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you know, the best thing about ted cruz’s speech saying “vote with your conscience” is he doesn’t actually say “don’t vote for trump” like he literally let trump supporters themselves make the leap that voting for trump = not voting with your conscience
it’s exactly the kind of cunning and underhanded move one would expect from a time traveling serial killer
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The year is 2015 AD. The human race has existed for over 200,000 years. Men still think women pee out of the vagina.
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Disney Princesses wearing Flower Crowns series! 🌺🌼🌻👑🌹🌸💐 I really hope you like them!
Wich is your favorite one? 👑
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a sad truth of women in relationships; their silent tears in the bathroom, the lights off during sex, unspoken insecurities and questions; fear of being too loud too hysterical too clingy. try to fix themselves to fix the other person’s problems - if i am prettier, smarter, faster, better - try to erase themselves to avoid conflict. small terrible jealousies he does nothing to dispel - he likes her facebook profile picture even after you tell him she rips you open - small terrible compromises that are really just giving up. women who change the core of themselves, who quietly give up dreams for his successes and for his children, who ask for little more than somebody else doing the dishes and still get moaned at. women who are the backbone of their house and still only seen as a kitchen trophy, a maid, a ball and chain.
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All animals go to heaven is just illogical planning. You’re telling me every crocodile that ever lived is in heaven? Heaven must be swarming crocodiles. Does that sound like heaven to you? Thousands of millions of crocodiles?
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me: i’ll cross that bridge when i get to it *immediately gets to it* ah,
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I hope you fall in love
with someone who always texts back and never lets
you fall asleep thinking you’re
unwanted.
(via bl-ossomed)
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I hope you fall in love
with someone who always texts back and never lets
you fall asleep thinking you’re
unwanted.
(via bl-ossomed)
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ive never said 1 coherent thing in my life
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