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[komelrebi-san]

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[komelrebi-san]

just a little gojo drabble bc i miss him sob

synopsis: gojo grows pimples and you just happened to know how to take care of his skin, except that it's not very satisfying on his end.

tw but not really: fem reader in mind but mostly gn, reader knows how to do facials, lots of fluff, kinda crack, intended lowercase.

a/n: @zhonglisbeloved wifeyyyyy how are uuuuu <3

perhaps it was overworking, perhaps it was skipping meals and eating sweets instead, he didn't know, but he sure was flabbergasted when he grew pimples.

he should be above these pesky things, damn it! blackheads, whiteheads, acne - whatever that is, he's the strongest, he will not be beaten by these things! hell, even when suguru or shoko grew a few back in his teenage years, he never grew any. so why now?

and it doesn't help when you are giggling your head off at him.

'hey! it's not funny!' he grumbled, crossing his arms after walking out of the bathroom one morning, the biggest pout on his face. he's grown another few pimples, large and red and swollen, some of them had little white dots, and it hurt like hell when he gingerly probed them.

'you- you look like- you look like rudolph-!' you were giggling your head off, pointing at the new whitehead that had grown on the tip of his nose, sitting there big and proud.

'shut up!' he pouted even more if possible and plopped onto the bed, covering his face. 'i can't believe i'm being beaten by stupid pimples. i wish i can just hollow purple-'

'hey, no. i can help.' you pull his hands away from his face, trying your best to not giggle. 'i'll be right back.' and with that, you disappear off into the bathroom, but not without poking a pimple on his cheek.

'ow! i hate you!'

---

moments later, you sit on the bed with his face on your lap. he peered up at you curiously as you rubbed creams and toners over his face, long lashes fluttering as his cerulean blue eyes followed your dainty fingers.

'hmm~ that feels nice.' he sighed, tilting his head to plant a little kiss on your wrist.

but the feeling didn't last long, because a moment later you'd pricked one of his biggest pimples with something sharp.

'ow! what- holy shit-' he flinched, whining as he pushed your hand away. you'd pricked the pimple with the needle end on a popper tool, and immediately the oily puss began flowing out.

'hey, stay still. let me-' you tried to coax him, but he immediately grabbed your hand and stopped you, his eyes glaring up at the stick in your hand.

'gojo satoru, let me go and stay still or i'll let you stay gross with your pimples forever.' you sighed, scowling back at him. and of course, at the use of his government name, he stopped immediately, but the glare never softened. the pout came back onto his face, but he lets you continue anyway with an incoherent grumble.

an achingly hour filled with whines and yelps of pain later, you are finally done with his facials. the once swollen pimples had deflated and the blackheads on his nose were now little pores you could barely see, all that was left to do is soothe the red pressure blotches left on his pale skin.

he was about to grumble again upon seeing your hands reach for his face, but the grumble faded away when you applied cool creams, fingers rubbing the still slightly painful spots carefully.

'...never do that again. that was hell.' he huffed, pouting.

'well, take it or leave your pimples be. you can stay gross forever, i guess. but no more kisses.' you shrugged, giggling as he fell quiet and crossed his arms.

oh, but you did kiss away the pout later after you applied a mask. little did he know, the next week to come would be zero ice cream or mochi or sweets of any kind, but full of chicken breasts and broccoli, and of course, pimple poppers.

[komelrebi-san]

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NSFW DRABBLES

my last post flopped so hard I'm in disbelief lmao. Edit: Jungkook geo archon hence confirmed 😭😭😭😭😭 sorry for mistake y'all 💀��

Zhongli x afab reader. Childe x afab reader. Neuvillette x afab reader.

Warnings: degrading, public sex in Childe's part, kitchen sex in Neuvillette's part + forgotten uncooked food-

ZHONGLI

You opened your eyes as the sunlight that peeked in through the curtains shined brightly on them. Groaning, you turn to the side and face your husband, Zhongli. After admiring his face for a good minute you decided it was time to get up.

But before you could even sit up properly he pulled you back in his warm embrace, he tangled your legs and wrapped an arm around your waist to make sure you won't run away. Li~ I need to make breakfast You giggled only to receive a soft slap on your inner thigh.

