Between me and y'all the milkman isn't really my cup of sweet tea but I still like him because of his design anyways let's get on with it! 😜 P.S. this isn't proofread so there might be some misspelling I will fix it later though!!!

You stare at the black screen of the TV as the sound of ticking from the clock on the wall and dishes behind you clink as they touch each other.

You pick at your hands nervously still staring at the blank TV, your breath picking up as you hear the humming of your “Husband” behind you pouring the tea into the porcelain cups you two shopped for together on your 2nd anniversary.

The humming continues as the sound of the plates underneath the cups being picked up and the footsteps walk towards you on the couch.

You hold your breath, closing your eyes as your “husband” places one cup in front of you and holds the other while sitting down.

You quickly grab the teacup and grasp it tightly.

You close your eyes as you feel the heat between your hand and your heart rate picking up. Your “Husband” starts to take sips from his cup taking small breaks in between.

You glance at him from the side of your eye to see the side of his face. You move your eyes downward and see he still has the clean white shirt of his milkman uniform on with the small black bow tie undone and still hanging under his collar and his usual milkman hat resting in between you two.

“You are not my husband…are you?” You question in a low voice, your heart rate picks up even more as the sound of sipping besides you stops abruptly.

Then the sound of the teacup being placed on the coffee table before you is heard.

“Mmm… What makes you think that beloved?” It asks you as you feel his… no, it's stare piercing the side of your head as if you have laid your head on two needles.

“You're not my husband…” you repeat, you can feel yourself gulping unconsciously as you breathe out through your nose.

“I ask again sweetheart what makes you think that?” It asks again as it reaches for your clenched hand in your lap.

It grabs your hand and holds it tight, it almost feels like how Francis would grab your hand when you're nervous but it also feels different…cold, unfeeling, fake, velvety.

“My love, why won't you look at me?” It asks as it tries to put its face in your line of sight.

You quickly turn your head the opposite way.

“How long? How long have you been pretending to be my husband” you question it again.

You hear a hand moving across the couch and a quiet thump on the ground as the milkman hat falls on the ground.

You can feel it scoot closer to you on the couch almost as if it's trying to get under your skin.

It wraps its arm around your shoulder and pulls you closer. You feel colder as you can feel its breath on your ear.

“What are you talking about my dear wife? This has always been me.” It whispers in your ear.

“LIES!!” you shout as you push it back standing up and turning around to face it.

You turn and finally look at its face.

Its eyes black holes with a white dots staring back at you, its skin pale almost as pale as the milk Francis sells, its mouth a wide gape almost as if it's trying to smile. You hear a faint “Hoon…” coming from it as it just sits there staring, observing.

It tilts its head as it moves to sit on the edge of its seat on the couch. Its white dots for eyes drift towards your mouth as it's open in shock and back towards your eyes.

You hug yourself as you back up tears dripping down your face.

“What have you done to him?” You say as you back up towards your bedroom.

It stands up slowly, too slowly for a human to manage; it turns its whole body to you.

“Nothing at all, I am him.” It says but it mouth, it doesn't move an inch it's like it's coming from inside of him.

“Liar, where's my Francis?” You say as you back up some more.

It walks closer to you and backs you up to the wall. It grabs your left shoulder with one hand and with the other grabs your chin to make you stare in its eyes.

You gasp again and relax a little as you stare into its eyes slowly seeing the monster melt into your husband, Francis again.

“Hoon…” It chants softly as it brings your face closer to him.

“Francis” you whisper as you slowly breathe.

“That's it, it's me sweetheart.” He says as he smiles a bit.

You smile softly as you hug him. “I'm sorry I freaked out Francis.” You say as you close your eyes.

“Mmm…It's alright sweetheart, maybe it's time to go to bed?” He questions as he pulls you away from him to look at him again.

You start to feel drowsy as you stare into his eyes and nod. “Y-yes I haven't been getting sleep lately.”

Francis turns you around and starts to push you gently to your shared bedroom with him following you.”It has been a long day, hasn't it?” He says gently as he turns around to close the door behind him.

He stares into the mirror facing your shared bedroom room and it shows his real form with black holes for eyes and a wide gaping mouth.

He glares at the reflection of himself a bit scolding himself for almost letting his true self slip to you.

“Yes, it has been my love.” Your voice is heard behind him. He turns around to glance at you and then back to the mirror before shutting the door to the bedroom.

Thank you for reading!

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Early Mornings

-> [ TW ]: N/A

-> [ Video Game ]: That's Not My Neighbor

-> [ Pairings ]: Angus Cipriani X Wife Reader

-> [ W.c ]: 406

-> [ A/n ]: Everyone is so focused on the Milkman to notice this absolute gem of a man! I like to think he is Italian because he just gives me those vibes. So, I decided to write for him! I'm so sorry to any Italian readers if any of the words used are wrong. I don't know the language and used multiple translators to make sure I got it right. Any feedback would be wonderful! 🙏🏾😖

You feel a wet smooch on your forehead as you slowly wake up.

A deep chuckle resounds in the room as the sound of clothing being put on can be heard too.

You open your eye slightly to peek out from under your eyelashes and watch as your husband Angus has his back turned towards you as he puts on his suspenders.

He starts to hum a deep tone of a song. You recognize the song being hummed, it was the one that was played at your wedding reception “Coma Prima”.

His soft but loud humming continues as he walks towards the closet to grab his coat jacket.

“Y'know I always like when you sing. Why don't you sing anymore?” You say as you lean on your side of the bed your arm holding your head up as your elbow rests on the bed.

