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more boyfriend!spencer propaganda

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spencer reid + sleeping

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no lube, no protection, all night, all day, from the kitchen floor to the toilet seat, from the dining table to the bedroom, from the bathroom sink to the shower, from the front porch to the balcony, vertically, horizontally, quadratic, exponential, logarithmic, while I gasp for air, scream and see the light, missionary, cowgirl, reverse cowgirl, doggy, backwards, sideways, upside down, on the floor, in the bed, on the couch, on a chair, being carried against the wall, outside, in a train, on a plane, in the car, on a motorcycle, the the bed of a truck, on a trampoline, in a bounce house, in the pool, bent over, in the basement, against the window, have the most toe curling, back arching, leg shaking, dick throbbing, fist clenching, ear ringing, mouth drooling, ass clenching, nose sniffling, eye watering, eye rolling, hip thrusting, earthquaking, sheet gripping, knuckles cracking, jaw dropping, hair pulling, teeth jitterbug, mind blogging, soul snatching, overstimulating, vile, sloppy,moan inducing, heart wrenching, spine tingling, back breaking, atrocious,gushy, creamy, beastly, lip biting, gravity defying, nail biting, sweaty, feet kicking, mind blowing, body shivering, orgasmic, bone breaking, world ending, black hole creating, universe destroying, devious, scrumptious, amazing, delightful, delectable, unbelievable, body numbing, bark worthy, can't walk, head nodding, soul evaporating, volcano erupting, sweat rolling, voice cracking, trembling, sheets soaked, hair drenched, flabbergasting, lip locking, skin peeling, eyelash removing, eye widening, pussy popping, nail scratching, back cuts, spectacular, brain cell desolving, hair ripping, show stopping, magnificent, unique, extraordinary, slendid, phenomenal, mouth foaming, heavenly, awakening, devils tango ever bro could cause a nuclear bomb inside me and I'd still ride.

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glasses stay on..

can we PLEASE appreciate this.

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Spencer Reid ☆ fic recs

♡ = smut, 18+ only 

take a picture, it'll last longer

different phone, who dis?

extraordinary measures

language of devotion

a drawn-out lullaby

wait until breakfast

five more minutes

lovely love letters

where hands lead

strawberry laces

first fall of snow

a little timid

sobriquet

♡angel

♡bambi

♡insatiable

♡addicted to you

♡bringing your work home with you

♡early season spencer and his first time

♡the enormity of my desire (disgusts me)

All credits and support to original authors: @mariasont @drowning-rabbit @enderlovez @pathologicalreid @nereidprinc3ss @re1dsb1xch @as-sweet-as-a @3verythingiknowaboutlove @gghostwriter @siriuslylantsov @spencerreidenjoyer @brattyspence @mggslover @vatelixx @amorre1989 @certifiedlovergirlsstuff

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This might be controversial within gublernation…

but season 1 Spencer Reid is his best era.

“What about boyband Reid?” “What about prison Reid?” “What about migraine Reid?” “What about glasses Reid?”

NO!!

He’s sweet, he’s pretty, he’s awkward, he’s nerdy, he’s borderline pathetic- SEASON 1 SPENCER IS THE BEST AND I WANT HIM.

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Regulus Black ☆ fic recs p.2

part 1

♡ = smut, 18+ only 

regulus loves to whisper french endearments to you

prompt: "use your words, sweetheart"

regulus breaking a dish on accident

but you haven't seen my man

regulus black x crouch!reader

jasmine, lavender, and poppy

hangover cuddles

douchebaguette

babysitting time

unearthed

a pan

♡size kink

♡touch me

♡page-turner

♡i want to see you

♡muggle world hideout

♡switchin' the positions for you (slytherin boys hc)

Not my stories. Just my favorites from other writers. All credits and support to original authors: @mastermindmiko @cupidddd-d @shadowbriar @iamgonnagetyouback @gtgbabie0 @crescenthistory @pepsichrry @lovings4turn @theostrophywife @hart269 @reysdriver @sweetiecutie @uramakimochi @cherryslyce @veryberryjelly @crescenthistory

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the noble and most cunty house of slutty waists

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✨Sketch dump✨

- some old, some new 😏

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The real barbie is Y/n.

Y/n’s a doctor, a cop, a scientist, an agent, vet, hero, villain, astronaut, lawyer, spy, criminal, artist, chef, engineer, psychologist, architect, journalist, firefighter, event planner, mechanic, photographer, musician, actor, interior designer, bartender, fashion designer, barista, florist, forensic scientist, flight attendant, profiler, tour guide, translator, etc.

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Barty: I am Barty and I put the "hot" in psychotic.

Pandora: I am Pandora and I put the "fun" in dysfunctional.

Peter: I am Peter and I put the "rat" in dehydrated.

Remus: I am Remus and I put the "sex" in dyslexic.

Evan: I am Evan and I don't get it. What am I supposed to say?

Dorcas: Your name and "I put something in something".

Evan: Oh, okay okay.

Evan: I am Evan and I put the dick in Barty.

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Regulus: I get a feeling that the two of you will get along really well! *immediately leaves*

*Sirius and Barty sitting in visibly uncomfortable silence for a long while*

Sirius: Quidditch?

Barty: Nah...

Barty: Serial killers?

Sirius: Not really...

Sirius: Motorcycles?

Barty: Maybe...

Barty: um... mommy issues?

Sirius: Kinda?!

Sirius: hmm... pretending to be straight but actually very much gay and in love with a grumpy best friend?

Barty: Omg! We'll really get along well!

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Professor Remus Lupin on platform 9 ¾ before he boards the train to Hogwarts.

Lupin is one of my absolute favorite HP characters, so it was about time I drew him!<3

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Remus Lupin ☆ fic recs

♡ = smut, 18+ only 

art by sophithil

remus lupin x fem!reader who loves him for no specific reason

angst about second war marriage with remus

remus john lupin headcanons pt.2

remus john lupin headcanons

moony isn't housebroken

sleepy chats with remmy

not so surprising after all

more than what you see

kiss me really nicely

wrapped up in you

kisses as payment

morning touches

gasp for air

6.00 am

first kiss

3.30 am

11.11 pm

rumors

hair

♡sleepless

♡innocence

♡innocence pt. 2

♡wants vs. needs

♡remus' first time

♡morning sex & thigh riding

♡surprise! we're making love

Not my stories. Just my favorites from other writers. All credits and support to original authors: @evanpeterswhoresblog @latenightreadingpdf @unconventional-lawnchair @rosieswriting @daenysx @in-between-thighs @ellecdc @marauder-misprint @fourmoony @lizard-on-a-window-pane @crescenthistory @diwatopia @sun-kiss

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