He moved his hands towards your panties, his oversized shirt which was worn by you made the task easier and he buried his face in your neck, inhaling your vanilla scent. He hummed as his fingers drew lazy but slightly firm circles over your nub. You're not going anywhere, my love

He mumbled out before sliding your panties to the side, you were already wet considering the sinful thoughts that were running through your mind. You felt him enter two of his fingers 

and finger you slowly, almost lazily, So wet for me~

CHILDE

You gasped as Childe pushed you against the elevator wall and attacked your neck with kisses while his hands held your waist tightly. You had decided to visit him at work and bumped into one of the employees who was rumored to be crushing on you, you apologized to him in a state of pure panic as you realized his documents had fallen on the floor in a mess, so to calm you down, he cracked a joke. You giggled at the joke and that's when Tartaglia saw you, his jealousy and over protectiveness took over which ended up with you in this position while he busied himself with marking your neck. You're only mine, couldn't you see he was so into you 

He growled in the crook of your neck before sucking on your sweet spot. You moaned softly I don't care about him You clarified and threw your head back to give him more access.

Of course, you don't He stated boldly, his hands trailed down your body and slipped under your skirt, his hand came in contact with your exposed wet core which made him scoff, No panties? Slut He said as he unbuckled his belt. 

He took out his huge, hard and veiny member, he rubbed his tip on your swollen clit which made you whine from sensitivity, P-Please You whimpered but were only ignored as he continued to rub his tip on your clit and entrance teasingly, This is your punishment for not wearing panties

NEUVILLETTE

You sang along with the music and swayed your hips while cooking dinner, you were wearing your husband's t-shirt while your hair was in a low messy bun. Hm, someone's looking happy You heard Neuvillette's voice, you paused the music and turned off the stove before looking at him.

You walked over to him with a smile on your face, You're looking happy too~ You replied and wrapped your arms around his neck while checking him out. He was wearing his usual attire but he still looked so unbelievably fine. 

He smirked and picked you up, placing you on the counter and standing between your legs. He looked in your eyes deeply before his gaze traveled down to your lips, he licked his lips and smashed them on yours. His lips licking yours before pushing his tongue in your mouth.

The two of you engaged yourselves in a hungry and hot make-out session, you were so busy in trying to dominate him that you didn't notice when he pulled down his jeans and took out his hard veiny cock, he pushed your panties to the side and thrusted in taking you by surprise. He fucked you mercilessly on the counter, the uncooked dinner being long forgotten. 

[komelrebi-san]

my pookie bear sweetie pie honey bun bun!! <3

just a quick little nsfw drabble

for my wifey! @zhonglisbeloved

tw: MDNI!! dom! gn! reader x sub! him, cock can be read as strap

please, he begged. please, i need you.

naturally, you refused. you had work to do, after all. and plus, you've only just done this yesterday until he quite literally stopped being able to function. his body needed a break, at least.

but that didn't seem to be what he thought, obviously, because he only continued begging you. no matter how much you tried to coax him away, nothing seemed to work.

you'd be heartless if you continued to refuse him, seriously. who were you to keep saying no to him?

and so, there he was, face down ass up in front of you on the bed. his ass cheeks were swollen from spanking, bulbous tip an angry red from teasing. he looks pretty like this, you think. of course, he always looks pretty - large watery eyes, pouty lips, soft hair and chiseled chin. but he looks prettiest when he's like this - fucked stupid, helplessly horny and so needy until he's barely able to think anything besides you being inside him.

oh, how could he ever get off by himself again after he met you? you fucked him so good that his mind refused to think, his mouth refused to form words, and his fist could never feel as good as you being inside him. he's got no words to describe-

oh, shit. that's the spot. right there. the spot that you always effortlessly reached deep inside him that made his head go numb, made him see stars, made a waterfall of tears roll out of his eyes, made his legs shake and his cock get impossibly harder.

tug on his hair or reach forward to bully his dick? oh, he's done for.

it's too much, it's coo much! he's still sensitive- wait-

no, it's never enough. more. he needs more. again. please. he's begging you.

mhm, who are you to deny him when he's such a sweet little thing, begging for you like such a good boy?