Angus looks at you from over his shoulder, he lets out a breathy chuckle and turns his head forward while looking down and straightening his coat.

“Amore Mio, you know I don't like to sing in front of people.” He says as he lays his hat on the nightstand and turns towards you fully.

“Good thing I'm not people.” You say as you turn to lay on your stomach crossing your arms as you lay your head on them.

Angus chuckles again as he shakes his head.

“No, your not people Anima Mia, you're my wife, my soul, my everything, the reason why I get up in the mornings!” Angus says dramatically as he falls back on the bed and smiles at you upside down.

You scoot closer to his fallen form and stretch a little to place a kiss on his lips.

You both stay like that for a few seconds before you sit up in bed and caress his cheek.

“Okay my man of romance, get up your gonna wrinkle your suit.”

Angus hums in agreement as he gets up he grabs his hat from the night stand as you also get up from the bed.

He walks towards the door to open it and playfully bows.

“After you madam.” He says he holds his hand out.

You smile as you grab his hand with him following you.

“Y'know we have time for breakfast.” You say as you smirk back at him.

Angus flusters as he grabs his shirt collar fanning himself with it.

“Don't mind if I do.”

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Hear me out... Genderbent Nefera de nile x Reader

Cause look at this art work by @artovbros

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Joseph X Afab Sub Reader 🍋

Requested!

☁︎Warnings: Smut, Dirty talk, Fluff

☁︎Story type: One shot

☁︎Anime/Video Game: Identity V

☁︎Characters: Joseph (The Photographer)

☁︎Words: 1,386

☁︎AN: This Is a Request Tysm for reading!!!!

☁︎Summary: As you wait in Joseph's office you can't help but to imagine how Joseph would look after his fencing practice. Just the thought of him bending you over the desk in front all sweaty makes you feel something deep within.

"Ms. (L/N) will that be all? " The butler says as he pushes in your seat to Joseph's desk.

"Yes, that is all" you say as you sit up straight.

You were well known for being the daughter of a famous entrepreneur and also known as Joseph's lover. You decided to visit Joseph today as a way to congratulate him for his last fencing match.

“Alright then I shall take my leave Ms. (L/N)” The butler bowed and left the room.

You look around the room and your eyes focus on a calendar in the room you noticed that this day was the time that Joseph spent practicing fencing. As you were staring you didn’t notice that you were drifting off. You were daydreaming about how Joseph looks after his practice. You rarely see him after such a thing but when you do you can’t help but want him to bend you over the desk in front of you and take you.

You snapped out of your day dream when you heard the door behind you close and a soft gasp.

“My Love, what are you doing here?” Joseph asked as he walked towards you swiftly and elegantly while still in his sweaty fencing gear.

He looked handsome with his hair all ruffled up and disheveled from having his mask on and the seat on his forehead dribbling down towards his chin as he switched his sabre to his other hand to wipe it off with the back of his hand.

“I wanted to congratulate you on your match last week, I'm quite sorry I missed it dear” You said as you got up from your chair and walked closer to joseph.

You looked up at his face and saw that he was staring at your breast.

“No it's fine my love I assume that you’ll make it up to me?” Joseph asked as he grabbed your waist and pulled you closer to him.

He walked you backwards till your bottom hit the desk.

“In what way are you talking about Joseph?” You asked as you lifted your hand to cup his face.

“Lately I’ve been thinking about you, the way you move and talk gracefully in front of people at party's " Joseph whispered through as his hands slowly tightened around your waist.

“The way after such activities you offer to wrap your mouth around my cock and use that warm cunt of yours to comfort me throughout the night” He said through his teeth.

“I also love the way you scream my name throughout the night. How about I make you do that right now so I could hear that lovely melody?”

Before you could reply, Joseph swifty dove to the sweet spot on the side of your neck kissing and nipping at it.

“Oh Joseph” you moan as you grasp the back of his neck to pull him closer to you. His left hand was slowly removed from your waist and used to push the stuff on the desk behind you off of it onto the floor, whilst he was doing this he was using his right to guide you to lay down on the desk. His fingers sneaked under your dress skirt to rub your clit in a circle.

“Hm~ you're so wet. ” Joseph moaned in your ear as he bit your ear lobe.

he began to pull your panties down your legs.

You moaned softly as you spread your legs wider.

“Heh” Joseph chuckled quietly " Tell me what were you daydreaming about?” He asked as he stopped rubbing your clothes and instead started to tap it in a pattern.

"I was daydreaming about how hot you look after fencing practice" You said as you tried to push your hot cunt more towards his hand.

"Oh so desperate, does seeing me like this really get you this horny and desperate for me?" Joseph asked as he rubbed your clit in quick circles.

Joseph quickly pulled off your panties and started fingering you, you moaned loudly.

"God you're so tight I can't wait to put my dick in this tight pussy." Joseph started fingering you with another finger as he used his other hand to pinch and rub at your nipple.

Angling his fingers upwards he started to hit that spot that made you see stars. Your walls tighten around his fingers as your moans and whines begin to fill the room as he begins to move his fingers faster in you.

You saw white and blank spots as you cummed on his fingers, he slowly slipped his fingers out which made you whine at the loss.

It didn't take him long to undress you and stare at your cunt fluttering for something to fill it.

"Beautiful and all for me" He whispered as he quickly dove down and started lapping at your folds.

You reacted immediately and quickly grabbed at his hair and tugged at it gently mindful of how much he likes his hair, this only enticed him to suck and lick faster at your cunt. You let out a quiet moan at the feeling of him using his tongue to go in and out of your cunt, He then sucked onto your clit which made you come again.

