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kriterr · 4 years ago
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james: r did u starmm?
james: r did u start?
remus: i had a stroke reading that
remus: *sending a picture of him starting*
lily: i like ur burgenstocks!
james: i like the leaves on the ground
remus: ...
james: can you bring us one?
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kriterr · 4 years ago
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sirius: i have cake🥲
lily: i have death🥰
sirius: you do?
lily: yes it’s in my kitchen
sirius: not a very ideal place to keep death,
but ok, not judging
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kriterr · 4 years ago
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sirius: if only to be as annoying as sn*pe, such a dream
remus: not a dream, a nightmare
sirius: i beg to differ, this is why i said family pROBLEMS
remus: why do i love you
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kriterr · 4 years ago
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lily: *ranting about an ex-friend*
remus: it will get better (:
lily: i can’t wait till we meet
james: you and us or you and him?
remus: jAMES
james: i’m guessing that’s us-
lily: no i want to meet santa klaus
james: take me too !!
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kriterr · 4 years ago
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i wish we had the power to bring fictional dead people back to life
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kriterr · 5 years ago
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The news about Lilly and James fighting quickly spread, of course no one wants shocked as this happens all the time. But this fight was a bit more serious (no pun intended) than usual. Since they were friendly with each other a couple of hours ago.
Sirius kept on cheering up James telling him that he was at least lucky enough to have a serious fight with her. To which James always rolled his eyes.
Lilly became more and more annoyed not because of the people or the rumors or even James. She was annoyed that she couldnt get James out of her head. She kept on feeling guilty for fighting with him or picking a nerve.
And it bugged Lilly to no end. Alice reminded her that it would be fine and she would forget it soon, whereas Marlene who was always rooting for James and Lilly reminded her that she loved him. To which Lilly rolled her eyes.
It was the next day and Lilly had every intention of ignoring James and James did too.
It was potions class and of course the one and only slughorn was teaching. Since slughorn was utterly obsessed with Lilly.
"Okay class today we will be brewing a special potion and I will need you to split up win to partners"
And everyone gather around their friends.
"Nuh uh I have already selected your partners"
Oh boy.
"Black and Lupin, McKinnon and prewett,Evans and..."
NO NO NO
Potter"
"Oh for the love of Merlin" Lilly shouted quickly covering her mouth and blushed.
"And yes class today you will be brewing amortenia"
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kriterr · 5 years ago
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Imagine Lilly after she starts dating James,
Girls start staring at her, but end up rolling their eyes because they always knew it was gonna happen.
The marauders always making her laugh and making her smile.
Her being absolutely mind blown after finding out all the things the marauders do.
James always staring at her and this time she doesn't tell him to get lost like she used to, she ends up staring back.
Everytime James had quidditch practice she would be "forced" to go see him, but she loves it anyway and doesn't tell anybody.
Always worrying about the marauders when the full moon will arrive.
And ends up being the best girlfriend ever, And James knows it was worth it.
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kriterr · 5 years ago
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Rick Riordan : *we are starting a Percy Jackson series in Disney*
Fans : already starting to cast actors as the characters.
Rick Riordan : i-
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kriterr · 5 years ago
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Percy : (Percy after returning home from deafeting Gaia) mom,I know you were worried about me, and i-
Sally : YOU GOT A TATTOO?! WHAT THE HELL IS WRONG WITH YOU?!
Percy : oh yes- tattoos are much more important, mom I just went through hell,LITERALLY
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kriterr · 5 years ago
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No matter how much I've loved James and Lilly. I've always wondered how he didn't end up with anyone else (don't hate me) because everyone always made it obvious that he was such a good looking guy and every girl swoon over him. And then, I saw it..
Nobody, not even the fangirls of Hogwarts dared to date James because they all knew it. No matter how dumb the fangirls were they knew this.
James would never. I reapet never fall for anyone else except Lilly. He was so stubborn it was almost sad. But then they saw it when James and Lilly got together, it was perfect. Whenever they would come in a room you could see Lilly laugh and James look at her dreamily
And that was the last time any girl would swoon over James potter.