---satoru, choso, neuvillette, xiao, venti, +your faves <3

[komelrebi-san]

my love‼️ <333

just a quick little nsfw drabble

for my wifey! @zhonglisbeloved

tw: MDNI!! dom! gn! reader x sub! him, cock can be read as strap

please, he begged. please, i need you.

naturally, you refused. you had work to do, after all. and plus, you've only just done this yesterday until he quite literally stopped being able to function. his body needed a break, at least.

but that didn't seem to be what he thought, obviously, because he only continued begging you. no matter how much you tried to coax him away, nothing seemed to work.

you'd be heartless if you continued to refuse him, seriously. who were you to keep saying no to him?

and so, there he was, face down ass up in front of you on the bed. his ass cheeks were swollen from spanking, bulbous tip an angry red from teasing. he looks pretty like this, you think. of course, he always looks pretty - large watery eyes, pouty lips, soft hair and chiseled chin. but he looks prettiest when he's like this - fucked stupid, helplessly horny and so needy until he's barely able to think anything besides you being inside him.

oh, how could he ever get off by himself again after he met you? you fucked him so good that his mind refused to think, his mouth refused to form words, and his fist could never feel as good as you being inside him. he's got no words to describe-

oh, shit. that's the spot. right there. the spot that you always effortlessly reached deep inside him that made his head go numb, made him see stars, made a waterfall of tears roll out of his eyes, made his legs shake and his cock get impossibly harder.

tug on his hair or reach forward to bully his dick? oh, he's done for.

it's too much, it's coo much! he's still sensitive- wait-

no, it's never enough. more. he needs more. again. please. he's begging you.

mhm, who are you to deny him when he's such a sweet little thing, begging for you like such a good boy?

---satoru, choso, neuvillette, xiao, venti, +your faves <3

[komelrebi-san]

just a quick little nsfw drabble

for my wifey! @zhonglisbeloved

tw: MDNI!! dom! gn! reader x sub! him, cock can be read as strap

please, he begged. please, i need you.

naturally, you refused. you had work to do, after all. and plus, you've only just done this yesterday until he quite literally stopped being able to function. his body needed a break, at least.

but that didn't seem to be what he thought, obviously, because he only continued begging you. no matter how much you tried to coax him away, nothing seemed to work.

you'd be heartless if you continued to refuse him, seriously. who were you to keep saying no to him?

and so, there he was, face down ass up in front of you on the bed. his ass cheeks were swollen from spanking, bulbous tip an angry red from teasing. he looks pretty like this, you think. of course, he always looks pretty - large watery eyes, pouty lips, soft hair and chiseled chin. but he looks prettiest when he's like this - fucked stupid, helplessly horny and so needy until he's barely able to think anything besides you being inside him.

oh, how could he ever get off by himself again after he met you? you fucked him so good that his mind refused to think, his mouth refused to form words, and his fist could never feel as good as you being inside him. he's got no words to describe-

oh, shit. that's the spot. right there. the spot that you always effortlessly reached deep inside him that made his head go numb, made him see stars, made a waterfall of tears roll out of his eyes, made his legs shake and his cock get impossibly harder.

tug on his hair or reach forward to bully his dick? oh, he's done for.

it's too much, it's coo much! he's still sensitive- wait-

no, it's never enough. more. he needs more. again. please. he's begging you.

mhm, who are you to deny him when he's such a sweet little thing, begging for you like such a good boy?

---satoru, choso, neuvillette, xiao, venti, +your faves <3

[komelrebi-san]

I LOVE YOUUUUUUUU <333 😭😭😭😭😭😭

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wife appreciation <3

[komelrebi-san]

LMFAOOO SWEETIE IT'S OKAY WE ARE ALL LIKE THIS AT SOME POINT

gojo drabble bc i miss him 💔

tw: MDNI!!, oral f! receiving, fem bodied! reader, rich! popular! kinda bratty reader, vaginal fingering, semi-public sex, gojo is failing school and reader is a top scorer lol, highschool! au, lemme know if there's anything else!

@zhonglisbeloved WIFEY &lt;3

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'please, y/n. I need to pass this class.'

you snorted at the white haired boy standing in front of your desk, his hands together as he begged you to help him with his project. oh, how sweet it feels, to see the guy who acted like he's on top of the whole world suddenly turn into a pretty doll at your feet.

