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your discord pfp and your tumblr pfp are locked in a room together. what happens?
#either clone shenanigans or making funny faces in the mirror#my tumblr pfp is far less evil-looking than my discord pfp but they are both me and therefore both equally evil#and sexy#i almost forgot to mention sexy#...is it considered narcissistic if I'm just stating the facts?
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Anon is kinda concerned with the state of the world, considering how this blog's language-related polls show that the majority of the audience is monolingual. We know English is statistically the most occuring native language on tumblr, but surely not all of the monolinguals are native English speakers? Do people just not pay attention in foreign language classes? Anon knows languages are not as fascinating to everyone as they are to anon, but surely they're not that much of an outlier as a polyglot?
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#i used to know more spanish than I do now#but I didn't use it much as a kid bc my parents were always busy and my school didn't have any spanish speakers#skills are very much use it or lose it#and anon just because people don't know another language doesn't mean they can't engage with another culture in good faith#we live in an age where we have all kinds of technology to facilitate understanding
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#accursed wretch#abominable thing#god's grace is forever denied to thee. thou art not even fit to serve in the armies of the devil himself
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everything is truly so terrible but i just remembered doreen ketchens playing clarinet for her infant grandson and then i was kind of okay again for 36 seconds
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Bridgerton: Anthony and Kate
clingy husband who would do anything for his gorgeous wife
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#i work two jobs right now#barista at a mom and pop coffee house#and cashier/floor stock at a boutique thrift shop#barista one I absolutely LOVE#its like My Thing™#if I got paid a decent wage and had good benefits i could more than happily do that the rest of my life#i'd make a great tavern/innkeeper#on the other hand#the thrift shop is abysmal#nothing against my coworkers#but it is always dusty and the customers?#for so many of them? i've seen pigs with better manners.#its horrible#people literally dropping shit on the floor of they aren't interested#drinks left on rounders#disgusting
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fuck i have to buy bread before it's sold out
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if you could, would you get a cat today?
yes / no
if you already have a cat, then would you get another one
#difficult to say#my definition of “could get a cat today” is having the money and space and resources for a cat#but if someone says “hey this is a free cat if you want it”#I can't do that!!!#i have a big dog!!!!#I can't trust that giant dumbass to not chase the cat!!#and I don't want to stress the cat out either!!!
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#i. am looking. RESPECTFULLY.#(mantra for my poor bisexual heart as I try not to drool)#that's gonna be me one of these days when I finally get a proper schedule for exercise#and figuring out how to get my stupid dopamine-starved brain to eat and drink qt regular intervals#i'm gonna be sooooooo sexy#like moreso than I am currently#imagine... ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
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If it is possible to hate someone you don't even know, then it is possible to love them too.
I love you, fellow human. I hope life is kind to you. May your days be joyful and your worries few.
i always mean it when i say i love you btw
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Knife Wielding Tentacle, 8 years old... My, how time flies...
Happy first birthday Knife-Wielding Tentacle..👍
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#who...#i know this song...#i feel like I'm trying to remember something i've been pummeled into forgetting...
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If you're having a bad day, just remember that it's going to be winter soon and imagine what will happen to all the Cybertrucks ❤️
#is this why billionaires are killing the planet?#so their stupid little shitboxes don't have to deal with (checks notes) normal weather for most areas?
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the minecraft movie couldnt possibly recreate even a shred of the humor found in these screenshots
#okay two of these I understand#crafting a wither star out of three skulls and four soul sand was possible in a very popular mod#and the enchantment table to turn a regular golden apple into an enchanted one is logical#dude probably didn't know/forgot that you can only find them#beef sword though...#i don't know about that one pops
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