mj-theskywitch
i push my penis into my pies
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or whatever the fuck slipknot said
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mj-theskywitch · 6 hours ago
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Here is my full piece for Swim On 10: Blue Planet! I thought for the biggest issue I should do the smallest shark ever: the dwarf lantern shark.
It's been a lot of fun tackling sharks in new and interesting ways these past 3 years, and all the accolades to Jey Pawlik for running this anthology for the last decade.
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mj-theskywitch · 6 hours ago
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guy with a piss kink hearing someone talk about trickle down economics: did you say trickle?
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mj-theskywitch · 8 hours ago
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"The Identity Project" San Francisco (2014)
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mj-theskywitch · 8 hours ago
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i’m constantly thinking about how growing up autistic is so often basically a one-way ticket to becoming complexly traumatized. like the sheer amount of shit you have to struggle with at an age where you’re extremely susceptible to psychological injury because you’re literally just learning how to live is fucking bonkers. so many of us grow up feeling like we’re broken and unlovable after so many experiences being ostracized by our peers and even by adults all our lives for things we couldn’t control. and then we continue to struggle into adulthood, and we have to learn to fix the damage, somehow, but it’s so fucking hard because of our disability. it’s a nightmare.
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mj-theskywitch · 8 hours ago
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this is a drawing about how i love my cat
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mj-theskywitch · 10 hours ago
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hate when people are like "trust your gut! listen to your intuition!" like okay well my gut is telling me every person i lay eyes on is hunting me for sport and my intuition is saying i should find a secluded cave and live there forever so what do you suggest i do with that information
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mj-theskywitch · 20 hours ago
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Do I still count as a vampire if all I suck is c— (I am forcibly removed from my keyboard with a vaudeville hook)
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mj-theskywitch · 20 hours ago
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rb to have a super gay 2023
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mj-theskywitch · 21 hours ago
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Opal in petrified wood, Natural History Museum of Los Angeles, Gem and Mineral Hall Collection. By Stan Celestian on Flickr. (Hi-Res)
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mj-theskywitch · 21 hours ago
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mj-theskywitch · 21 hours ago
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mj-theskywitch · 21 hours ago
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So close LibreOffice! The word I was looking for was arsenal.
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Thanks for the suggestion though.
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mj-theskywitch · 21 hours ago
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it finally happened: elon musk's first good post
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mj-theskywitch · 22 hours ago
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no such thing as too much love. or too much garlic
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mj-theskywitch · 22 hours ago
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I love adding "Reddit" to the end of all my google searches I will never stop.
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mj-theskywitch · 22 hours ago
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