'no.' your voice was dry, curt, perhaps a bit more than necessary. but then again, why should you give a fuck about his feelings out of all people? puh-lease, you've got better things to do than that.

'whyyyy?' he whined, widening his cerulean blue eyes he tried to show you the best puppy eyes he could manage.

'because i've got better things to do.' you scowled, standing up and turning to leave the classroom. most of the students have left by now, and in another few seconds you'd be left alone with him.

'please! i'll do anything!' he begged, large hand darting out to clasp around your wrist. you tugged, but you couldn't free yourself from his grasp. your eyes zeroed in on his long dextrous fingers, his pale skin, his prominent knuckles, the veins on the back of his hand, the muscles flexing in his arm.

fuck.

you'd be lying if you said gojo satoru wasn't hot. fluffy white hair, bright blue eyes and a body fresh for drooling over, he's the 'it' boy on campus. to be fair, his whole friend group was hot, but he never failed to stand out. girls and boys alike, juniors and seniors, tossed their affection at him everyday, and it's no surprise you found yourself eyeing him now and then.

you could have him if you wanted, really. you could have anything if you wanted. to match with him, students threw themselves at your feet, countless praises are sent your way every few seconds. but where's the fun in claiming things you already own?

it's much more fun if you left him hanging, making him chase you instead.

'anything?' you raised an eyebrow at him. by now, you both were alone in the classroom. he bit his lip, nodding feverishly.

'anything.' he replied, licking his lips nervously. your eyes dart over to the pink muscle, your gaze tracing the outline of his plump, soft lips.

'mhm. i don't know what your 'anything' can be, really.' you sighed and frowned in fake pity. 'i bet i can buy you whole with my monthly allowance.'

he scowled, grip on your wrist tightening as a vein in his arm flexed. 'that attitude of yours. fix it.' he pulled you closer to him, glare piercing through you.

a heat grew between your legs, and your core began pulsing feverishly. you swallowed and looked up at him, a coy smile on your lips. 'what if i don't?'

and that's how you ended up on your desk, skirt hiked up on your waist, head through back with satoru's face buried between your thighs. your mind was hazy, tears gathered at the corners of your eyes when he repeated curled his fingers up to prod against the gummy spot in your cunt that made you see stars. your bottom lip was swollen from you biting it to hold your noises back, and you helplessly tugged at satoru's hair.

's-satoru! i- i'm- nngh!' you could barely form a sentence. a knot had formed so tightly in your lower tummy, threatening to snap at any second.

'nuh uh, not so fast, sweetheart.' you felt the vibrations against your clit as he spoke, and it sent another wave of heat up your core. he reached impossibly deeper in your walls, knuckles right up against the rim of your hole. 'help me get work done and i'll let you cum, how's that?'

'n-never!' you gasped, hips bucking up involuntarily to meet the pumps of his fingers.

'mhm, but that's not what your pretty little pussy is saying.' he replied teasingly, scissoring his fingers inside your walls. your cunt clamped down on his fingers immediately, and a loud cry ripped out of your throat. 'ooh, you're getting even tighter. sure you still wanna deny me?' he pressed his lips to your clit, swirling his tongue around the bud.

a muffled scream left your lips, and you squirted right into his awaiting mouth. he chuckled, leaning in to suck on your clit. 'ahh, seems like your pretty cunt gave in. too bad for you, mhm?'

you whimpered, tears rolling down your cheeks at the overstimulation. 'f-fuck you, gojo.' he pulled his fingers out and licked them, groaning at your taste. you stared, wide eyed as you felt another wave of heat shot down straight to your pussy.

'mhm. we'll get to it, don't you worry. be patient.' he winked and put down a slip of paper on your desk. 'call me later, yeah?'

[komelrebi-san]

gojo drabble bc i miss him 💔

tw: MDNI!!, oral f! receiving, fem bodied! reader, rich! popular! kinda bratty reader, vaginal fingering, semi-public sex, gojo is failing school and reader is a top scorer lol, highschool! au, lemme know if there's anything else!

