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It’s them… About their own story..

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the apothecary diaries basically took over my life for the last few weeks and I need more immediately

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The Batman 2 as directed by me, opening scene

Gordon: "Chief's allowing you back on crime scenes as long as you don't touch anything, or contaminate anything on the scene--"

Robin, popping out of nowhere: "Whoa, you shot that guy?"

Gordon: "Man you brought a kid here?"

Battinson, long suffering: "He brought himself."

Gordon, watching Robin meticulously record evidence before running theories by Batman: "He yours? No? And where exactly did you find this kid?"

Battinson: "Another crime scene."

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A lone swordsman stands in the chamber. He seems... quite lost.

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Nightwing by Dan Panosian

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very funny to me that the planet blowing up part of superman's backstory almost immediately became a problem for comic book writers who wanted more kryptonians to work with. they just have to keep finding increasingly convoluted reasons behind why yet another kryptonian survived. "this is supergirl, she's superman's cousin, her dad also got her off the planet before it exploded!" yeah okay i'll buy that for a dollar. "this is superdog, superman's dad sent him to earth for clark before he died!" well that'll take a few more dollars from me but i love him so okay. "this is superboy, lex luthor hated superman so much he created a clone in a test tube using his dna and superman's to create a half human half kryptonian" well. uh. what? huh? hello?

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red hood and the outlaws? no, no, you misheard me. red hood and the INlaws. local teenage crime lord gets unwillingly mentored by his big brother’s most determined friends.

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Hi Murderbot fandom,

Murderbot has a fucking message for you.

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No GURATHIN I was NOT punished by the company after 57 people died punishment is a stupid human thing. I was just forced into a coma like state for undisclosed amounts of time that typically involves dreams that aren't possible to wake up from and occasionally brought back to consciousness to run the fitness gram pacer test and other things after they purge not just the memory of the event happening but also anything and everything before that period of time. except my brain kinda remembers things happened but those memories are like ghosts that fade in and out against my will. It's whatever.

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bonne nuit

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514 year old ancient and powerful vampire with god like powers,,,, has a pouty little brat face

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One thing about Lestat is that he loves certified Sad Boys™. A man with clinical depression is like fucking catnip for him. And I, for one, think that's beautiful.

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You think in all these spools, you've arrived at some ineffable truth?

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actually now that I’m thinking about it, Bruce showing up to the Watchtower last minute in one of Nightwing’s domino masks because he can’t wear the cowl for some reason and everyone (bizarrely) assumes that the new, handsome (if slightly older) vigilante must be a New Bat and maybe even a partner of Nightwing’s and Bruce isn’t correcting them because he’s trying to avoid drawing attention to his face/voice/mannerisms outside of the cowl (or maybe he’s injured enough he can’t talk too) and they start talking to him about Batman until Clark shows up and is like wait a minute…why do I know that heartbeat who IS this Nightwing lookalike…is so funny to me

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fuck being a pirate being a reporter in the one piece world must be the funniest fucking job ever. one day you're writing about how apple harvest in appleton village is bad this year and another day the headlines is local warlord and king of dressrosa actually runs the black market and makes his people into toys if they don't listen to him. new navy admiral is doing a live apology video for ruining the life of thousands of people. yeah apparently a teenager who wears flipflops and jorts saved them by sucker punching a WARLORD in the face. yeah he escaped. yeah the government wants to kill him because he ended slavery and saved a country. yeah this is not the first time he has done this. how the fuck is he still alive.