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destructive-dancer

Live at your own house for once, and maybe you won't have to see my bad side.

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I drove a tank once. I think as a respectable student from "Get the fuck off my dick" High School, I can take us there just fine.

And the Hinatatas are for me, obviously. I wouldn't try to kill you off with your allergies or anything, [fake ass laughter], but seriously. Get in before I strap you into the booster seat.

Get in the car, Saionji. We're going to McDonalds to pick up some Hinatatas and Nekomaru NiDICK.

MOTHERFUCKER YOU CAN’T DRIVE, I AIN’T GETTING IN THAT SHIT ASS CAR

And you know I’m allergic to Hinatatas!

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"Right. Heard you loud and clear."

[Proceeds to write 'Bury a bomb with the blonde devil spawn. Prevent the zombie Saionji au at all costs.'] "I'm going to be a single parent because of your life choices. I hope you're happy."

koizumisdespair replied to your post:"Remember that time I took Peko-chan’s glasses~?"

"I’m digging your grave early. What do you want your obituary to say?"

"I want it to say "Bury Big Sis Koizumi with me" on it! Because I’m dragging you straight to hell with me!"

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Hey hey hey, here's a shout out coming to you live. So shslfanboyofhope is hosting a loose roleplay group for Mastermind and Despair muses, and they could really use some support in getting the word out.

http://espritdedesespoir.tumblr.com/

So yes! Check them out, whether it's for reference, or if you're looking for ways to spark a plot. 

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if only super beta ronpa 2—

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By: 木崎七

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Mind the spoiler

Koizumi Mahiru for a twitter request `v´

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Koizumi Fourth Freetime Event

The dramatic sequel to Koizumi Third Freetime Event!

It’s been like 9 months since I translated this and no one yet stepped up to the translate the rest of these, so here I go. FTE below the cut:

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Um...

Not quite. Well, maybe. She is SHSL Light Music Club Member, so maybe she did have to dress up as Oregano at one point.

But of course I'm going to ask how you know this. If there's some impostor or lookalike going around, I'm going to take the fall for whatever they do. 

What if someone else has seen this lookalike? How am I going to explain that?

I feel like you have once. Or this chick that looked like you, I dunno.

Don’t ask how I know this.

So like, Ibuki-chan? Does she dress up like spices and dance around singing? I mean I know she does the last part, but I never thought she’d be that weird.

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[ Watching Saionji jump felt both cruel and amusing, and she let the girl have a small work out until the blonde had enough. ]

Right, right. One second. 

[She laughed, trying not to wheeze as she got on one knee. She had a feeling that she was going to regret trying to stand up with Saionji's weight all over her arms. Saionji might've had buff Nidai legs, but Mahiru lacked buff Nidai arms. ]

Whenever you're ready.

I do believe it’s my business if I’m going to be involved in such a manner. No, no! You’re close, put down one of your arms. Or keep it up, I don’t really care. Lemme just…

[She could barely even reach the other’s arm, in fact it was kinda funny watching her try to jump.]

Kneel down or something first! Fucking hell…

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I have not, nor will I ever, participate in pornographic film. 

Please don't go spreading around weird rumors. 

The Spice Girls are one of those upbeat pop groups from the 90s. So, you know...a music group. 

Are you suuuuuuuure it’s not Mexican porno? I think it is. The fuck’s a spice girl? Like some chick dressing up as oregano? Anise? Cinnamon?

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It's none of your business where it's gonna go until we figure out if you can do this or not.

[ Having a feeling that this was going to be a bit more invasive than originally planned, she gulped, hesitating until both of her arms were fully stretched out. ]

So, uh. Something like this is fine, right? 

I can only wonder where the hell that’s gonna go

WHATEVER! Just. Move your arm out girl, I can’t do it if you’re keeping your arms by your side. Unless I’m standing on you like some freakish parrot, which I’m pretty sure breaks the laws of physics.

…That sounds like a lot of fun actually I like breaking the laws of physics.

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Hm. If you can't?

You'll let me take a picture of you in any pose I want. Though I'm starting to think that you really can do it. Too late to back out now, though.

And what's wrong with my skinny legs? I can learn. I can adapt. Don't tell me what I can't do.

Aaaaand if I can’t? What’s the option there? I can totally do it you’re trying to ruin my dreams again Girl you have a looooooot of work ahead of you if you plan to be a pole dancer! Not with those skinny ass legs!