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Maam, he didn't say anything because he has rights. You know, rights? Rather than making a scene in the street. Action Comics 556

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this is fine :)

(pssst stickers of this are available on my etsy shop along a few new iwtv entries)

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"What was Christ's most powerful spell?" and other questions, all explored today in an all-new Adventuring Party, out now on Dropout!

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“average Lan follows all 3,000+ rules" factoid actualy just statistical error. average lan follows around 439 rules. Lan er-gongzi, a neurodivergent teenager who is in charge of punishments & follows over 10,000+ rules each day, is an outlier and should not have been counted

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I have to stop thinking about El and Orion or I'll explode

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listen I hate Luke but also I love Luke he's my favorite 20-something trainwreck and he was right about everything except the things he was very wrong about and he's very dumb <3 and a lot of his problems are just the consequences of his own actions and the fates hate him and his mortal enemy is a middle schooler and he was soooo obsessed with glory and revenge when really he just needed to be an Abercrombie & Fitch model cause it was like 2005 and everything about him is so tragic and it's all so very funny

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greetings, beloved. i have just returned from my visit to the office of the psychiatrist you picked out. don’t look at me like that, daniel, it went fine. everything is fine. we’re all fine. why is your eye twitching, beloved? regardless, after she attempted to diagnose me with several disturbances of the mind, i promptly made her aware of the fact that her husband intends to leave her for the clinic’s receptionist. it was with very little effort that i was able to induce weeping. before long, i, i was the one behind the desk. are you not proud of me, my darling? for, i was maître once more. maître of mental health. beloved you cannot be upset. stop pinching the bridge of your nose. no. no remove your head from your hands. look, my love, i made her pay me a sum of one hundred and fifty dollars for the hour. i can buy more robux now, daniel. isn’t this delightful

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canon events

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The whole “every character is Jin Ling’s uncle” is funny in canon, but can you imagine Jin Ling graduating in a modern au, running around desperately trying to get like twelve extra tickets off of any classmates who might not need all of theirs, only so the most random collection of people you have ever seen in your life can attend—ranging from heirs to multi million dollar companies, to the cheerful man who operates the ‘Root (Vegetables) of All Evil’ produce stand at the local farmers market?

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the cook and the grill master

based off of this post by @melonteee on twitter

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Murderbot in Network Effect is so funny. It’s like “my friend is dead this is the WORST and LIFE IS PAIN” and then rescues ART and immediately pivots to “I can’t BELIEVE you kidnapped me and dragged me out here just to save your useless fucking life, I hate you.”

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how many parents do you think try to hire mundane bodyguards for their kids? To try and keep the Mals away when their kids don't make it into Scholomance. Having some mundane's who job is to protect their kids (to disbelieve at anything trying to eat them)

How often do you think that strategy works?

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DCEU Superman by itoscaresme.

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jason is the most wattpad y/n ever bc he ties his platinum blonde locks into a messy bun and he stares at ppl with his electric icy blue orbs and gets sold to wolves by his mom

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if you think about it, the zuiyin is kinda like their cutie mark 🎠

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according to my replies

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How much longer 'til your luck runs out?

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