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In case you need more Merthur fluff rn I just uploaded a One-shot called Loving you was never hard Including a George moment, lots of kisses, insults and domestic fluff

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YES loved that fic!!! We need more vet fics

Vet Merlin 🐏 All Things Loved & Lovesick

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Well Leon knows Arthur would simply not function without Merlin and if Arthur stops functioning the whole kingdom will suffer so when he was approached by some lady asking him about Merlin and his role in the castle and stuff he was suspicious. Of course he let her know Merlin was off the market but it didn't deter her and so he kept an eye on her. She sent him flowers and sweets and a new neckerchief. That's clearly where Leon had to draw the line. He burned the scarf so Arthur wouldn't suspect anything and was about to confront the woman when he saw her enchanting a bottle of wine.

Leon obviously knew about Merlin’s magic and that it wasn't evil per se but enchanting a wine bottle? That didn't sit right with him so he brought it to Gaius.

The physician confirmed his suspicion that it had been a love spell. So it was clear he had do to something. Together with the rest of the knights he arrested her and made sure she would never endanger Camelot ever again

Sir Leon casually mentioning that he threw some noble in the dungeon in his report.

Arthur: Wait what did he do??

Leon: Oh right. He gifted Merlin sweets and asked if he wanted to have a picnic with him, Sire. But his family is an important ally, so I had to refrain from executing him.

Arthur, now very confused and trying hard not to let his jealousy show because he wants to be a good, just king: Leon courting Merlin is not a crime

Leon confused as well: Well of course it's not written down like that. But courting the kings... Uhm *clearing his throat and staring at the floor awkwardly* lover is quite disrespectful.

Arthur now blushing furiously sputters: Merlin?! My lover?!

Leon: Uh Sorry I didn't mean to offend you... Or him! I just thought you wanted the marriage to stay secret. I mean yes he always is carrying Queen Ygraines sigil with him but I just-

Arthur: LEON! Merlin is my servant. I'd never- I can't- He's just my servant nothing more. Please tell me you haven't told anyone of this crazy assumption of yours

Leon, disbelieving after a loooong moment of silence: My CRAZY assumption!?!? Wha- YOU'VE BEEN UNDRESSING HIM WITH YOUR EYES EVERY TIME YOU TWO ARE IN THE SAME ROOM!!! I didn't have to tell anyone!!!

Arthur: So who else thinks-

Leon: EVERYONE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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You know whats heartbreaking as someone who writes? To write a scene you love but you realize later on you have to cut it out for whatever reason and then you recycle some of the lines from that but they never hit the same and if now just feels like you put tape over something broken. And the readers don't know but ah I KNOW! I KNOW WHAT IS IN MY CANCELED SCENES DOCUMENT 💔

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Merlin fans be like: k*llgarrah

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@thedragonlies thank you for the tag pls snuggle you cats from me as well!!!! I'm looking forward to 1. reading lots of fanfiction, I started to put more effort into my commenting game and now I have three fics bookmarked that I thought were abandoned but they recently updated so that's amazing 2. to hopefully write more this month, I want to upload another chapter of 'I choose you and me religiously' and I've been working on another merthur fic that I would like to transfer from my journal into google docs 3. enjoying some sunny walks with my dog 🐕 Feel tagged if you want to. 🍄

All right, y’all. Instead of April Fools, tell me 3 things you are excited for this April! No joke. XD Here are mine!

1. Working on my novel this month as part of a novel-writing challenge with my writing discord server! ✏️ I am drafting a Neolithic-era love story… Let’s hope it’s not too rocky 😂 🤎

2. The new Trousdale album is coming out on April 11, and I will be seeing them in concert! So I’ve gotta memorize all their lyrics 💪

3. Easter celebrations with my fam! 🐣

Tagging some pals (no pressure!) @hobbitwrangler @frodosrings @from-the-coffee-shop-in-edoras @lady-of-ithilien @nocompromise-noregrets @cilil

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Btw if some of you read my fic "I choose you and me religiously" I haven't abandoned that I just struggle through idk if I want to call it writers block but idk it's hard. Yesterday I was so tired I wrote 1000 words about how exhauted Arthur felt and it was badly written too soooo yeah sorry if u are waiting for an update it will come i promise

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Leon and Gwaine as dads would be crazy are there fanfics about this omg

I need more soft Leon content. Let Aithusa sneak into Camelot just after she hatched and i want Leon to find her and melt. BECAUSE SHES JUST A BABY and he tries so hard to train her to be good because he fears she might become like Kilgharrah. So it freaks him out when she does reckless stupid shit any child would do, as he worries it could be a sign he cant influence her to be good. But in the end he watches Gwaine for 5 minutes and realizes that this chaotic mess of a human being is one of the best men he knows so maybe Aithusa just wants to play and have fun and that's totally okay.

