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pigeon

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internal politics 

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to be honest . which I will be , because it is the right thing to do . but I do also enjoy lying sometimes .

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Trade Me > Motors > [type of car, model] > pre 2000s > over 100km > manual 

you’ll find what you’re looking for darling 

me *typing into the pinterest search bar*: scrunkly old fucking car. junker. 90s. aesthetic old shitty car

pinterest: 60s vintage porsche in perfect condition?

me: NO

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and it stays that way. period. 

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"Peppermint Gardens 🍵" by Joe Mortell

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sir... there are children falling through solid earth sir....

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these fools 

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“actually, that is *not* correct; because according to the encyclopaedia of khbskhcewbkbcsekjbd-”

feat. Noah “over it” Graves, Kaheesha “um actually” Clark and Elio “keep a fucking cap on it” Suarez 

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He’s wet, he’s sopping, he tripped on his way to chem 3.11 after beating a stack of gnomes in a lip-sync battle to “Work, Bitch” 

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road works ahead?

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perfect places

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putting this here even though the only people I care for have already seen it on discord 

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fool on the hill

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this is getting ridiculous , I want to be a worm .

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me making decisions for this poor lad whom i've already put through absolute hell:

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@lostinaster @crookedheart @absolute-zero-11

tag your ttrpg characters as these kitties hehe