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Cale: *makes a cruel plan on how to completely obliterated the enemy and/or learn new information about their opponents*

Everyone: *agrees with the plan and follows it step by step just as Cale had instructed them*

Cale: Wow vicious people…

Readers:

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Alberu: I said I wanted some dead mana

Cale: yeah, so?

Alberu: NOT A WHOLE LAKE-

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hey, have you forgotten what I do for a living?

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On: meow

Cale: yes, just a minute

Hong: meoww

Cale: no, we won't Hong

Hong: meeoww

Cale: yes yes

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Alberu: Choi han, do you.. understand?

Choi han: ..no, I don't

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my favorite little romance 101 screenshots :3

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Cale : I open my eyes.

Cale : Then I see that I don't have anything to do.

Cale : I shall sleep again.

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Choi Han : Cale-nim..?

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Cale Henituse as Team Leader Kim Rok Soo: *exists*

Everyone else:

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i cant remember/find the post, but there was one that was like “dramatic twiyor reveal except they instantly freak out about leaving anya alone” and. yeah. i agree

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Cale Is Really Scary

The more I read the novel and the deeper I got into our slacker’s personality, I can say that he is really scary. It was mentioned a lot of times by his allies how he tends to make smaller issues to bigger issues.

Remember, in the Birth of a Hero, Choi Han and other individuals had a hard time fighting White Star and the war lasted for approximately 20 years. However, courtesy of OG Cale, the time went back to the past and Kim Rok Soo transmigrated to their world.

OG Cale didn’t share to Cale (KRS) this one important response from the God of Death.

‘If you go into the body of the person you are about to possess, that will be enough to change the fate of this world. That is all I can tell you.’

Is it because Cale read the Birth of a Hero that the God of Death said this part? For all we know, Cale just managed to read up to the part of Henituse Territory War and after that, it is his own knowledge and strategy already. So, why? BOAH never mentioned about the identity of the secret organization, White Star and even the Sealed God.

How is the God of Death so sure about that? He, himself, mentioned that our Cale is unpredictable.

For me, it is like “one man” changed the whole world. (And it’s because he wants to get his slacker life.)

It is quite scary to think that his desire to be a slacker can defeat most disasters. And also the way he does things on a large scale and how oblivious he is to that fact is even scarier. But the scariest thing is when he is annoyed, the whole world will be flipped over.

But despite that, we all love our dense slacker.

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IM GONNA THROW UP WHY DID THEY LET JOE BIDEN DO THE FINGER HEART THING IN HIS PHOTO OP WITH BTS

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Rosalyn: Poison is a magic transmutation potion that turns people into corpses.

Cale: This knife is actually a magic wand.

Choi Han: Meet me in the Denny’s parking lot for a wizard duel.

Alberu: *cocks gun* Magic missile.

Eruhaben: What the fuck is wrong with you people.

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spy x family episode 7

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Loid looks so calm and peaceful when Anya and Yor around him 😭🤧

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Seasons of blossom doesn't feel the same after Hamin's season

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fuck romeo and juliet i want what these two have instead

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Commoner: Hidden deep inside the Forest of Darkness

Commoner: there lives the hero and his comrades

Commoner: the place hidden and full of life, only those who are worthy can see and enter

Commoner: they say, the heroes are protecting us even now

Commoner: fighting monsters, deep inside the forest

What's really happening on Cale's Villa:

Beacrox: and stay out of my fucking kitchen *throws knives*

Choi Han: i just wanted food!

Raon: Goldie gramps what's a sugar daddy?

Eruhaben: Raon, where did you learn that?

Raon: Aunt Tasha said it

Eruhaben: forget about it, its useless. here have a cookie just don't ask anyone again

Cale: *laying on the ground* shh im photosynthesizing

Choi Han: cale-nim, no just no--

Alberu: *just teleported* Hello everyone!

Choi Han: *being chased by an angry Beacrox*

Cale: *laying down* *looks dead*

Ron: *beside Cale with a lemon tea* *benign smile*

Raon: Cookie Prince!

On: Uncle Cookie!

Hong: Cookie! nya~

Sheritt frowning: But I can't say no to them!

Cale consoling: I know sheritt-nim, but you have to!

Cale: they already had so much cookies!

Cale: what if they get cavities?

Cale: do you know how to farm?

Choi Han: ... no

Cale: ..do you think Hans do?

Choi Han: he looks reliable maybe?

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Bud: so you're an orphan?

Raon: I have human with me and my mom

Bud: you're siblings are orphans too

Bud: Lock and his siblings are orphan, he's still a child

Bud: what the fuck Cale?

Bud: are you building an orphanage full of op children?

Cale: i adopted them, no one is an orphan