@zhonglisbeloved WIFEY <3

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'please, y/n. I need to pass this class.'

you snorted at the white haired boy standing in front of your desk, his hands together as he begged you to help him with his project. oh, how sweet it feels, to see the guy who acted like he's on top of the whole world suddenly turn into a pretty doll at your feet.

'no.' your voice was dry, curt, perhaps a bit more than necessary. but then again, why should you give a fuck about his feelings out of all people? puh-lease, you've got better things to do than that.

'whyyyy?' he whined, widening his cerulean blue eyes he tried to show you the best puppy eyes he could manage.

'because i've got better things to do.' you scowled, standing up and turning to leave the classroom. most of the students have left by now, and in another few seconds you'd be left alone with him.

'please! i'll do anything!' he begged, large hand darting out to clasp around your wrist. you tugged, but you couldn't free yourself from his grasp. your eyes zeroed in on his long dextrous fingers, his pale skin, his prominent knuckles, the veins on the back of his hand, the muscles flexing in his arm.

fuck.

you'd be lying if you said gojo satoru wasn't hot. fluffy white hair, bright blue eyes and a body fresh for drooling over, he's the 'it' boy on campus. to be fair, his whole friend group was hot, but he never failed to stand out. girls and boys alike, juniors and seniors, tossed their affection at him everyday, and it's no surprise you found yourself eyeing him now and then.

you could have him if you wanted, really. you could have anything if you wanted. to match with him, students threw themselves at your feet, countless praises are sent your way every few seconds. but where's the fun in claiming things you already own?

it's much more fun if you left him hanging, making him chase you instead.

'anything?' you raised an eyebrow at him. by now, you both were alone in the classroom. he bit his lip, nodding feverishly.

'anything.' he replied, licking his lips nervously. your eyes dart over to the pink muscle, your gaze tracing the outline of his plump, soft lips.

'mhm. i don't know what your 'anything' can be, really.' you sighed and frowned in fake pity. 'i bet i can buy you whole with my monthly allowance.'

he scowled, grip on your wrist tightening as a vein in his arm flexed. 'that attitude of yours. fix it.' he pulled you closer to him, glare piercing through you.

a heat grew between your legs, and your core began pulsing feverishly. you swallowed and looked up at him, a coy smile on your lips. 'what if i don't?'

and that's how you ended up on your desk, skirt hiked up on your waist, head thrown back with satoru's face buried between your thighs. your mind was hazy, tears gathered at the corners of your eyes when he repeatedly curled his fingers up to prod against the gummy spot in your cunt that made you see stars. your bottom lip was swollen from you biting it to hold your noises back, and you helplessly tugged at satoru's hair.

's-satoru! i- i'm- nngh!' you could barely form a sentence. a knot had formed so tightly in your lower tummy, threatening to snap at any second.

'nuh uh, not so fast, sweetheart.' you felt the vibrations against your clit as he spoke, and it sent another wave of heat up your core. he reached impossibly deeper in your walls, knuckles right up against the rim of your hole. 'help me get work done and i'll let you cum, how's that?'

'n-never!' you gasped, hips bucking up involuntarily to meet the pumps of his fingers.

'mhm, but that's not what your pretty little pussy is saying.' he replied teasingly, scissoring his fingers inside your walls. your cunt clamped down on his fingers immediately, and a loud cry ripped out of your throat. 'ooh, you're getting even tighter. sure you still wanna deny me?' he pressed his lips to your clit, swirling his tongue around the bud.

a muffled scream left your lips, and you squirted right into his awaiting mouth. he chuckled, leaning in to suck on your clit again. 'ahh, seems like your pretty cunt gave in. too bad for you, mhm?'

you whimpered, tears rolling down your cheeks at the overstimulation. 'f-fuck you, gojo.' he pulled his fingers out and licked them, groaning at your taste. you stared, wide eyed as you felt another wave of heat shot down straight to your pussy.

'mhm. we'll get to it, don't you worry. be patient.' he winked and put down a slip of paper on your desk. 'call me later, yeah?'

