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ummm sometimes the hardest pill to swallow is. those tiny little chalky ones that start disintegrating literally the second they hear of a mouth.

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they should invent hrt that turns you into one of these

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whenever someone calls USAmerican English the 'movie accent' I remember how somewhere last year I was on a train when suddenly the silence was broken by an american voice behind me somewhere and I immediately thought "Oh no, someones playing their tiktoks out loud again" and automatically turned around to put a face to my annoyance like you do when someones driving bad, and turns out a few rows down were just some actual in the flesh USAmericans having a nice conversation amongst themselves. I am sorry Americans I'm glad they let you out of the phone

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creative writing’s just like yeah sure i can deal with my issues i just need to cover them in several layers of metaphors first

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cats don't even unstick their claws out of things anymore they will just sit there with their claw stuck in a blanket and look at you like this until you unstick it for them

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*walks into bar* *sits in a booth with ppl in it* dont yall love being cis? i love to be cis, its good. (whispering to small lizard under the table: what do cis people drink? milk? you said milk?) yall got milk at this bar?

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On Friendship.

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These posts are cousins to me.

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i want to do a livestream where i say i'm going to play this TERRIFYING NEW MASCOT HORROR GAME and it's just an actual children's game but i act like it's a horror game and try to find things to be scared by

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me as snoopy

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[ID: a very simply drawn three panel comic. the first panel shows a person approaching a cat that's laying on the floor and reaching down to hug her, saying "gertie." the second panel shows two coins falling from the person's shirt pocket. the third panel shows the coins bouncing off the cat, who doesn't care.]

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again and again and again and again

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happy birthday to all the tbs in the southern hemisphere!

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“nobody is making you do this” i am driven by unnatural forces you will never even begin to comprehend