And Merlin eventually finds out and Leon is like: Unhand my daughter

But then Merlin is like: You mean my daughter?!

And Arthur barges in like: OUR daughter! ... Wait Merlin what is happening

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These are the tiny moments I love. It’s the way Arthur’s eyes don’t leave Merlin after he looks away. Not only do they not leave him, but you can literally see his eyes flick around Merlin’s face.

It’s a moment just for Arthur. To observe and appreciate his friend up close. He even does a little gulp as he’s taking in his side profile, his cheekbones, his chin. His Merlin.

Arthur loves Merlin. He was destined to.

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Ahhh I've literally got a Leon & Baby Aithusa story in my finished fics folder - finished it a week or so ago! Will post it at some point. Soft Leon is the best 🥰🥰

Omg please let me know when/if you do I would love to read that!!!! 🔥✨

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I need more soft Leon content. Let Aithusa sneak into Camelot just after she hatched and i want Leon to find her and melt. BECAUSE SHES JUST A BABY and he tries so hard to train her to be good because he fears she might become like Kilgharrah. So it freaks him out when she does reckless stupid shit any child would do, as he worries it could be a sign he cant influence her to be good. But in the end he watches Gwaine for 5 minutes and realizes that this chaotic mess of a human being is one of the best men he knows so maybe Aithusa just wants to play and have fun and that's totally okay.

And Merlin eventually finds out and Leon is like: Unhand my daughter

But then Merlin is like: You mean my daughter?!

And Arthur barges in like: OUR daughter! ... Wait Merlin what is happening

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King Arthur of heart eyes

Also king of Camelot or something

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Sir Leon casually mentioning that he threw some noble in the dungeon in his report.

Arthur: Wait what did he do??

Leon: Oh right. He gifted Merlin sweets and asked if he wanted to have a picnic with him, Sire. But his family is an important ally, so I had to refrain from executing him.

Arthur, now very confused and trying hard not to let his jealousy show because he wants to be a good, just king: Leon courting Merlin is not a crime

Leon confused as well: Well of course it's not written down like that. But courting the kings... Uhm *clearing his throat and staring at the floor awkwardly* lover is quite disrespectful.

Arthur now blushing furiously sputters: Merlin?! My lover?!

Leon: Uh Sorry I didn't mean to offend you... Or him! I just thought you wanted the marriage to stay secret. I mean yes he always is carrying Queen Ygraines sigil with him but I just-

Arthur: LEON! Merlin is my servant. I'd never- I can't- He's just my servant nothing more. Please tell me you haven't told anyone of this crazy assumption of yours

Leon, disbelieving after a loooong moment of silence: My CRAZY assumption!?!? Wha- YOU'VE BEEN UNDRESSING HIM WITH YOUR EYES EVERY TIME YOU TWO ARE IN THE SAME ROOM!!! I didn't have to tell anyone!!!

Arthur: So who else thinks-

Leon: EVERYONE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Look at him of course all of Camelot was head over heels for that man. The only reason nobody ever actively pursued him is because everyone was convinced he was with Arthur.

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if anyone looked at me the way Arthur looks at Merlin I think I would die

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Merlin: Are all dragons like Kilgharrah?

Balinor: Gods no fuck could you imagine

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Imagine Leon's older brother (a bully tbh) would come to Camelot as a noble guest and he would constantly talk shit about Leon and humiliate him in front of everyone but he clearly hadn't anticipated

*2000s teen show intro*

Emrys - THE most powerful sorcerer to ever walk the earth

Arthur Pendragon - The Once and Future King and the best warrior in all of Albion

Sir Lancelot - the man who knows how to use a lance and does it a lot

Sir Percival okay honestly? he was the sweetest guy ever but damn he could crush you with his pinky

Then there's Sir Elyan - he ran away from home at 14, batshit crazy that man

And last but not least the worst enemy one could ever make - Sir Gwaine, he has it all: the looks, the mind, the deep craving for chaos. He will fuck you up, make you beg for mercy, not grant it and make you thank him for it