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seventeen as supermarket cashiers:

scoups: yells at people if they cut in line

jeonghan: never present at the cash resister

joshua: says things like, "oh, you bought this? are you sure that was a wise choice?"

jun: won't let you pay with card, only cash is accepted he broke the card machine

hoshi: takes forever to scan your items

wonwoo: keeps customers waiting in line while he plays games on his phone

woozi: will not say anything or even look at you. everyone's favourite employee

dokyeom: makes it a personal mission to befriend every customer

mingyu: will talk your ears off but checks you out under a minute

minghao: judges you for buy too many sugary snacks

seungkwan: makes the customer scan and bag their own items

vernon: takes a 'smoke break' every 15 mins

chan: drops your items while bagging them

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When Johnny gives you lemons

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GOT7

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Ateez's reaction to making you squirt 💦👀

Hongjoong:

Didn’t know he’d be into it until it happened. It’s the most graceful thing he’s ever seen and he’d cum on the spur of the moment.

Seonghwa:

Girl, be so for real. He wants you to sit on his face and drown him in your juices.

Yunho:

A simple man. It’s what he expected. Makes him twitch when you make that sound before you start gushing all over his fingers. Rubs your clit to prolong it.

Yeosang:

Oh god, hear me out but, what if you made him squirt instead? Rubbing just the tip of his glans with the palm of your hands and thumb is almost unbearable. He’s borderline drooling. Tells you that it hurts. It’s nice but it hurts so much that he’s writhing away from you. He’d be down to do you next but you gotta give him some time to get himself together lmao….

San:

Fucks you even harder to draw it out as long as possible and shows no signs of stopping.

Mingi:

Omg, he’s so proud of himself, he’s acting like a damn fool. Your shyness does nothing but makes him want to make you do it again. Asks, BEGS for you to let him do it again. Please let this man make you squirt again.

Wooyoung:

Gets super smug about it and teases you. Jokes that he should have brought an umbrella. Laughs every time when it randomly pops into his head weeks later.

“Remember that insane tsunami of love? I hear there’s gonna be another one.”

Jongho:

Bewildered, awestruck, fascinated, he’s all of the above. His eyes gets so wide. Honestly doesn’t know if he should be concerned because you’ve never done that before but he would get you cleaned up and maybe later go for round two with a towel prepared.

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THE BOYZ — NEW PROFILE 1.

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SKZ members who are most likely and least likely to be loud while getting it on with the members still home.

Loudest: Jisung, Hyunjin and Changbin?

Quietest: Seungmin

kookinglikeachef: Thank you for the first SKZ request. And pls, there is not a quiet member in that group lmao

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MOST

Han

This mf is loud af. Okay. I’m talking sobs, cries, yelping, laughter, whimpering, yes…yes…and more yeses! He does not understand why he should have to be quiet and definitely does not care how embarrassing his sounds are, he’s letting everybody know how good you make him feel, even you when you’re literally the one riding him. If he feels like you didn’t hear him enough the first time, get ready to hear him again.

Changbin

Mans is shamelessly loud even when he knows he shouldn’t be. Just simply cannot stfu. And he especially wants—no—needs you to be loud when he’s going down on you. As he’s literally trying to devour you, he adds a finger and your moans can be heard faintly through the walls. But how many can he add until anyone within a five mile radius can hear you? He adds two and, I mean, what more does he want? You’re crying, begging at this point because you can’t take anymore. Three fingers? Cops at the door. Angry members.

Lee Know

Minho’s selective about when to be quiet but when he’s LOUD ohmygod. If he sees you holding back he becomes annoyed. Makes that ‘tch’ sound of disapproval and his movements become rougher, quicker. Oh, you’re covering your mouth now? Removes your hand and pins both hands down above your head. Think he’s about to let you bite your lip?! Nope. He’s opening your mouth with his own so you’re both making it sang in that bedroom.