[komelrebi-san]

WIFEY <3

nanami drabble <3

remember, ladies: nanami kento is the standard @zhonglisbeloved

he hasn't felt this happy in sometime, he thought.

the past few weeks were filled with meetings and random little business trips, and goodness, damn the person who invented overtime.

and god, did he adore you. he felt guilty for not paying attention to you, for not being able to give you any more affection than the chaste little kisses before he left for work. you were barely awake when he left, and half asleep by the time he returned, yet you were always there for him, somehow - little packets of sweets in his briefcase to keep him going, loving notes in his suit jacket pocket to remind him you were always there for him, and the occasional call he was able to answer in between meetings.

he loves you, really. he really, really does. so much so that it hurts, that it's a persistent ache, reminding him of how much he'd been neglecting you. he loves you so much that he struggled to find words.

but those painstaking days of work were over, and finally he was allowed a few evenings to himself. and of course, he doesn't hesitate to spend them with you.

despite your protests for him to rest, he took you on a date, in one of the most expensive restaurants in the city.

kento, honey, it's expensive. i don't mind cooking for us. you'd said, cheeks flushing.

but he doesn't care. it's not like he was in dire need of money, quite the opposite, actually. he felt the dire need to pamper you, to find all kinds of ways to spoil you and show you that his love for you overflowed.

'thank you, kento.' you spoke up quietly, dainty little hand finding its way into his larger one. he looked down at you, eyes carefully studying the crinkling at the corner of your eyes, the curves of your lips, the softness of your cheeks. oh, he loves you. so much.

'it's nothing, dearest.' he replied, a genuine smile making its way to his lips.

and with a smooth manoeuvre, he pulled you closer to him on his other side so that you walked on the inside of the sidewalk, slinging an arm around your waist. your cheeks reddened, and you looked up at him with a soft smile on your lips, gaze overflowing with love and adoration.

this is how its meant to be, he thought.

[komelrebi-san]

nanami drabble <3

remember, ladies: nanami kento is the standard @zhonglisbeloved

he hasn't felt this happy in sometime, he thought.

the past few weeks were filled with meetings and random little business trips, and goodness, damn the person who invented overtime.

and god, did he adore you. he felt guilty for not paying attention to you, for not being able to give you any more affection than the chaste little kisses before he left for work. you were barely awake when he left, and half asleep by the time he returned, yet you were always there for him, somehow - little packets of sweets in his briefcase to keep him going, loving notes in his suit jacket pocket to remind him you were always there for him, and the occasional call he was able to answer in between meetings.

he loves you, really. he really, really does. so much so that it hurts, that it's a persistent ache, reminding him of how much he'd been neglecting you. he loves you so much that he struggled to find words.

but those painstaking days of work were over, and finally he was allowed a few evenings to himself. and of course, he doesn't hesitate to spend them with you.

despite your protests for him to rest, he took you on a date, in one of the most expensive restaurants in the city.

kento, honey, it's expensive. i don't mind cooking for us. you'd said, cheeks flushing.

but he doesn't care. it's not like he was in dire need of money, quite the opposite, actually. he felt the dire need to pamper you, to find all kinds of ways to spoil you and show you that his love for you overflowed.

'thank you, kento.' you spoke up quietly, dainty little hand finding its way into his larger one. he looked down at you, eyes carefully studying the crinkling at the corner of your eyes, the curves of your lips, the softness of your cheeks. oh, he loves you. so much.

'it's nothing, dearest.' he replied, a genuine smile making its way to his lips.

and with a smooth manoeuvre, he pulled you closer to him on his other side so that you walked on the inside of the sidewalk, slinging an arm around your waist. your cheeks reddened, and you looked up at him with a soft smile on your lips, gaze overflowing with love and adoration.

this is how its meant to be, he thought.

[komelrebi-san]

SHH

SHHHHHH

ILY MOST

xiao is in love!

a/n: so sorry for not posting for so long i was dying from school 😭

@zhonglisbeloved my love <3

feat. xiao + not being able to understand what this weird fluttery feeling in his chest is

contents: gn! reader, feat! aether + paimon, modern high school AU, pure fluff!, oblivious xiao and oblivious reader and aether trying his best to be cupid

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xiao thinks you'd passed on some kind of bug onto him.

it's so annoying, he thinks. this weird fluttery feeling in his chest when he sees your smile; the way that he just feels hot all over when you wave at him and suddenly his face is bright red; the fact that his palms go sweaty and clammy and his knees shake when you speak to him.

it's so annoying.

he swears, if you ever talk to him again, he's probably going to pass out. this annoying sickness isn't going away. it's like you've plagued his mind as well, all he can do is grumble about you and resent the fact that you'd passed something onto him.

he hates you. he really does. he hates the fact that now he can't shake you off, because he feels his breath hitch and his mind go cloudy at the tiniest things you do.

he really hates you. so much. he resents you.

