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you know the poll about how half of people on tumblr haven’t been to the club? Is it just that folks haven’t been to The Club but have had comparable “going out” experiences? By that I mean:
A rocking house party, standing room only, someone is shotgunning something, there’s a line to use the bathroom or you’re peeing in the backyard. Or beach or barn party or whatever - but it’s a party, not a chill get together.
A really fun concert - not one with assigned seats, but something where everyone is dancing, or maybe you’re in a mosh pit. People are passing around a joint, you’re at risk of hearing loss.
Not a club, but some other kind of rowdier bar or pub. The point is not to sit down and eat a quiet meal, and there might not be any food menu at all. But an adult-only going out at nighttime type establishment.
Some cool artsy or alternative thing - maybe it’s a themed dance party in the open part of a gallery space or some kind of queer and kinky thing, not a chill munch but I think you get going out credit if you participate in an orgy. Am I suggesting that there may be a not insignificant number of people on tumblr who have had group sex but haven’t been to the club? I mean I think we have to consider the possibility.
#still i don't bother much anymore since concerts and orgies and stuff are much more fun than the club imo#<- how are you all managing orgies?#i cant get more than 1 person in the same room to socialize for a hour!#much less a group of people with the time and energy to fuck.#☹️
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Did everyone somehow just forget that Russia was the one who started the war on Ukraine? That Russia invaded Ukraine apropos of nothing, and has been doing everything it can to steal what it can and destroy what it can't? That Ukrainian kids are being stolen by Russia for russification? That Russia is actively trying to suppress Ukrainian language, culture, and national identity? That Ukraine is just defending itself and is literally just asking for Russia to fuck off and leave them alone? Did everyone just forget that??
Like I'm the nuance guy, and folks: there's no nuance here. There is no justification for this invasion. There is a clear aggressor and a clear victim. This is about as clear cut as it gets.
Russia started the damn war, and now wants it to end and is negotiating with the US (not Ukraine??) to get there. This is literally just wrapping up Ukrainian surrender to Russian imperialism in a pretty bow and calling it "peace."
I feel like I'm losing my mind.
#no#trump hasnt forgotten either#HE JUST DOESN'T CARE#it fits very nicely into his 'take back Panama Canal/annex Canada/'buy' Greenland' bullshit
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I won’t forget the knowledge you graced me with (Ovi’s dick piercing) but I cannot handle it anymore goodbye :(
oh no anon come back 😭😂 sorry for cursing you with knowledge of alex ovechkin’s genitals, i promise i’m more than just cursed hockey player sex knowledge. there’s at least 70% more about my personality to discover!
#guess im on the dirty hockey tumblr since i knew most of these#and promptly wondered how people DIDN'T know Ovi's dick is pierced#also Hall looks very much like a dude who would bribe a girl for anal#just saying#hockey#the perv edition
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A beautiful Swedish country house - the nordroom
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#i am too old for this quiz#yet again#internet became 'available' to the public after i was 10#but not common until i was in my mid teens
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I knew poinsettias "faked" having big flowers by just turning some leaves red but I didn't know the real tiny flowers in the middle looked like such idiots



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