“Oh my please be patient my dear” He quickly pulled down his pants and boxers.

His dick looked pretty, it was not too long and not too thin he quickly positioned himself at your entrance and pushed himself in.

“AH~” You and Joseph moaned together

He slowly thrust into you in a rhythm and the pain quickly turns to pleasure and he starts to speed up his thrusting as a light groan passes through his lips.

“Ah Oh~” You moan in pleasure as you run your fingers through his hair.

His hand quickly grabs onto both of your hands and pinned them on the desk and tightly grabs your hip with a bruise inducing grip with his other hand.

"Come on princess sing louder for me" Joseph said as he thrusted into you harder.

You moaned louder with each thrust of his going in and out of your cunt your juices covering his cock as smacking and wet sounds sounded through the room.

Joseph slowed down his thrusts and flipped you over on the desk as your hands helped you hold yourself up.

Joseph grabbed onto your hair and pulled on it and he guided your hips back and forth roughly on his cock.

"Who do you belong to?" Joseph asked as his palm grasped your ass tightly and he slowed down and pulled out a little to grind on your g spot and pulled your hair more.

"I belong to you" you said as you desperately tried to get more from him.

"I couldn't hear you love what did you say? " he asked as he started to thrust again slowly

"You I belong to you and only you no one else" you half scream as Joseph smacks your ass leaving a red mark on it.

"You're right me your mine no one else's" Joseph says as he starts to thrust into you again.

Both your moans and Joseph's groans were heard in the room as his thrust began to grow sloppy, he slammed into you a few more times before spilling in cum inside of you.

Joseph pulled out of you slowly to watch as his cum flowed out of you.

Joseph gave you a light kiss on your back and left you on the desk for a moment to put on some pants and get you a fresh dress shirt out of one of his drawers in the desk. He gently put it on you and carried you to his bedroom.

When the both of you got to Joseph's room there was already a bowl of warm water and a fresh towel set next to it.

"Was I too harsh?" Joseph asked as he rang the towel out and started to clean your cunt from his cum.

You twitch a little from the little stimulation the towel gave you.

"You were just fine, my love." You said as you pulled him closer to you to give him a kiss.

"I love you very much Joseph" you said as you kissed him again.

"And I you the light of my life."

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The Story of the Blue Snake Bonten x Reader Part Three

𓆙Warnings: Mild Cursing, mention of snakes

𓆙Anime: Tokyo Revengers

𓆙Characters: Manjiro Sano, Haruchiyo Sanzu, Kakucho Hitto, Takeomi Akashi, Ran Haitani, Rindou Haitani, Hajime Kokonoi

𓆙Words:

𓆙AN: Nothing here to see ;-;

𓆙Summary: you sneak into Mikey's bed in seek of warmth what happens when the executives find you?

Previous: Here. Part Four:

"Boss says he has a mission for all of us," Sanzu said, bussing through the door

"Well shit…" Ran said as he started walking out the door.

"Huh what's got his panties twisted in a pretzel?" You said

"What?" Kakucho said cluelessly.

You slither your way out of the bed and make your way to the door.

"Well let's go hubby haste must make no waste!" You said excitedly.

"Where are you getting these quotes from?" Kakucho said as he also got out of the bed and started making his way to the door to open it.

" Well from you humans of course silly"

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" We are going to a gala to invade a gang who have stolen our weapons and drugs" Mikey said as he lazily laid back in his chair.

"Hey! Can I come??" You said happily.

"Which gang was it?" Kokonoi said, rubbing his chin completely ignoring you.

"Doubachi gang," Mikey replied, running his forehead.

"Who even came up with that name?" Rindou said, looking confused.

"Isn't that a restaurant?" Ran said laughing.

"Um.. guys can I come?" You said slowly getting dejected.

"No, there is no restaurant with the name doubachi," Kakucho said.

"HEYYY" YOU SAID YELLING.

everyone slowly turned their heads towards you with an irritated look.

You slowly slither back from all the faces looking at you in irritation reminding you of your past causing you to freeze up.

"What?" Mikey asked as he got up and started towards you.

"Oh ohh… they're broken" said ran as he started snickering.

"Think they could be repaired?" Sanzu replied smirking

" Shut up dumbasses," Rindou said, rolling his eyes.

"Umm can I come?" You said in the lowest voice you could muster.

"How are you gonna come when you are a snake?" said mochi.

"Oh well that can be easily handled, get me a dress/suit and some heels and lead me to your nearest changing room!" You said happily.

"Kokonoi" Mikey looked at Koko.

" Already have one here you go." He put the clothing of your choice on your back.

"The restroom is down the hall to the left"

"Where did you even pull this from..?" everyone in the conference room deadpanned at Kokonoi.

He shrugged and confidently said "Magic!"

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You slowly wobbled your way back to the meeting room.

"Stupid legs just because I haven't use them in a few hundred years or so doesn't mean I don't have to forget how to use them." You kicked your legs out and almost tripped.

You make your way to the conference room and push the door open. Everyone stops talking and starts to stare at you.

"What? Llama got your tongues" you said posing.

"It's cat" Rindou, said looking shocked.

"No amount of drugs would ever let me see an image like this," Sanzu said as the pills he was about to take fell out of his hand.

"Hot damn" Ran said, looking you up and down.

"My my that dress looks splendid on you dear" Koko said, slightly sticking his tongue out.

Mikey just stared.

"You look beautiful/handsome (Y/n)" Kakucho said as he smiled.

