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I need an inspirational poster of this

2016 goal: Get my shit together. Get it all together. Put it in a backpack. All my shit. So it’s together. And if I gotta take it somewhere, take it somewhere, you know? Take it to the shit store and sell it, or put it in a shit museum, I don’t care what I do, I just gotta get it together. Get my shit together.

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"Do I need to get the stair step?" "...yes..."

Reblog with an inside joke you have with your friends.

“Yes, Captain America has LEGS!”

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No one follows me, but here.

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@bonezonequeen @ocdrainbows lol im singing this again im sorry

I saw @ateotu‘s lyrics for this, and thought “ why don’t I sing another ‘Stronger Than You’ cover again, why not”. So now this is a thing.

Lyrics under the cut

Keep reading

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This sounds like something that would happen at Menards just saying lol

rip santa.

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Hmm...

IT IS MINT GREEN

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But Really.

Your head cannon of Frisk being five is fine. I'm cool with that. But my head cannon is around 14. And I ship adult Frisk with Sans. Not 5-year-old Frisk. Not 14-year-old Frisk. 18+ Frisk. Consenting adult. I'm not a pedophile. You're just a iwanttoshovemyheadcannondownyourthroatophile. So leave my fandom alone. Peace.

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Semi Transparent Bauble (matches colour of your blog) Made by Totally Transparent

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Semi Transparent Lips & Nails (changes colour with your blog background - drag it!) Made by Totally Transparent

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Transparent Dust Dance GIF (dust matches colour of your blog) Made by Totally Transparent

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Transparent Squidward (to clean up ur dirty ass blog) Made by Totally Transparent

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They do, lol. I use to have one.

They should make a toaster that, instead of numbers, has a colour chart for how well done you like your toast.

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So, if you put your URL in here, you can listen to all the music you’ve ever blogged.

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Transparent Lipgloss Gif (lipgloss matches colour of your blog) Made by Totally Transparent

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princess tiana: raises money on her own and starts her own business as a black woman in the fucking 20s

everyone:

princess anna: kinda saves her sister after getting played off as the silly quirky girl the entire movie

everyone: WHOA!!!! WHAT A FEMINIST!!!!! HOLY SHIT THE ONLY DISNEY PRINCESS TO EVER HAVE GIRL POWER!!!!!! HOLY SHIT!!!!!! HOLY SHI

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*came home from school because I needed a tampon* "Hey dad" "Why are you here? "I just got my period." "...um... Do you want a band aid?"

sex education at its finest

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Awesome idea:

Undertale for the 3DS. You could use the touch screen to select commands and play the combat mini-game while the top screen displayed the enemies, text, and game world while not in a fight.

Don’t know what the touch screen would do outside of combat, maybe your inventory and status?