Hyunjin

Would be more focused on making you moan louder than he was but when he does, he’s throwing his head back, swallowing hard and unable to contain his excitement (especially when being a sub). A complete mess under your touch, raspily begging for more. Would only moan your name, though. Actually he shouts your name. Like full government. Not only does the members know, now the neighbors do.

Bang Chan

Chan is moderately considerate when it comes to making love to you while the members are still home. CHRISTOPHER, HOWEVER, does not give a flying mother fuck. If it’s been a long day and 7/kids have been stressing him out, they’d better have noise canceling headphones or get ready to sleep at the studio because they are no longer his concern once he’s on top of you. Becomes rabid in bed. The only things loud are your moans screams and his headboard banging a hole through the wall. And sorry honey, cry all you want, he gets to be selfish this time. You know your safe word.

Felix

SO. SO. SO DEEP. Growling, grunting, moaning. Your lungs burning with lack of oxygen from his hard thrusts, turning your moans light and airy. He tries to muffle his sounds against your neck but everyone can clearly hear what sounds like a lion mauling a fairy. Hot right?

Jeongin

Fox is just another way to spell freak. Don’t think too much about it. Seriously. Now look, he doesn’t like to be loud that much but when he can’t help it, he’s groaning/whining. Full on guttural moans maxed volume because this is the best fuck of his life. Does not care if the other members hear. They’re flipping through newspapers like nothings going on, anyway.

Seungmin

Is definitely loud but can control his volume to a certain extent. Mostly curses in his moans like the best damn sailor in the ‘pussea’. Omg, that was cringe but you get it. It’s when he gets close to coming, borderline heavenly, he’s upstaging you. The members just assume you guys are singing karaoke.

LEAST

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ateez reaction to u making them jizz their pants 🤓☝️🌊🌊

kookinglikeachef: Lol, here you go! :)

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Hongjoong:

He’s not necessarily proud of it but he’s not ashamed of it either. Literally warned you that things were getting a bit dangerous but still trusted his self-control. He’ll either get really competitive and try to “get” you back or he’ll be extremely petty, cold, and distant because why did you make him do that in his (one of probably a hundred) favorite expensive pants??????

Seonghwa:

So red-faced for not seeing it coming. As someone who values cleanliness, you expected him to feel disgusted being trapped in his own stickiness but he would be unexpectedly into it. He finds it so hot that you have such a power to make him feel like an overexcited teenager.

Yunho:

In the moment, he’s amusedly puzzled because he’s usually well controlled and does not get worked up easily, pathetically humping your leg like a mutt. Might have inadvertently unlocked a new kink.

Yeosang:

Honestly think he’d be more surprised than humiliated. Maybe just a bit confused that he came so fast just from some light petting. But if you don’t mind, neither does he.

San:

To be completely fair, Sannie was already hard while giving you oral. So he has no shame about it. And I mean that. He wants to ruin his pants even more. As many times as possible. And if you’re not doing that one moan that gets him to absolutely bust a full load, he’ll groan and scold you a bit.

Mingi:

He’s generally good natured about being teased by his members but not by you. Just being near you stimulates him a lot. So he would probably be very embarrassed. Comfort him and he’ll do the same to you in return.

Wooyoung:

Not embarrassed at all because he made you do it as well. You’re both horny, so it was expected. If it feels good, it feels good. Only cares that he’s got someone who match his freak.

Jongho

Get’s awkward and silent and refuses to make eye contact. Bump that. He’s all cheekbones. Like, did this really just happen to him? Did you really have the audacity to do that to HIM?! Sure, he’d feel some type of way but he would quickly regain his confidence. Especially if it was an accident or his first time being this vulnerable with you. He’s aware it was probably normal. Still apologizes profusely and tries to set the mood again.

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That’s exactly what I meant with Sangyeon and Hyunjae is insane

TBZ members who can handle you throwing ass???

Sangyeon

At first he’s embarrassed but he’s handling that ass and then some. Touching and squeezing. Pulling his stupid beanie over his eyes while you’re shaking it side to side.

