mj-theskywitch
mj-theskywitch
i push my penis into my pies
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or whatever the fuck slipknot said
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mj-theskywitch · 9 hours ago
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Furthermore whoever removed the audio jack from phones should be grilled in front of congress. The fact that I need a dongle to listen to music on a modern telephone while 20 years ago I could have simply plugged a universally standardized cord into the audio jack everyone knew how to use is an anti-human move that should be punished.
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mj-theskywitch · 9 hours ago
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"But if we resort to violence we're just as bad as them!"
One man did with 3 bullets what decades of peaceful protesting failed to do. It sent a message. For the first time in decades, the ruling class was afraid.
And now, barely 3 months later, things are back as they were. Not because Luigi's act of violence wasn't effective, but because it was forgotten as a one-off thing and treated as a trend. People Idolized him for his actions but not for the reason they were done.
One man's act of violence was enough to shake the foundations on which this country is built, the rot that had eaten away the hearts and minds of the people had been pushed back, and for the first time, there was clarity in the minds of everyone. There was no Left or Right, there was simply the Working VS the Ruling.
One man was enough to cause the closest this country has ever come to class consciousness, to solving real problems. Imagine ten, a hundred, a thousand more just like him.
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mj-theskywitch · 9 hours ago
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blocked my bitch ex husband on everything but hes on the communications team at wikipedia so he's still finding ways to contact me
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mj-theskywitch · 9 hours ago
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When you're texting your friend and you notice that the first letter is capitalized, do you purposefully change it so that your text is all lowercase because you find it more "better looking"?
Example:
"Theres this really cute movie I want to watch"
to
"there's this really cute movie i want to watch"
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mj-theskywitch · 10 hours ago
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"I pledge allegiance to the flag of the United States of America" girl absolutely the fuck no I dont
"and to the Republic for which it stands" won't be standing for much longer tbqh
"one nation under god" unconstitutional addition but go off I guess
"indivisible" girl be fucking for real
"with liberty and justice for all" laughs in black, laughs in LGBT, laughs in broke, laughs in autism, laughs in woke, laughs in dei, laughs in-
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mj-theskywitch · 10 hours ago
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mj-theskywitch · 12 hours ago
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mj-theskywitch · 12 hours ago
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can everyone be normal about masculine presenting trans women. for the love of god can everyone please be fucking normal about masculine presenting trans women.
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mj-theskywitch · 12 hours ago
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mj-theskywitch · 13 hours ago
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mj-theskywitch · 13 hours ago
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awesome 👍you can go ahead and do that
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mj-theskywitch · 15 hours ago
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mj-theskywitch · 15 hours ago
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2018 tumblr post:
1: why do they call it a boner when theres no bone in it
2: there used to be
3: why does this sound so ominous
2025 tumblr post:
1: forward my shambling soldiers and slay without thinking. let blood flow into every crevice of this rotten land
2: yes my lady
3: yes my lady
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mj-theskywitch · 15 hours ago
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‼️ beautiful maidens with their castle under siege require assistance in THIS area ‼️
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mj-theskywitch · 15 hours ago
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Heartwarming story: Little girl doesn’t have to do anything to fund her dad’s surgery because his expenses are covered by his country’s universal healthcare.
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