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do u only have 1 ferret? they need pals to stay healthy 🌞

Poto is my only ferret, but I do plan on getting another one! Poto was completely unexpected- my grandpa worked as animal control at the time and he got a call about a wild “weasel” trying to attack some lady— it was actually just Poto trying to get into her house for food. So he wasn’t planned at all. Me and my parents are in Ohio, my grandparents are in Texas, so Poto is up there too- but when we are out of this apartment (it doesn’t allow pets) we’ll be bringing Poto here

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Its just a friendly little alien..

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WATCHING THE LAND BEFORE TIME THE LEGEND OF SAURUS ROCK AND,,

I FORGOT THE LONE DINOSAURS NAME IS DOC? AND HE WENT

I’m Doc,

AND IM LIKE? DOC????? FROM MADNESS COMBAT??

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Werewolf Deimos for a Madness Combat au i have with a friend, hes my special little guy

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I never thought taking care of a ferret would be hard until i got one myself

And now whenever i let him out he looks me dead in the eyes and fucking runs away and then it takes me 10 minutes to find where he was and he just looks at me like 😟 bc i found him trying to shove himself into a small hole that he managed to find

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Why did my aunt start the group text with,,

Dearest family whom i love,

imm stop u right there, dont u ever start a convo with that bc i am NOT reading the rest

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PBJ Madness Combat headcannons

Listen guys i made myself a pbj and i had to do this

Hank - raw probably, and when i say raw i mean he just eats the peanut butter and jelly, no bread. none. it gets stuck in his teeth and he acts like a dog and goes AM. AAWNM. NAWM. AMPH.

Doc - normal, a distinguished gentlemen, the only normal one here

Sanford - more jelly than peanut butter, eats the crust first probably and then thhe rest

Deimos - toasted. he toasts the bread first and then theres more peanut butter than jelly. crunchy peanut butter also, bc mm,.. 🥜 

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Announcement + PSA

Hey so remember how I said I was going to be more active on Tumblr?

Well! Have i got news for you dear followers

This was my house, it caught on fire sometime between 1 and 4 in the morning on Sunday, March 20, 2022,, I’ve lost everything including all my animals, past drawings, my computer, drawing utensils, childhood shit, etc etc

Luckily the firemen were nice enough to retrieve my ipad from the house (which is what i’m typing this on right now) and thankfully it still works

So that’s how i’ve been,, this was an announcement on where i’ve been but it will also be a PSA on house fires.

Listen guys. Im not gonna lie to you. I never thought this would ever happen to me. You see it on the news and hear it from other people but you think surely this wont ever happen to me! But it can. It can and it will. And when it does youre never prepared for it. Brutal honesty right now, but if I hadnt woken up when i did, another 20 minutes and i wouldnt be here typing any of this right now. I beg you, check your fire alarms regularly. Make sure the batteries in them are as fresh as you can get them to be. Dont leave stuff plugged in over night or if you leave the house. Dont put candles or any other sources of fire near anything that could help it spread. If you move into any kind of old house, renewing electrical should be your first priority. Make sure its renewed EVERYWHERE in the house. Including a garage, attic, cellar, etc. Everywhere. In case there is a fire, dont open any window or doors unless youre escaping through one. If you leave through a door, close it behind you. Dont open any windows to try and get the smoke out- i made this mistake because i thought i could save my animals from the smoke inhalation.( As said before i couldnt, they died of the smoke inhalation before the fire got to them. The only thing that gives me peace is knowing they didnt suffer.) The oxygen from outside will help the fire to grow and it will only make things worse. Wake up everyone from the house and get outside and call 911. I cant give any other advice except to just wait and try not to stare at the fire. Its hard and you will want to stare and youll be frozen in spot just staring at it and screaming and crying then going numb then screaming and crying again.  just be careful. You never know when disaster will hit. Stay safe you all

I would like to thank everyone, all my friends and family who have been helping me through all of this and just being there for me. I love you all and thank you

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Guys did Discord fucking die again or is it just me