Jacob

He’ll be all giggly and a blushing mess. Ever so slightly press against you. So honestly, yes.

Younghoon

I don’t know, I’m gonna say yes because I really think he can show you something for real.

Hyunjae

Yes he would. Does not hesitate. Probably manhandle your ass a bit. Let’s you go to work on his crotch.

Juyeon

Juyeon is not such a good boy, so, yes. Soft fuckboy vibes. Mid-key wants you to dance on him and encourages it.

Kevin

Can HE handle it? Bitch, can YOU?!

New

No. But not because I think he can’t. He’d keep it cute or dance ass to ass.

Q

Says no. Cringes intensely. Protests for you to stop. Covering his eyes. Scarred for life.

Haknyeon

Another no imo. Definitely can’t take his eyes off of you but he won’t touch. Prefers to admire from afar. Would be your hype-man.

Sunwoo

YES! Throw it in a circle… get on all fours… put it in his face.

Eric

Shouldn’t even be a question of whether he can or can’t cause you already know. Bro is sneaky. Intentionally makes sure you feel his bulge. Folding you like the Z Flip. Seriously .. fuck around and find out.

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How ATEEZ members tell you that they’re horny

Pairing: ATEEZ x Reader

Warning: YOU ARE RESPONSIBLE FOR THE CONTENT YOU CONSUME! [🔞, mdni]

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kookinglikeachef: This was not requested but please start requesting more even though I have a bunch of unanswered ones that are half written and nowhere near completed. 😬

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Hongjoong:

Joong is a bit tricky. Maybe through words of affirmation or giving you gifts. No physical contact needed. Just simply through suggestive looks, body language, or conversation. He would feel a strong sexual attraction to you, but doesn’t necessarily want to engage in sexual activity. He prefers the anticipation and build up of desire than the act itself.

Seonghwa:

Hwa is like a very gentle and nurturing person. So when he’s “in the mood”, he’d take care of you more often than he normally does. Uses terms of endearment and loving phrases, indulgently. However, he’d try to hold himself back, like he’s afraid of making you uncomfortable. Doesn’t want to come across as perverted. HOWEVERx2, if your feelings are reciprocated he’d definitely finish what he started. Like sweet romance. Take you slow and deep.

Yunho:

Oh, Yuyu. I think he’s someone who’s multifaceted. He could be the least likely member to tell you that he’s horny because he doesn’t want you thinking he only wants sex. Would rather give pleasure than receive it. He could also be the one to tease you the most. Purposely pulls away from a heated kiss when he sees that you want it just as bad. Or he might also be very direct and palms you over your underwear while you’re *not* watching Spider-Man or something.

Yeosang:

Sweet baby just observes you. Won’t openly tell you so you kind of just figure it out yourself when he’s unable to take his eyes off of you, and would particularly stare at certain parts of your body he wouldn’t normally focus on. Subtly adjusts himself in his pants to be more comfortable. If asked, he wouldn’t be opposed to receiving intimacy from you.

San:

Straightforward pt. 1. Physical touches. Like holding you firmly by your hips, pressing your pelvises together so that you’d feel exactly how horny he is. He’d work you up with some ‘sexual-light’ talk. Calls you cute and stuff. Tugs on your clothing, fingers hooking the waistband of your underwear. Hands sliding down to squeeze your butt.

Mingi:

Becomes extremely whiny, needy, and clingy. Follows you around like a lost puppy. Tells you countless times how fine he thinks you are. Licks and bites his lip whenever he’s watching you. If you’re still not giving him the attention he’s craving, he’ll resort to kissing you on your lips, face, neck, chest, breasts—dry humping—LOOK, this big teddy bear just needs you. NOW!

Wooyoung:

Straightforward pt. 2. He would just straight up tell you that he wants you. How he wants you. Where he wants you. And when. But not before cooking your favorite meal for you. He’ll patiently wait until you’re done eating and tells you to take your time. Takes his time cleaning up afterwards. Takes his time walking you to the bedroom. Takes his time undressing you. Takes his time to touch every part inside of you. Even if you’re begging for him to go faster. Seriously, what’s the rush?!