"You look good," said Takeomi as he stuck a thumb out.

Mochi just grunted.

"Why thank you humans! Of course I would look splendid." You said full of pride.

"Your ruinin' the mood" Takeomi said as he rolled his eyes.

"Anyways, when are we going?" You asked happily.

"Right now" Mikey said, getting up.

"(y/n) you will ride with Rin and Ran" He said as he glanced your way.

"Okay"

"Sanzu go prepare my car," Mikey said walking out the door.

"Of course boss," Sanzu said.

"Yay! I haven't been to a human party before!" you said skipping out the door.

"Remember we are not parting, we are on a mission," Takeomi said walking beside you.

"Oh right."

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"Are we there yet?"

"No"

"How about now?"

"No"

"Now?"

"Shut up!" Rindou said, rubbing his temples.

"Sorry, no need to be angry, I hate cars." You said pouting.

"Did you take one of Sanzus' drugs?" Ran asked as he looked at you through the rear view mirror.

"Mmmm what does it look like?"

"I think he took the pink ones today"

"Well then yes, yes I did!" You looked out the mirror.

"Hey, who are those guys?"

"What guys?"

"Them"

"Shit"

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"Hey what's taking those idiots so long?" Takeomi asked mochi.

"I don't know but somethin' doesn't feel right"

"Same"

"Sanzu, have you tried contacting them?" Mikey asked

"Yes, but no one picked up"

"I even tried texting," Kokonoi said as he appeared behind them with kakucho.

"Something strange is going on. The host keeps staring at us. I think we should leave immediately," Kakucho said as he walked Mikey towards the door.

"Where do you think you're going?"

"Do you know who you're talking to?" Sanzu half shouted.

"Yea a gang leader with only four of his men surrounded by hundreds of men from a opposing gang"

"Well it's silly of you to think we didn't bring back up" Kokonoi said chuckling.

"Eh!?"

"Yup real dumb" Sanzu laughed after Kokonoi.

"What are you mockingbirds?" Kakucho said, looking irritated.

"Enough," Mikey said, staring into Kakucho's soul.

"Get us out of here now"

"Yes sir"

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" I can't believe they told me to stay in the car while they get to have all the fun" you said laying your head against the window ignoring the sound of punching and bones breaking.

"No fair….I wonder what Mr. boss man is doing" you looked outside to see a man slowly making his way to the car you were in.

"O a snack this early too?"

The man slowly pulled the door open and sat in the passenger seat. He opened the glove compartment and pulled out some files and a weapon.

"Hey, you're gonna eat that?" You asked, wrapping your arms around his neck showing your fangs.

"W-what the hell are you a vampire?" The man asked in fear.

"No they don't exist and what I am shouldn't matter to you. What you should worry about is how your gonna explain to your maker how you met your end"

Ran and Rindou finished up outside with the men from the opposing gang, Ran pulled out his phone to check all the missed calls he got from Sanzu and Kokonoi. Rindou looked over at Ran's phone and sighed.

"Looks like the boss is in trouble," Rindou said, opening the passenger door.

"Mhmm let's hurry up" Ran said as he sat down in the driver's seat.

Both of the boys smelt something foul.

"Geez did you let a stink bomb go off in here" Rindou slowly looked behind his seat.

"What the fuck!?"

Thank you guys for the follows and likes that means so much to me!!!! The next part will be coming out soon so stay tuned😉

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The Story of the Blue Snake Bonten x Reader Part Two

𓆙Warnings: Mild Cursing, mention of snakes

𓆙Anime: Tokyo Revengers

𓆙Characters: Manjiro Sano, Haruchiyo Sanzu, Kakucho Hitto, Takeomi Akashi, Ran Haitani, Rindou Haitani, Hajime Kokonoi

𓆙Words: 1,265

𓆙AN: Finally, part two :D

𓆙Summary: you sneak into Mikey's bed in seek of warmth what happens when the executives find you?

Previous: Here. Part Three: Here.

"OI! You said you are older than me!"

"I said In immortal years!"You said as you shook your tail in an irritated manner.

"You didn't say anything about your age in human years!" Ran said as he walked closer trying to pet you again.

"I didn't!?"

"No" everyone replied except for Sanzu.

"Oh well… umm let me re introduce myself" you said as you moved towards Mikey and turned to face everyone.

"Hello I'm (Y/N) (L/N) and I'm a 500 year old snake immortal and in human years I should be 23!" You said as you wagged your tail like a happy pup.

" Awe ain't that adorable rin rin?" Said Ran as he hugged Rindou.

" Stop hugging me" rindou said as he shuffled trying to get out of the head lock like hug.

You watched the two men who were wrestling with a sweat drop. You then turned towards Mikey again and put on the cutest face you can't think of.

'hmp I'm gonna score me a place to sleep tonight especially with this cute face I have!!" 

Mikey looked at you curiously trying to figure out why you were making your face look weird. 

"PLEASEEE LET ME STAY MR. BOSS MAN IT'S SO COLD AND DARK AND DEPRESS-"

" You can stay,"Mikey said as he stared at you.

"NOO PLEASE I DON'T WANNA GO BACK OUT THERE!!!" You said as you started wrapping your tail tightly around his ankle.

"I said you can say" Mikey said as he was trying to get out of the makeshift cuff you made around his ankle.

"NOOO… wait really?" You said as you started tearing up.

"Yes just don't shed everywhere or whatever you snakes do" Mikey said as he finally got his leg released and started walking back towards his room.

"I only shed every hundred years!!" You yelled after him.