Also Spotify kicked me out and won’t let me log back in and I’m,, in a lot of despair rn

I’ve had to resort to Pandora

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Everyone who is in Ukraine or nearby please stay safe!! Follows any and all orders you are given concerning safety and just be careful with everything overall! please keep us updated on everything so we know that you all are okay

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Artist : @lenadirscherl

THANK YOU FOR THAT

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Me holding Tricky by the throat for making me go thru its stupid fucking killer gameshow five times in a row bc i kept dying at abt 5 seconds before it ended:

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Creepypasta related story time ig

Something that has stuck with me for a long time was way back in the 1800’s when i was in elementary school,, i had yet to get into my Creepypasta phase but I was well aware of horror movie characters like 80’s and 90’s slashers

But off topic,, it was rlly like any other day with the teacher being missing for like 30 minutes even after class had begun, this happened a lot so we all just kind of did our own thing and made chaos in the classroom while someone stood guard and let everyone know when the teacher was coming so we all could straighten our shit up

But so the way our seats were set up, they were set up with four seats all piled together to make a big square to fit four people in a group,, so i walk in right, i go to my seat and just sit there and doodle bc thats what i did instead of conversing with ppl who needs conversations when i have a pencil and some paper am i right?? anyways i looked over and four boys, (i won’t reveal names bc i’m not like that but lets just label them as T, S, B 1, and B 2,, two of the boys first names started with B so,) but i knew them fairly well, all of them had been there with me for years and years so you know, pretty good friends,, but they were talking among themselves and i went over to say hi and all four of them had, in permanent fucking marker, a big black circle with an X going through it on their wrists,, and me, not knowing CP at the time, was like “what the fuck are they doing the fuck is that..” so, being the curious little bitch that i am, asked them about it. and holyy sHIT. the fucking LOOK they all gave me when i asked. i stg you would have thought i killed their pets or something. they didn’t answer me and instead just kept whispering among themselves, so i just didnt think much of it and decided it was just a weird boy thing (young me..)

The next day, all four of them were absent from school. now let me tell you something- i need to quickly add that the school was rlly shitty, im talking RLLY shitty,, the playground for the younger kids had this huge hill, and at the top of the hill there was this big honey suckle bush that led to a path that led to a giant fucking forest. the teachers, knowing literally anyone could get lost in there, would tell everyone to stay away from it and what not. but, you know how kids are, you tell us not to do something, we immediately go and do it.

The NEXT day they actually showed up at school and everything was all fine and dandy you know. Part of the playground has this big old concrete tennis court that has a bunch of concrete slabs that made for the perfect spot to just sit and relax. so i was out in the old tennis court, sitting in one of the far corners and just enjoying the breeze, when lo and behold, the four boys came up to me. Me, being the caring mom friend immediately asked them where they all were yesterday and what had happened. They all just stared at me and said they didnt know what i was talking about so i just.. shrugged it off as boys being boys once again

Cut to three, four years later,, im getting into my Creepypasta phase. And i cannot tell you the amount of anxiety that went through me as i first saw the Operator symbol for the first time. I KID YOU NOT I WAS LIKE

W, WHAT THE FUCK.

As for the four boys? I lost contact with them all a while back, grew apart. I still think about the fact they insisted that they didnt remember being absent

Idk lmao it was a freaky time in my life

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I want everyone to know as soon as i came to yell abt it the game loaded im ok now

LET ME IN

LET ME IIINNNNNN

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LET ME IN

LET ME IIINNNNNN

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SO IS NO ONE GONNA TALK ABOUT HOW IN CAMP CRETACEOUS SEASON 3 EPISODE 4 SAMMY AND BROOKLYNN ARE HAVING A TALK AND BROOKLYNN ASKS SAMMY IF SHE HAS A CRUSH ON ANYONE AND SHE INCLUDES YAZ

LOOK AT YAZ AND SAMMY AND TELL ME THEY AREN’T LESBIANS

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I did not compulsively join the MadCom fandom for the gore

I did not

But i did

Listen as long as you got some good gore idfc what the story or characters are

I just want gore