Jongho

He’s shy about his feelings so he’s not telling you a single thang. But he would spend quality time with you. Just enjoys being in your presence and should he become physically affectionate, he’d touch your hand or cuddle to fulfill his needs.

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seventeen reaction to y/n having curly hair 🥺

kookinglikeachef: As someone with curly hair, I love this request. Very mildly-delulu answers. EXTRA delulu answers!!!

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Seungcheol

He would buy your favorite products to use and would be amazed at how much you actually need/usually spend on it but does not mind at all. He would also want to learn how to style your hair.

Jeonghan

Plays with your hair *with your consent* without messing it up. Little things like twirling his fingers around a ringlet or pushing your hair behind your ears to get it out of the way when he wants a kiss. Also swears he’s got curly hair too but you’ll have that conversation with him some other time.

Joshua

Endless compliments. Prefers your natural curls over when you straighten it.

Jun

It’s his favorite thing when you ask him to help you wash your hair. Makes sure to carry extra hair ties if you forgot or your current one breaks.

Hoshi

Likens it to a mane. Completely loses it when you take a nap without proper prep and the back of your hair is just flat when you wake up 😔.

Wonwoo

Often finds himself cleaning up after you when your hair is left in the sink or bathtub after you’ve showered. He’d tease you about it but secretly enjoys the little moments of taking care of you.

Woozi

Not sure he’ll think much about it BUT NOT BECAUSE HE DOESN’T CARE. He is very aware of your boundaries when it comes to your hair.

Dokyeom

Thinks your hair is just as loud as he is and jokes that he gives it volume just by being near you.

Mingyu

Uses your products because he loves the smell and the way it makes his own hair look. Pouty when you run out.

Minghao

Loves your curls and he gets especially flirty whenever you wear it in a messy bun with curly tendrils.

Seungkwan

Doesn’t understand why you don’t want him touching or petting your hair. Surprised at how soft it actually is.

Vernon

Not sure what reaction you’re expecting from him. Sure he thinks it smells good, looks pretty, but that’s just about it.

DINO

Asks lots of questions. Why don’t you brush your hair? Can’t you just straighten it? Do you ever get tired of having curly hair? Why don’t you wear it down more often? Just genuinely wonders. It’s all good-natured.

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TBZ members who can handle you throwing ass???

Sangyeon

At first he’s embarrassed but he’s handling that ass and then some. Touching and squeezing. Pulling his stupid beanie over his eyes while you’re shaking it side to side.

Jacob

He’ll be all giggly and a blushing mess. Ever so slightly press against you. So honestly, yes.

Younghoon

I don’t know, I’m gonna say yes because I really think he can show you something for real.

Hyunjae

Yes he would. Does not hesitate. Probably manhandle your ass a bit. Let’s you go to work on his crotch.

Juyeon

Juyeon is not such a good boy, so, yes. Soft fuckboy vibes. Mid-key wants you to dance on him and encourages it.

Kevin

Can HE handle it? Bitch, can YOU?!

New

No. But not because I think he can’t. He’d keep it cute or dance ass to ass.

Q

Says no. Cringes intensely. Protests for you to stop. Covering his eyes. Scarred for life.

Haknyeon

Another no imo. Definitely can’t take his eyes off of you but he won’t touch. Prefers to admire from afar. Would be your hype-man.

Sunwoo

YES! Throw it in a circle… get on all fours… put it in his face.

Eric

Shouldn’t even be a question of whether he can or can’t cause you already know. Bro is sneaky. Intentionally makes sure you feel his bulge. Folding you like the Z Flip. Seriously .. fuck around and find out.