"Well it seems like Mikey accepts you… so welcome" the man with the cigar said.

"Oi what's your deal with those smelly things old man?" You said with a mischievous glint in your cute beady eyes.

"It's a cigar and I'm not that old," the man said with his vein popping out on his forehead.

"Nice try fooling me" you said snickering.

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"So you can turn human?" Ran said as he carried you throughout the penthouse.

"Mhmm" you said resting your head on his shoulder.

"Why won't you change into a human now?" 

" Aren't you supposed to be showing me around?" You said tapping his face with the end of your tail.

"Oi I just wanna know why you won't change"

"Because I don't want to"

"Well I think you should"

"No"

"Yes"

"No"

"Yes"

"No"

"Oi stop harassing them," Rindou said as he smacked the back of rans head.

"Ouch you wounded me dear brother" Ran said as he rubbed the back of his head.

"Hey who is that guy with the cergs cgrs?" You said trying to pronounce the word cigars.

"It's cigars and his name is Takeomi Akashi," Ran said as he was petting your head.

"Oi stop I'm not a dog" you said, slapping his hand away with your tail.

"Awe but you're so cute!" Ran said and he started to cuddle you.

"Stooop"

"No" 

"Stop it"

"No" 

"Sto-"

"We are not going through this again, both of you shut up" Rindou said, pinching the bridge of his nose.

"Awe rin rin your so mean and no fun" 

" Shut the fuck up before I gut you" 

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"And that concludes the end of your tour!" Ran said happily as you tried to get out of his arms.

"One was it really necessary to carry me two why did you have to show me the whole building?" You said as you finally got free.

"Because you might get lost" Ran said as he completely ignored the first question.

Ran then started ranting about how handsome and cool he is to be carrying a huge snake.

As he was ranting you smelt something delicious and sweet and you wanted to gobble whatever food that was.

You quickly slithered away and passed by a familiar elevator and down the hall where the scent was coming from.

You slithered your way into the kitchen just to see the beautiful man with two different colored eyes cooking.

"Wow that smells so yummy can I have some?" You asked as you started to wrap yourself around his legs.

Startled, he dropped the pan full of hot grease on the floor, a lot of it splashing on you and some on his ankles. 

*HISSSSS*

A loud shout of pain was heard from outside of the kitchen and came all of the bonten executives running in.

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"I'm really sorry about that (Y/N)" Kakucho said as he finished putting ointment on your scales.

"No biggie, I'll be better by tomorrow. Do you really think a wise and young and beautiful snake like me would be hurt by such a human concoction?" You boasted full of pride as you showed off the scales that weren't dimmed by the hot grease.

"But umm… I might have poisoned you with that bite there" You said as you caressed his bite wound.

"Wut?" Kakucho said as he started to slur.

"Ah you're already slurring" You said, still caressing his leg soothingly.

"What are you waiting for to heal him!?" Said the man with cat-like eyes.

"Oi you smell like those mean green vegetables I tried to eat when I first got here!" You yelled.

"It's called money and my name is Kokonoi" he said as he put one hand on his chest while smirking a bit.

"Oh that's a nice name kinda like coconut" you said full of joy.

"EH!?"

"So we're just gonna ignore kakucho and let him die? Cool," said Sanzu as he walked in.

"Ah you're not passing out anymore!" You boasted joyfully at Sanzu.

"No I still feel like I wanna but I took drugs earlier and now I'm gonna sit down" he said as the drugs and the effects of wanting to pass out were kicking in. 

" Ah…"

*THUD*

"KAKUCHO!!"

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"I'm so sorry, please forgive me. I was startled by the hot grease that I bit you" you said as you teared up and wrapped yourself around the Kakucho tightly.

"It's fine, I understand , just please don't startle me anymore," Kakucho said as he petted your head.

"I won't!!"

"Oi he can pet you but I can't!?" Ran said as he walked in the room with the vile half full of antidote that you somehow magically summoned.

"Mhmm because he's gonna be my husband someday and I want him to be in a healthy condition so he can cook me nice meals everyday!"

"Eh!?" Both men in the room shouted in shock.

" You will marry me right" you have the cutest expression you could think of.

"... sure I will"

" Yay!!!!"

"Oi what about me I don't wanna be lonely" Ran said breaking the moment.

For some reason he was jealous that you said you wanted kakucho to marry you and that he actually agreed to.

"What about that nice woman you bring around?" Kakucho said not wanting your excitement to end.

"She's a hooker…"

"Huh?"

*Silence*

*Boom*

"Boss says he has a mission for all of us," Sanzu said, bussing through the door

Almost done with this story I hope you liked Part two :D Thank you for reading!!!

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Hei! Just wanted to say I loved your blue snake fic! Exited for the next part '^'

Aweee Thank you!!!! The next part will be coming out soon. Im just making three more chapters and a final Headcanon🥰🥰🥰

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The Story of the Blue Snake Bonten x Reader

𓆙Warnings: Mild Cursing, mention of snakes

𓆙Anime: Tokyo Revengers

𓆙Characters: Manjiro Sano, Haruchiyo Sanzu, Kakucho Hitto, Takeomi Akashi, Ran Haitani, Rindou Haitani, Hajime Kokonoi

𓆙Words: 1,129

𓆙AN: Nothing here to see ;-;

𓆙Summary: you sneak into Mikey's bed in seek of warmth what happens when the executives find you?

Part Two : Here.