'oh xiao~' paimon cooed one day during lunch, tilting her head. 'you're in love!' xiao glanced at the little girl, scowling as his face immediately flushed red.

'shut up.' he grumbled. why does this munchkin of a girl sit with him and aether anyway? how old is she, even? she looked like a toddler.

'...i think paimon's right.' aether chuckled, gently pushing paimon out of the way so that she could go sit with the other girls, leaving the both of them alone.

'i hate them.' xiao spat, crossing his arms and huffing. 'they're so annoying and they just- they just irritate me. their very existence frustrates me.'

'how come?' aether furrowed his brows. he was confused, to say the least. he knew you had the biggest fattest crush on him, and it's obvious that xiao liked you too.

'they just piss me off.' xiao huffed, turning his head away. 'and i think they passed some silly illness onto me and it's not going away.'

'illness?' aether looked up at him from his lunch. were you ever sick in the last few weeks?

'i just feel so hot and bothered when they're around. my hands go shaky and clammy. i can't even function properly anymore.' xiao scowled. 'i can't even feel myself breath properly around them.'

ah, there it was. aether thought. he's definitely in love.

'but why are you so certain that it's a bad thing?' aether chuckled. this whole situation amused him greatly. xiao? in love? goodness, has the sun decided to rise from the west instead of the east?

'because i can barely think straight around them. it's frustrating.' xiao deadpanned, clearly exasperated. 'you just don't get me, do you? wait until you catch the same sickness as well.'

as if on cue, paimon's loud giggles were heard from across the cafeteria. aether grinned at seeing paimon dragging you over. ah, it seems she's already planned it out.

'xiao! say hi!' paimon stopped in front their table, pushing you in front.

'hey.' you smiled softly, giving both boys a cute little wave. immediately, xiao's cheeks flushed a crimson red and he quickly turned his face away.

aether glanced at paimon, and paimon winked back. oh, xiao's in love.

[komelrebi-san]

yes we love xiao BUT

I LOVE YOU <3

xiao is in love!

a/n: so sorry for not posting for so long i was dying from school 😭

@zhonglisbeloved my love <3

feat. xiao + not being able to understand what this weird fluttery feeling in his chest is

contents: gn! reader, feat! aether + paimon, modern high school AU, pure fluff!, oblivious xiao and oblivious reader and aether trying his best to be cupid

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xiao thinks you'd passed on some kind of bug onto him.

it's so annoying, he thinks. this weird fluttery feeling in his chest when he sees your smile; the way that he just feels hot all over when you wave at him and suddenly his face is bright red; the fact that his palms go sweaty and clammy and his knees shake when you speak to him.

it's so annoying.

he swears, if you ever talk to him again, he's probably going to pass out. this annoying sickness isn't going away. it's like you've plagued his mind as well, all he can do is grumble about you and resent the fact that you'd passed something onto him.

he hates you. he really does. he hates the fact that now he can't shake you off, because he feels his breath hitch and his mind go cloudy at the tiniest things you do.

he really hates you. so much. he resents you.

'oh xiao~' paimon cooed one day during lunch, tilting her head. 'you're in love!' xiao glanced at the little girl, scowling as his face immediately flushed red.

'shut up.' he grumbled. why does this munchkin of a girl sit with him and aether anyway? how old is she, even? she looked like a toddler.

'...i think paimon's right.' aether chuckled, gently pushing paimon out of the way so that she could go sit with the other girls, leaving the both of them alone.

'i hate them.' xiao spat, crossing his arms and huffing. 'they're so annoying and they just- they just irritate me. their very existence frustrates me.'

'how come?' aether furrowed his brows. he was confused, to say the least. he knew you had the biggest fattest crush on him, and it's obvious that xiao liked you too.