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Stray Kids

Requests

SKZ members who are most likely and least likely to be loud [🔞, mdni]

Ot8

Bang Chan

Lee Know

Changbin

Hyunjin

Han

Felix

Seungmin

I.N./Jeongin

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A.C.E

Requests

Ot5

Junhee

Donghun

Wow/Sehyoon

Byeongkwan

Yuchan

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GOT7

Requests

Ot7

Mark Tuan

Jay B

Jackson Wang

Park Jinyoung

Choi Youngjae

Bambam

Kim Yugyeom

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THE BOYZ

Requests

TBZ members who can handle you throwing ass???

Ot11

Sangyeon

Jacob

Younghoon

Hyunjae

Juyeon

Kevin

New/Chanhee

Q/Changmin

JuHaknyeon

Sunwoo

Eric

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SEVENTEEN

Requests

SVT members that would jump in a fight with you

seventeen reaction to y/n having curly hair

Ot13

S.COUPS/Seungcheol

Jeonghan

Joshua

Jun

Hoshi

Wonwoo

Woozi

DK/Dokyeom

Mingyu

The8/Minghao

Seungkwan

Vernon

DINO

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Can you write SVT members you think would jump in a fight with/for you? Who’s getting their ass beat and who’s not helping?!

Thx.

kookinglikeachef: With all of the bickering and unserious fighting they do, I expect them to turn into MMA fighters for you. This is all jokes!!

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Definitely jumping in:

Seungcheol

Is always ready to square up when it comes to you. Will not let anyone lay a single fingernail on you. In fact, you can’t even help. He’d shut your ass up and tell you to go somewhere while he handled the mf trying to put hands on his baby.

Joshua

Looks pretty and soft but he’s stomping bitches into the dust for you. K.O.’s left and right. Will not hesitate to fuck someone up. He’s a little unhinged.

Woozi

TRUST. HE IS DOGGING ANY AND EVERYBODY TRYING TO STEP TO YOU. Height is nothing cause at any time of the muthafkng day he’s never letting these heaux forget. PLAYTIME BEEN TF OVER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Getting your shit rocked together:

Jeonghan

Girl.. he brought his emotional support sword to the fight. Endearing but just take your L.

Jun

If he sees you losing, he’s going in like he Bruce Lee. Gives you a little advantage to get your two piece combo in. Both still walking away a little banged up but the aftercare and nursing each other’s wounds would be so good!

Hoshi

Makes sure you don’t get snuck. Ready to go to war to defend you when your hair is getting pulled and in return he’s getting flamed up as well. Tries to save your hair extensions and you’re both laughing about the situation afterwards.

Seungkwan

He’s probably the reason you’re in a fight because he looked at someone the wrong way. His strength is verbal (talking shit). I’m sorry but both of you got busted up.

Crying, shaking, and throwing up:

Dokyeom

Running around trying to stop people recording. Tries to calm you down but can’t even calm himself. So flustered and afraid you might hit him as well.

Mingyu

Pathetically on his knees begging you to stop. He doesn’t like when you’re angry and is trying to control his anger at the same time. Eventually grabs you and throws you over his shoulder as you continue to cuss the other person out.

Dino

Whether you’re beating ass or getting folded like an omelette, the fight has ruined him. He’s got nothing left. He’s drained. Mentally, emotionally, and dehydrated from crying. There aren't any words. His hands are fucking shaking. He needs to lie down.

Not helping at all:

Wonwoo

Does not know what to do. Wondering if he should break up the fight but you’re handling your own. Would be too worried about you to ask why you were fighting in the first place. Takes care of any wounds you may have gotten.

Minghao

Please. Why are you embarrassing him?! Yes, he can wreck bitches but you’re being scowled at right now. He might just beat your ass when you finishing whooping the other person. Takes you home to meditate all that negativity away.

Vernon

Genuinely has no idea what’s going on. He’s just watching and recording in amusement. Every five seconds he’s yelling: “oh shit” when you get smacked up. Doesn’t realize it’s you who’s fighting until he tries calling you to tell you all about it and the ringing is coming from the person in a headlock. Immediately jumps in to pull you away and hides your face from anyone else who might be recording to save you from further embarrassment. You’re also very pissed at him, btw.