It was a cold winter night and a blue almost black snake with scales that shimmered like gold slithered its way towards a sleek black building. The snake was hesitant to go near the building for it was the only one with lights on during the night. That was suspicious to the snake. But the snake needed to find a place to sleep, or it would die. Before it could find a way in, two men who almost look identical walk out of an expensive black Mercedes-Benz. 

The snake slithered behind the two men who were talking about some club and the women that were in it. When the two men and the snake made it to the elevator the snake quickly slithered into the heavy duffle bag the shorter man was carrying. 

"Geez is it just me or did this bag just get heavier?" The taller man let out a snort as he looked at the smaller version of him. 

"Don't tell me you're getting weaker huh Rin" The older man chuckled at his little brother. 

"Shut up ran" Rindou said with a scorn on his face.

*Hisssss*

" Woah there I didn't mean to offend you" Ran said as he looked at Rin in shock. 

"That wasn't" 

*Hissss*

"What the hell is in that bag!?" Before the two men can put down the bag the door to the elevator dinged and out came the huge bleeding snake who turned to hiss at the two men before it quickly slithered alway. 

Both Ran and Rindou looked at each other in shock but before the two men could chase the snake a man with white hair, a tattoo on his head, cat like eyes and wearing a red robe stepped in front of the brothers. 

"The money?"

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Once the snake slithered away from the two men it sighed in relief

"It's so warm here! " the snake said as they slithered to each of the rooms to find the perfect resting place. 

"Those men were scary I even got cut by the nice green vegetables that they had in the bag" They pouted as they continued to find the perfect warm spot. 

"Oh well I can eat when it's morning I heard humans hide their stashes in this big thing that hums. I hope they have a lot of food in it for me!" 

The snake finally found the perfect spot a bed so big that it couldn't be a king sized mattress

"Wah! These humans really know how to make a cozy nest. It's sooo huge!! "The snake quickly got into the bed, curled up and fell asleep. 

"Ahh! this is heaven"

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A man whose skin is so pale, skinny and short, with white hair walked towards his room after a meeting. 

"Those two idiots, they weren't even listening to the meeting, at least they got the money" The man scoffed as he entered the room. 

The man felt something was off with the room so he walked around. 

" Come out I know you're there" The man said calmly as he kept looking around. 

"Not gonna come out? Guess I'm gonna have to find you then?" The man walked towards the closest. 

No one was in there

He walked towards the bathroom door and slowly opened it just to find no one in there. 

"Hmm I wonder where you could be"

*Hisssss*

The man quickly looked towards the bed with a face of confusion. We walked closer to the bed and looked under it. He saw no one so he got up and looked at the comforter. 

"Hm… "

The man gripped the comforter and quickly pulled it back only to reveal you, the snake curled up in the bed staring back at him. 

He looked back at you in shock and slight fear of how huge you were. Before the man could move back the door busted open and all the Boston executives came through the door. 

"Boss ran and Rindou told us there was a huge snake in the building" a man with mixed matched eyes said as he walked towards the shorter male

The man looked towards the shorter one to see an expression he had never seen on his boss before.

"Mikey?" The man with pink hair said as he walked closer. 

When the man walked closer. The man with mixed matched eyes let out a yelp as both the man and Mikey stared at the bed in shock. The man with pink hair stepped closer to the bed to see what his boss and coworker were shocked looking at.

"A SNAKE!" 

*HISSSSS*

before the men could grab you you quickly backed up on the bed and looked pleadingly at the men. 

"Please spare me I only wanted to be warm, it's so cold outside" all of the men looked at you in shock. 

"A TALKING SNAKE" the pink-haired male passed out on the ground. 

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"Soooo you can talk?" Mikey said as he stared at you. 

"I can be human too!" You said with excitement similar to a child in a candy store.

"I wonder how much I could sell them for,"the man with the cat-like eyes said. Before he could get closer to you, you hissed in his face. 

" How dare you disrespect your elders! I'll have you know I'm a 500 year old snake with the cultivation power of a 1,000 year old snake! " You said, shaking your tail in his face, similar to a scolding old person waving a finger in disappointment. 

"There is no way you can be that old" said ran as he started to rub your head. 

"Hey! No petting and I am 500. I have no reason to lie to 6 scary men and one passed out one."

Both Haitanits snickered as you started to slither your way to the passed out pink haired man" 

"What's his name anyways?" You asked as you sat on his chest. 

"Puss" before Rin could get the word out his brother smacked him in the back of his head. 

"His name is Sanzu," said a guy who had a lit cigar in his mouth. 

When he walked closer to you, you started backing up. 

"Eh? What's wrong?" You quickly slithered under the couch. 

"What is that smell? It's annoying" you said, covering your nose with your tail. 

"A Cigar," The man said as he bent down by the couch and roughly pulled you out from under.

"Ouch ouch ouuuch Hey easy on the tail will ya??" you said as you pulled your tail closer to you. You looked back up at the man who pulled you out from under the couch.

"And your name is oldie?"

"OI! You said you are older than me!"

Thank you for reading. Just know that there will be a part two of this!

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Butterflies Zoro x reader

GIF BY ???

🕊Warning: None

🕊Anime : One piece

🕊Characters: Zoro Roronoa

🕊Words: 485

🕊AN: Sorry if Zoro is ooc im not really good with writing stories but the more I write the better I will get!

🕊Summary: Its yours and Zoro's wedding day and Zoro is having nervous butterfly's

It was nerve-racking.

Zoro has never felt like this before.

Zoro was getting ready in the back of the chapel; his captain and closest friends were talking to him to help him calm down.