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kriterr · 5 years ago
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Leo : I'm always destined to be a seventh wheel.
Calypso : yo,what's up?!
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kriterr · 5 years ago
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I can just imagine what happens when a girl messes with Jason or Percy, I mean just imagine Annabeth and Piper were able to fight off Gaia herself, what they would do to anybody who mess with their boyfriends.
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kriterr · 5 years ago
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Lilly woke up in her familiar hogwarts dorm, she loved sleeping in her dormitory, the familiar scent of hogwarts, her friends. She woke up with a smile on her face. She was ready, she was ready for the new day to come.
Oh boy, was she wrong.
Things were going fine as usual, Lilly attended all her classes with her friends here and there, she ate in the great Hall, occasionlly glancing over to a certain someone. She hasn't seen James all day, but she didn't decide to think too much about it. She was anyways going to meet him in their patrols.
Wait, did she just call him James?
Lilly decided not to think too much about it, she was perfectly fine with being friends with Potter. (There she started using last names again)
When the time for patrol coming around. James became more and more nervous, he had decided he would be mysterious and play hard to get and later on woo her with his charms(oh,please who would fall for James Potter's charm).
But it certainly didn't go the way he thought it would.
It started off well and good.
James and Lilly were making small talk and civil conversation like friends. But still Lilly somehow felt confused usually James would ask her out by then, but no, he didn't,finally curiosity getting the best of her, she popped up the topic.
"So James, why are you acting so friendly to me" lilly said it sounded more harsh then she meant it.
James was confused. "I- what do you mean"
"Your acting too nice for you own good"
James suddenly, lashed out, much to his surprise.
"Is that all you think of me? A person who acts nice?! Because I'm most certainly not one of those"James spat.
Lilly getting the best of her temper threw him a glare and stormed off.
What had just happened? They were acting so stupid! I mean, come on. Sometimes things would never change.
Seems like Lilly and James had a lot more to come.
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kriterr · 5 years ago
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Lilly got of the express and saw the familiar hogwarts castle, this would be her last time walking in. She already felt a rush of emotions, not only that she will terribly miss her friends and all the fun they had.
But little did she know, that this would be her best year yet.
She walked in the great Hall and sat down with her friends, Marlene McKinnon and Alice present. They three had a special bond to them as if they were meant to be friends forever but their friendship almost looked toxic (which it wasn't) compare to the infamous marauders.
The marauders had a glow around them, whenever they would walk into a room it would light up. Much to Lilly's irritation, the girls would swoon over the marauders and the boy would wish to be them.
James Potter, contain of the quidditch team, messy hair, Hazel eyes, tiny glasses, he was the definition of perfect, except Lilly didn't think that. James Potter and lilly Evans were known for their back and forth bickering, although James did always fight with lilly, James was utterly obsessed with her. He would always ask her out and try to charm her. But maybe this year will be different.
Sirius black, the example of perfect hair,gray stormy eyes,a funny and charming guy. Every girl in hogwarts,I repeat every girl in hogwarts loves him.He usually is the one to cause the problems no matter how much Remus tries to stop him.
Remus Lupin,also a charming but quiet guy.who can be described as mysterious,sandy hair, and mysterious eyes you could get lost in. Always the logical and mature one in marauders who kind of always fails to stop the two notorious boys. He does have a little problem, a furry problem. Which easily turns into a fun adventure with his other 3 friends.
Peter pettigrew, he is short and also isn't always the one to give ideas, he's the one who follows along expecting to have a good time.
Those 4 would often bring a hurricane and a storm with a simple prank, but without them if would a bore of a time.
Lilly sat down opposite to Marlene and glanced at the end of the table which "coincidentally" included the marauders. Lilly saw Sirius Inhaling his food with all his might, James was of course ruffling hair, remus was looking at Sirius in a confused but soft manner, Peter was oblivious and was focused on a book.
James caught Lilly glance at him and felt a leap of joy, yes he would admit, he liked her but he was mature now he decided it would be best to become friends with her and let it go with the flow. James was missing teasing and asking out Lilly but he knew if he continued that, it was a lost cause. So he decided to be more mature.
And by mature, he means he was plying hard to get
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