Hockey, houses, fandom. I never claimed to make sense.
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"You're not scared I'm gonna- I'm gonna break your heart anymore."
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Read an article about someone who was trying to be cute and using AI (gag me) to see if it would help them pick an NHL team to root for (spolier alert: it did not. who would've guessed). To combat this techbro thinking, I have complied an incomplete list of acceptable ways to pick an NHL team to root for:
Generational Trauma (i.e. your parent(s) infected you with this team)
That one friend (or mutual) who believes misery loves company and you were the one who caved (no suing them isn't possible)
Geography fucked you over
You think you'd look cute in the team colors
The social media team is on point
Living the Hater life (i.e. the enemy of my enemy is my friend, etc.)
You put pictures of all the team's logos on a wall and threw a dart
They have the exact right amount of Drama to Skill ratio to keep you hooked
You imprinted on one of these losers accidentally and now you care about the whole circus
Gritty
#ok so my primary team is geography#my 'other division' team is made many former members of Primary Team#(plus their colors are fun)#hockey
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Okay they are never beating the allegations
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Bruce Springsteen: just your average 64 year old
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Can鈥檛 sleep gonna read hockey rpf on ao3. Don鈥檛 know anything about the nhl not even gonna look up anyone鈥檚 names just going in blind
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