"Calm down zozo this is yours and your s/o's big day!" Luffy said. But that didn't calm Zoro down. That only made Zoro more self -conscious and nervous than ever.

"It's just I never felt this way before, it's killin' me," Zoro said as he put his head between his hands.

Luffy looked at Zoro in shock. He had never seen Zoro act like this before.

"Well look on the bright side you're getting married to the person of your dreams!" Luffy said as he let out a boisterous laugh. Even though that was meant to cheer Zoro up, all it did was make him even more nervous.

"Yes, I am but what if my s/o doesn't want to get married what if they cancel at the last minute what if-" Zoro was shushed by Usopp. "SHHH if they didn't want to marry you, you wouldn't be here!" Luffy nodded to what Usopp said.

Zoro quickly got up, and walked to the window, startling the two men in the room at how quickly he had gotten up.

"I understand what you two are trying to say but it's not working at all" Zoro said as he looked down to see you and your bridesmaids getting out of your car and hurrying up the stairs of the chapel to get ready.

Both Luffy and Usopp looked at each other while shaking their heads. They both walked out of the room while whispering to each other. While Luffy and Usopp were out, Zoro took a deep breath and thought to himself ' They are right I wouldn't be here at this chapel if they didn't want to marry me' he sighed and walked towards the door.

*Boom*

"ZOROOO, I DO WANT TO MARRY YOUUU!" Zoro's s/o said, they broke the door and dealt with Zorro.

"Why would you ever think that I love you so much of course I want to marry you I want nothing more," they said as they hugged Zoro tight. Ignoring their bridesmaids, shouting that it was bad for the groom to see the bride before the wedding day, and Usopp and Luffy chuckling.

"I just thought that you would leave me at the altar alone," Zoro said as he tightly hugged you back, hiding his face from Luffy and Usopp's laughter.

"Never let me hear you say that again you're the only man I need in my life I will always stand at the alter even if I have to wait a thousand years it's okay because I will wait for you"

Zoro's s/o hugged him tighter than ever as they felt the tears from Zoro dripping on their shoulder.

"Thank you..." "You're welcome now let's go get married!"

Thank you SOOO much for reading

also thank you for a lot of likes on my Bonten Post :DD

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Bonten Men Headcanons

GIF BY iamrichiebellfix

🥀Warnings: Drugs, small angst, mentions of kissing and blood

🥀Anime: Tokyo Revengers

🥀Characters: Manjiro Sano, Haruchiyo Sanzu, Kakucho Hitto, Takeomi Akashi, Ran Haitani, Rindou Haitani, Hajime Kokonoi

🥀Words: 1,609

🥀AN: Nothing here to see ;-;

Manjiro Sano

Emotionless boi💔

He may have lost all emotions and no longer know how to show love, but trust me deep down he loves you to the moon and back

It's the little things he does that shows it he would rub your hand under the table during meetings as a silent sign of "are you okay?"

If you look thirsty to him he would give you whatever he was drinking but would check to make sure nothing is in it, of course, don't want our darling gone now, do we?

I can guarantee you that if one of your friends or a stranger hurts you they would come up missing and Mikey would act like he doesn't know anything about it.

"Mikey where did f/n go?"

"Who?"

This man will beg you to cook for him even if you are doing something important he will make you stop just because he wants some homemade Dorayaki and Taiyaki.

If you need something from him just know that he is always behind you, you just didn't know he was there because he was silent the whole time.

"Mikeyyy I need your help"

"I was already behind you"

"oh..."

He would get depressed about how his life turned out and how his friends died and would come to you for cuddles. good thing he has a support S/o!

"Mikey why are you hugging me?"

"Just a minute"

"oh...fine"

Overall Manjiro loves you and rarely shows it but in the times he does he tries his best to make you feel loved.

Haruchiyo Sanzu

I love Sanzu but he is just too much😐

You too would almost always get into arguments mostly about him taking too many drugs and forgetting where he placed the living room tv all because he needed to "rearrange" the penthouse because he kept bumping into stuff.

I have a feeling that if you decided to take a nap and went to lay down you would find Sanzu already in the bed high as a kite hugging his katana and mumbling Mikey's name.

"I would do anything for you Mikey"

"Sanzu Move I want to take a nap"

"No! this spot is for Mikey only"

Time to go back to the couch...

Sanzu would most likely want you to feel the same high he is feeling when he takes his special candy and would try to sneak some to you or beg you to try it.

Even though Sanzu is no longer the quiet boy he used to be whenever it is your anniversary he would fix himself up nicely and take you to the most expensive restaurant that just shows how Whipped he is for you.

If you two were in the club and a girl comes up to Sanzu and starts to flirt with him he would play along just to make you jealous but once he had his fun he would push the girl off of himself and make out with you just to show you are the only girl for him and end her right there on the floor.

Sanzu loves you even if he loves Mikey a little more you are still the apple of his eye.

Kakucho Hitto

Husband material!!

Kakucho might be fierce but when it comes to you he is the very best of boys.

behind closed doors, he becomes the true cinnamon roll he was met to be he would be respectful and ask for cuddles and kisses even though you tell him he doesn't have to ask.

"Y/n"

"yes?"

"can I get a kiss?"

"you know... you don't have to ask right?"

"hng"

If he has free time or a break he would cook and clean for you just to take the slack off of you.

Sometimes you joke about him being husband material and wanting to marry him one day and carry the name Hitto, Kakucho would just blush and turn his head while mumbling under his breath about how you shouldn't joke like that and your name sounds good with his last name.

