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First time I've seen Death kick someone in the nads...

Totentanz: Der Gastwirt (1650/Radierung) - Conrad Meyer
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https://archiveofourown.org/works/60246082/chapters/163723636
Ch 21 is up!
#nara shikamaru#naruto#naruto shippuden#shikamaru nara#fanfic#fanfiction#kakuzu#deidara#hoshigaki kisame#kisame hoshigaki#uchiha obito#itachi uchiha#obito uchiha#uchiha itachi#pain naruto#konan naruto#black zetsu#white zetsu#naruto tobi
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the idea of protists is really funny. Ah yes, the kingdoms of life: Animals, Plants, Fungi, and Don't worry about it:)
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Who TF thought that was a good name for anyone or anything?
this stallion’s name is SENDING me

I've gotten like 5 submissions of this stud and I saw him on Facebook earlier and died WHAT A NAME
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@navigatorsghost

stop to smell the flowers :O]
it's good for you!
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I can't even see the word "rouge" in the fricking department store without assuming some dd..struggling soul is misspelling "rogue"
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https://archiveofourown.org/works/60246082/chapters/163177651
Ch 20 is up!
#nara shikamaru#naruto#naruto shippuden#shikamaru nara#fanfic#fanfiction#kakuzu#deidara#hoshigaki kisame#kisame hoshigaki#uchiha obito#obito uchiha#uchiha itachi#itachi uchiha
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I'm staying in a haunted castle this week so I've brought my all-important protective item with me.

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Ah I totally forgot to share the Valentine's diplocaulus here! After answering an ask about diplocaulus, too... Guess I'll have to announce the next drop here first to make up for it.
The Valentine's themed wee babies with their heart-shaped heads are all gone, but I'll definitely do more (likely less pink) varieties in the future and you can wait for those here. The large blue-eyed one is actually still available here!
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Hollywood archaeology: Secret treasure! Hidden maps! Ancient tombs!
Actual archaeology:
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https://archiveofourown.org/works/60246082/chapters/162636091
Ch 19 is up!
#nara shikamaru#naruto#naruto shippuden#shikamaru nara#fanfic#fanfiction#kakuzu#deidara#uchiha obito#obito uchiha
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WITHOUT THE FISH, NOTHING CAN BE DONE!

Hollandus, Johan Isaac: Sammlung unterschiedlicher bewährter Chymischer Schriften, c. 1746
"The sixth secret sign is the fish, which stands in the middle of the hand and signifies Mercury. Without the fish, nothing can be done; it is the beginning, middle, and end, and it is the priest who must spiritualize everything. It is also the man and the seed; it is the water from which all metals have originated and is the principle of all arts and the highest of all secrets."
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I just woke up and brained this as the fish loudly singing "Emiliaaaaaaaano Narducciiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii!" like an opera aria.

Emiliano Narducci
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