'they just piss me off.' xiao huffed, turning his head away. 'and i think they passed some silly illness onto me and it's not going away.'

'illness?' aether looked up at him from his lunch. were you ever sick in the last few weeks?

'i just feel so hot and bothered when they're around. my hands go shaky and clammy. i can't even function properly anymore.' xiao scowled. 'i can't even feel myself breath properly around them.'

ah, there it was. aether thought. he's definitely in love.

'but why are you so certain that it's a bad thing?' aether chuckled. this whole situation amused him greatly. xiao? in love? goodness, has the sun decided to rise from the west instead of the east?

'because i can barely think straight around them. it's frustrating.' xiao deadpanned, clearly exasperated. 'you just don't get me, do you? wait until you catch the same sickness as well.'

as if on cue, paimon's loud giggles were heard from across the cafeteria. aether grinned at seeing paimon dragging you over. ah, it seems she's already planned it out.

'xiao! say hi!' paimon stopped in front their table, pushing you in front.

'hey.' you smiled softly, giving both boys a cute little wave. immediately, xiao's cheeks flushed a crimson red and he quickly turned his face away.

aether glanced at paimon, and paimon winked back. oh, xiao's in love.

[komelrebi-san]

xiao is in love!

a/n: so sorry for not posting for so long i was dying from school 😭

@zhonglisbeloved my love <3

feat. xiao + not being able to understand what this weird fluttery feeling in his chest is

contents: gn! reader, feat! aether + paimon, modern high school AU, pure fluff!, oblivious xiao and oblivious reader and aether trying his best to be cupid

don't like, don't read

xiao thinks you'd passed on some kind of bug onto him.

it's so annoying, he thinks. this weird fluttery feeling in his chest when he sees your smile; the way that he just feels hot all over when you wave at him and suddenly his face is bright red; the fact that his palms go sweaty and clammy and his knees shake when you speak to him.

it's so annoying.

he swears, if you ever talk to him again, he's probably going to pass out. this annoying sickness isn't going away. it's like you've plagued his mind as well, all he can do is grumble about you and resent the fact that you'd passed something onto him.

he hates you. he really does. he hates the fact that now he can't shake you off, because he feels his breath hitch and his mind go cloudy at the tiniest things you do.

he really hates you. so much. he resents you.

'oh xiao~' paimon cooed one day during lunch, tilting her head. 'you're in love!' xiao glanced at the little girl, scowling as his face immediately flushed red.

'shut up.' he grumbled. why does this munchkin of a girl sit with him and aether anyway? how old is she, even? she looked like a toddler.

'...i think paimon's right.' aether chuckled, gently pushing paimon out of the way so that she could go sit with the other girls, leaving the both of them alone.

'i hate them.' xiao spat, crossing his arms and huffing. 'they're so annoying and they just- they just irritate me. their very existence frustrates me.'

'how come?' aether furrowed his brows. he was confused, to say the least. he knew you had the biggest fattest crush on him, and it's obvious that xiao liked you too.

'they just piss me off.' xiao huffed, turning his head away. 'and i think they passed some silly illness onto me and it's not going away.'

'illness?' aether looked up at him from his lunch. were you ever sick in the last few weeks?

'i just feel so hot and bothered when they're around. my hands go shaky and clammy. i can't even function properly anymore.' xiao scowled. 'i can't even feel myself breath properly around them.'

ah, there it was. aether thought. he's definitely in love.

'but why are you so certain that it's a bad thing?' aether chuckled. this whole situation amused him greatly. xiao? in love? goodness, has the sun decided to rise from the west instead of the east?

'because i can barely think straight around them. it's frustrating.' xiao deadpanned, clearly exasperated. 'you just don't get me, do you? wait until you catch the same sickness as well.'

as if on cue, paimon's loud giggles were heard from across the cafeteria. aether grinned at seeing paimon dragging you over. ah, it seems she's already planned it out.

'xiao! say hi!' paimon stopped in front their table, pushing you in front.

'hey.' you smiled softly, giving both boys a cute little wave. immediately, xiao's cheeks flushed a crimson red and he quickly turned his face away.

aether glanced at paimon, and paimon winked back. oh, xiao's in love.