Kakucho would prefer to stay at home with you but he has to go to handle someone who hasn't paid their debt. before he gets up to get ready he will start to whine a little before getting up and going not before giving you a kissy first.

When he comes home he is dirty with sweat and a little blood on him and he would want to come home and relax but nothing is better than taking a warm shower, eating a home cooked meal, and cuddling while watching a movie with his s/o.

Kakucho love you very much he is a simp❤️

Takeomi Akashi

Nice hair boi!

This man is the first old man of the group but he won't act like it.

If you tell him that he is getting older he would pout and then go to his room to secretly cry.

Please go back and comfort him!

I feel like he is half of a adrenaline jockey like sanzu.

I just know that he would bring you to a old school date like picnics, old diners, car rides, etc.

You always tell him smoking is bad for him but he still does it ;-;

You go to the bathroom and open the cabinet and find that it's full of hair gel for takeomi.

"Takeomi Why do you have so much hair gel"

"Don't worry about it"

*Sweat Drops*

If you bring takeomi food to work he would be worried but would hide it he would walk you back out to your car and give you a quick kiss and rush back in.

"Boss are you sick?"

"S-Shut up!"

If you choose to be younger than takeomi he would be self conscious about that age gap but at least you are there to tell him it doesn't matter.

Takeomi Loves you very much and even though people call you the old couple behind your backs takeomi makes you feel special.

Ran Haitani

Ran is a party animal just like sanzu.

ran loves you he is a party animal but he is a gentleman party animal.

For dates he would take you to the nicest of restaurants or if he isn't feeling it he would take you too a club.

If he notices you not paying attention to him in the club he would find a random girl to flirt with untill you notice he is longer by you.

"Heyyy there pretty how are ya?"

"Ran whose this?"

"No one"

I have a feeling if you don't pay enough attention to him he would act like a baby.

If you are sick he would treat you so sweetly that you would have to wonder if that's the same ran you decided to marry.

When he comes home he would want to snuggle while he is still dirty with blood and grime.

"give me hug"

"No your dirty"

"So it's just a little dirt"

"Still my answer is no"

"😢"

He would do anything for you as long as you pay attention to him.

Rindou Haitani

Tsundere boiii!

Rindou might try to flirt like his brother but trust me he is a tsundere.

Why I say that you ask?

You can give him a kiss and he would turn his head to hide his blush and pout.

When he gives you a gift he would act like ran or sanzu gave it to him and he didn't want it but in truth he bought it for you and hopes for you to eat/wear it.

When he thinks your asleep he would sweet talk you and give you kisses.

"I love you so much"

*Smooch*

"You just don't understand how much I love you"

"Thank you for all the things you do for me"

*Snicker*

"Y-Your Awake!?"

Cook dinner for him please🥺

And I bet you he will take it to work and not share.

"Ooo that looks good rin care to share with your big brother??"

"No f*ck off my s/o made this for me"

"😩"

Despite him being a big tsundere he is a good boi and shall forever be a good boi♥️

Hajime Kokonoi

He will spoil you to death.

He doesn't handle bonten's money for nothin.

He will spoil you with so many things that you would beg him to stop.

It's best if you don't look at the dresses in the display window if you don't want it.

If you do he would buy the whole store out for you and expect you to try everything on no matter how many hours it takes.

He wants his bby to look good.

Will take you out to expensive dinners I'm talking Sublimotion expensive Def didn't look up the most expensive restaurant in the world just now.

If you accidentally spill a drink or food on his expensive designer couch he would be a little angry at you but not for long.

"You spilled your drink on my expensive couch!!😠"

"I so sorry I didn't mean to"

*sigh*

"I guess I'm gonna have to get another custom designed couch no problem for me"

Man's will take you to every met gala and gala as long as it has rich people in it.

Don't let anyone talk about his bby he will literally buy their whole career and ruin it at the same time.

"omg why does he have to choose someone as ugly as them"

" I know right I wonder how they hide that ugly mug"

*glares*

Overall he just loves to spoil his baby please let him spoil you it's his way of loving you🥺

Thank you so much for reading I hope you enjoyed it!!

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Giyuu Tomioka Fluff Headcanon

GIF by ererichi

🌊Warning: None

🌊Anime : Demon slayer

🌊Characters: Giyuu Tomioka

🌊Words: 276

🌊AN: Hello! This is my first headcanon on tumblr I hope you enjoy it!

This man might be emotionless, but I just know he loves you.

Like really loves you.

Giyuu would do anything for you.

For example, you had a bad day while you were on a mission, here he comes on all fours just to make you feel better.

You're in pain this mans will be your personal nurse.

I have a feeling that Giyuu can't cook but will try to.

Imagine if he does try to cook. The kitchen would be on fire but not to worry Giyuu is a human water Pokémon! Giyuu use aqua jet!

I feel like once you move in together you will find how much of a morning bird he is I'm talking he will wake you up in the morning just to make up the bed "Please (y/n) you have to wake up I need to make the bed."

If you ask for a hug, he will deliver Will lowkey act like a cat.

 He will be hesitant to bring you to meet the rest of the hashira knowing that the love hashira would smother you to death with a hug or you would be so overwhelmed.

Totally not jealous when the stone and sound hashira are flirting with you.

If you two are in the face of danger you can bet that he will push you behind him or tell you to run as he is trying to kill the one who threatens you.

He loves kisses please give him kisses.

To end this on a good note you are the only one he will smile for even if it's the smallest of smiles it means and says a whole lot about how he loves his relationship with you.

Thank you so much for reading!

I do not own Demon Slayer anime/characters credits to Koyoharu Gotouge