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youtube should give viewers the option to grade video essays like it's a high school english class assignment and if the median grade is below passing then they stick a huge png over your video advising that this is a vlog with slide show components. if the youtuber ever goes "umm. I'm not going to attempt to pronounce this" at any point then they're genetically altered to be able to survive underground and let loose in an endless series of catacombs built beneath their home to live the rest of their life as the fabled town troll.
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body tea
Body types <3
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the fact that literally all SCP games out there are just generic survival horror projects and that there's like basically nothing that actually utilizes the absolutely fuckhuge and extremely richly detailed (completely free to use in whatever way you want) world to tell an actually compelling story or even just do like literally any setting that isn't inside one of the facilities is genuinely such a tragedy. Give me a plot set amongst the rural Sarkics of like early 20th century Russia. Do a mystery/detective-style game set inside the academies of three Portlands. VA-11-HALL-A but you're a librarian inside the wanderer's library. UIU strategy game where you constantly encounter fucked up shit and have to use your very limited knowledge about the world you're in and even more limited funds to try and decide what incidents are worth investigating and how you deal with them like I am literally on my hands and knees begging. There's so so so much potential in this world that's just going completely unexplored when it comes to games pleeeease just do something other than escape from site 19 #1547786544 I'm actually starving here.
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- Detective Reed, don’t sleep on your workplace, please.
because Gavin is kitty :3
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i saw you and your male friend across the bar and noticed you're extremely weird about each other in various platonic and/or romantic ways Mind if i obsereve
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even as a certified hankcon hater i find the discourse so exhausting bro. there is nothing morally wrong with shipping them. its ok if you view them as having a father son relationship. i do too. but like thats only one interpretation. others are allowed actually. yes i know that one scene where hank calls connor son. I KNOW! obsessed with that scene too my guy. that doesnt make them literally father and son tho. its ok for people to want them to fuck. leave them alone.
#so glad there are still people in the fandom who are normal#connor is no way a minor or related to hank#did we forget he is a ROBOT#with FREE WILL#that he DEVELOPS#in the GAME#did some of us play the same game#you can dislike hankcon sure but throwing the wildest accusations at hankcon shippers is weird actually
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the women of america were once promised that butch dykes would be lurking in all corners of society, ready to corrupt our minds and turn us all gay. what ever happened to that. where are the butches uncle sam.
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no ad is as powerful as a tumblr mutual who has a new hyperfixation
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so many snow animals are just white puff with dot eyes. amazing design
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