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my family is fucking addicted to macgyvering and it's becoming a problem. every time something in this house breaks, instead of doing the sensible thing of replacing it or calling someone qualified to fix it, we all group around the offending object with a manic look in our eyes and everyone gets a try at fixing it while being cheered on or ridiculed by the rest.

it's a beautiful bonding activity, but the "creative" fixes have turned our house into a quasihaunted escape room like contraption where everything works, but only in the wonkiest of ways. you need a huge block of iron to turn on the stove. the oven only works if a specific clock is plugged in. the bread machine has a huge wood block just stapled to it that has become foundational to its function. sometimes when you use the toaster the doorbell rings. and that's just the kitchen.

it's all fun and games until you have guests over and you have to lay out the rules of the house like it's a fucking board game. welcome to the beautiful guest room. don't pull out the couch yourself you need a screwdriver for that, and that metal rod makes the lamp work so don't move it. it also made me a terrifying roommate in college, because it makes me think i can fix anything with enough hubris and a drill. you want to call the landlord about a leaky faucet? as if. one time my dad made me install a new power socket because we ran our of extension cords

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Nothing Special out now on comic fury

ITS OUT NOW BECAUSE I ACCIDENTSLLY POSTED IT

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FOR A REALLY LONG TIME I ACTUALLY THOUGHT THE WATER DROPLETS WERE JUST A WEIRD LOOKING FURBY IT TOOK ME A WHILE TO GO OHH ITS WATER DROPLETS W A GUY IN TH E WATER

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This is all I got left

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IM SICK. I BET IT WAS RHAT GUY WHO WAS COUGHING ALL OVER ME IN CLASS WHI MADE ME SICK

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suitcase art

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Don't forget to do your daily CLICKS!

Credit if used 4 profiles Original by Chester Fern!

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PANEL REDRAWWW!!! absolutely awesome issue last week

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GUYS.......HES REALL.OYFGHRGFG JM GOING FERAL THE SHIRTS SO SOFT OHH MY GOD URAGHHHH!!!!!!!

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Hotelingins

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razor and gum drawings, dynamite and mushroom who i drew together after having to draw dynamite sleeping alone on the couch (it made me sad), and an LSD piece i never bothered releasing where schick and venus are being weird gay dogs

and au art i made years ago as a bonus (you can tell its old because citrus has those stupid shoe feet)

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Crazy how many people want characters in fiction to speak and act like they’ve had 20 hours of intensive therapy. Could NOT be me I want these bitches fucked up insane

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this took super long because I forgot I started on this drawing

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you understand?

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"Two souls trapped in an iron cage," - Pop Support us on itch.io:

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Rest in pieces Wanda you were so cool 💔

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HELLO!!! Ur art is very very awesome ✨💅

I want to know what Brella(from TFMI) or Wanda (from objectified) looks in your style. (Chose ONE of you come around to asking this bc I don’t want to over work you)

Have a fantastic day awesome human being :)

shes so me fr