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my kid has started to write stories and like, no lies, they’re funny as fuck

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༊*·˚ 𝑪𝒉𝒓𝒊𝒔 𝑬𝒗𝒂𝒏𝒔 𝒂𝒔 𝑱𝒂𝒄𝒌 𝑶'𝑴𝒂𝒍𝒍𝒆𝒚 𝒊𝒏 '𝑹𝒆𝒅 𝑶𝒏𝒆' (2024)

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I know this happens and it looks suspicious but

this image? we have every reason to think it is a cucumber, like it was made in clay models in burials period, it's painted green, it's on the small side of things (9.6 cm or 3 3/4 inch)

oh right and it was placed on a model offering table with small model bread and drinking cup

sometimes a cucumber really is a cucumber.

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Hometown Cha Cha Cha | Ep 10

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why does viva la vida by coldplay always go so hard. i hear those opening strings and instantly im a cynical and mournful king walking through his overthrown kingdom like oh shit I totally did used to rule the world!!! I used to roll the dice and feel the fear in my enemies’ eyes but now im literally sweeping the streets I used to own!!!! idk what it is about this song but for some reason i can’t explain

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We need to go back to using sailing ships full time like immediately. Yes it would take longer to get places but the Aesthetic is unmatched

Like there is nothing sexier hthan this

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does anyone have that unsettling oil painting of a dark window with a sheet leading out into the darkness? it did the rounds on tumblr a while ago and i need itttt

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Deadpool & Wolverine spoilers under the cut

Might write a more detailed review later, but there was one thing I wanted to post now.

Those who have seen it will know what I'm talking about, but you know that one Deadpool in the void that doesn't have a healing factor? I wondered how he survived there for who knows how long and it just hit me. It's the dog. No other Deadpool was going to shoot him when he had the dog 😂

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its so freeing when you realize you can literally write whatever you want 

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Is it just me or is tumblr trending list just wrong? It used to feel like it's at least somewhat correct, but lately whenever I look at it just feels like lies.