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I transferred my complete ao3 history from january in numbers (i only used excel on a very very very surface level) ((we are talking sums)) but i wanted to be a cute spreadsheet girlie. Well here we are 24 hours later horrible frustrated because i cannot for the life of me figure out how to tranfer the stupid info into charts ugh

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Merlin 5x02 Arthur's Bane Part 2

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Merlin is a better human than I am because if I was powerful enough i would have blasted that winged dumpster fire into the tartaros in exchange for Arthur's life when he said: "No man no matter how great can know his destiny" after gaslighting me with destiny for ten years

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bbc merlin - 04x02 The Darkest Hour, Part II

5 stages of grief in about 5 seconds

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Writing in english when it's not your first language is cool until you forget the english word for something and have to open the translator only to realize you forgot the word in your first language too and then you just sit there for ten minutes trying to translate a picture in your head

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I wish Balinor would have had the chance to chain Uther up next to Kilgharrah and command the air croc not to harm him so they would just have to sit there and argue until one of them dies.

I think they would have both deserved that.

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- Marya Hornbacher

Merthur Week 2022 | Day 1: Sweetest scene [head rubs]

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How is it possible that I read roughly 200 fics in january. Excuse me. 200??? Am i okay??? Yes all Merthur. ONLY IN JANUARY.

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Sooo where do we go from here ?

Will I ever stop drawing these two ? I think not, thank you very much

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The table was round for a reason

Straight is a concept that Arthur's court rejected. No but really now, queer people flock together, you always find them in groups, so what makes you think the Knights of Camelot were different? Most of them were crushing on both Gwen and Merlin.

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CAN WE TALK ABOUT THIS UNDERRATED TRIO??

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Knights emerging from the forest like fairy-tale woodland critters (BBC Merlin 5x11)

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OMG YES WE HAVE A FIC EVERYONE thank youuuu so much 🙏🏻✨

Married Merthur would be so unhinged imagine Merlin did something to annoy Arthur and the next time they host a ball or something Arthur would force a servant to recite all of Merlin’s titles:

Merlin entering the hall, late as usual

George after using a giant staff to quieten the crowd:

"High King Merlin Ambrosius Pendragon, Leader of the Druids and all the people of Albion, Emrys the long awaited most powerful warlock and sorcerer to ever walk the earth, Court Warlock and the Last Dragonlord, High Priest of the Old Religion, also known as Dragoon the Great and the Dolma and most importantly Protecter of the Once and Future King and his husband High King Arthur Pendragon"

Merlin would be so mad

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Sir Leon is truly the character of all time. The OG knight, has cheated death multiple times, may or may not be immortal, constantly stuck in the middle of Merthur's weird ass sexual tension, started off as a side character and by the end of the story is quite possibly married to the Queen aka one of his childhood besties. Beautiful, wonderful, 10/10.

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I want to be reading fanfic, not writing it. Unfortunately, I want to be reading very specific fanfic which I will in fact first have to write.

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bigger than love

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I fucking hate the ugly gecko