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This is just amazing and made me laugh too hard.

nothing sexier than that picture with the italian players on top of eachother after the win and the english ones going through the 5 stages of grief in the back

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Hi Tumblr, its been a while. We went on an adventure today. It was pretty fun. We got some breakfast at mcdonalds.

We went to a park.

It was crowded, so we went to another, and there was a whole damn festival going on! 😅 my loves got sno cones and it was a really fun time. We listened to the players tune up their instruments and test their mics. It was great!

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Talking to the wall.

It replies in disrespect and malice.

I become numb.

The pain drips down to the floor boards.

It soaks in, leaving stained evidence of its existence.

I crumble.

Encompassed by disdain.

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Dear god. I need this so bad rn. And fall, and crunchy leaves, and warm tea, bundled up next to the fire- listening to this in the background.

Over the garden wall is one of my forever favorites.

Somewhere lost in the clouded annals of history lies a place that few have seen - a mysterious place called the Unknown, where long forgotten stories are revealed to those who travel through the wood.

OVER THE GARDEN WALL (2014)

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Pain

Twisting, gripping.

Fear

That ill be alone

Agony

Over what ive become.

My chest heaves

I cant breathe.

Panic attack disorder is one hell of a bitch. Add in depression and you have a fucked up cocktail.

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Let me guess, someone stole your sweet roll?

I made sweet rolls from the elder ecrolls cookbook 💕

I also had a fun weekend with my sillies. State Park, and a garden walk 😊

Speaking of gardens, MY garden is doing super awesome! So far i have okra, sunflowers, melons, green beans, corn, nasturtium s, tomatoes, peppers, and lots of fruit trees and shrubs. We have strawberries, blackberries, blueberries, figs, pears, peaches, plums, elderberries, tons of awesome stuff! I have more than that growing but i could go on for quite a while.

Overall it was a lovely weekend an i plan on making this week just as nice 😊

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unrelated to last post but topical: as the child of lawyers, I got one thing drilled into me from age 10: don’t fucken talk to cops. never talk to cops.

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Had an awesome day so far today. I feel like a spoiled brat 😅

We finally got us a set of silicon rings. His had to be cut off at the hospital when he almost lost his fingers, and mine got chucked out of the window in desperation and anger and pain. Lol thats a whole other story for another day though.

I really like mine, its two rings one is light pink and almost like diamond-esque, and the other is a light bluish green and it has a plaited pattern. His is reversible blue and green.

We went to sakuras, our local japanese hibatchi place. I adore their soup, and i got sushi (salmon rolls 😍) and steak and scallops. We were able to bring the kids plenty of food back and they enjoyed it too. It was pretty fun, our chef had us try to catch veggies while he cooked and we both caught some 😂. We then went to wallyworld and grabbed the kids some new play sandals, and I got a cute overall dress, and it was even 5$ cheaper at the register than it was marked 😁 i like good deals lol.

My mom babysat for us so i was really grateful, but she acted a little irritated by the end of it all lol.

Overall this day was WAY overdue and im really happy i got to enjoy some special time without the kids.

Im happy and my tummy is full 😎

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Had a "visit" from my biological mother today. Funny how she can take care of someone elses daughter but not her own. Hah. Had to explain to MY daughter that we have to make sure our valuables are put away when shes around 😒

Bleh gurgh blah. Grrr.

Frustrating times man.

I just want her to leave me alone. Theres no reason to try to pop up in my life now. You're literally 28 years too late. She isnt doing the right thing even if she is doing some better for herself. Honestly though, not getting hit in the face by pimps and drug dealers and not going back to prison is a low fucking bar. Make better fucking choices.

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*instantly searches for cigars. Makes note that we need cigars and plans to roll? A square blunt. Im just gonna fold it kinda like origami and then roll/pack it as i go.

*rolls you a square blunt in minecraft*

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High elf and I'm using the nightingale blade but also use destruction and conjuration spells. Waiting for mehrunes razor.

Mines dark elf, bow and dual wielding swords

Reblog with yours~

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Yess! Playing skyrim and a chick walks up talking about us girls being together

💕

Shout out to the games where everyone is a raging bisexual !!! Personally offended by every other game

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This! My mom once told my daughter that she was "getting a little chunky" 😐 so of course my daughter thinks shes overweight. Um, dude, youre gonna disappear if you get any skinnier! Her body type is perfect for her and she is in no way shape or form, chunky. But now thats caused a problem for her and she doesnt know how perfect she is! Even if the person doesnt mean any harm, if the person takes it that way, they just do. Dont down yourself or other women around your babies yall! Dont tell then theyre getting chunky or anything even close to that shit.let them know that they are exactly who and how theyre meant to be, they are unique and beautiful and no one should try to take that from them. I don't unserstand how some people are cool with making other people feel bad about themselves.

It has taken a long time to convince my daughter she is beautiful and perfect the way she is,and some days she still struggles and feels bad about herself. All because some asshole ran their mouth when it was none of their business. I'll always be here to remind her of her beauty and individuality, i just wish she could love herself the way i love her.

And thats the real issue here. Y'all are breaking down these amazing souls and teaching them the wrong values. Youre making them feel bad about themselves when they should embrace and love themselves.

Don't talk about weight loss and diets to your daughter, don't talk about weight loss and diets around your daughter, don't comment on your daughter's weight, don't tell her she has to weigh herself every once in a while, don't ruin your daughter's relationship with food, don't make her feel bad about the way she looks. I'm sorry if diet culture fucked you up but please try to break the cycle instead of perpetuating it. Thanks.

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I love my life, but fuck i am sick of the tough days. Id just like one day with no bullshit. Just one. Fuck. A half a day. Ill take a half a fucking day of no bullshit.

Last night was bullshit and this morning was too. Why fucking lie about stupid ass shit? Everyone has fucked you over except me. And you choose to fuck me over? Why? I was the only one by your side mother fucker.

Its whatever

Im still going to enjoy my day.

Hey hey man, whats your problem? I see youre trying to hurt me bad, dont know what youre up against!

You can run over me with your 18 wheeler truck, and i wont give a fuck.

Going to jump into skyrim as soon as Gwen is done playing. I need a distraction.

Took some meds to help me calm down, just need it to kick in now!

Im actually really thankful to be playing Skyrim again. I like how immersive it can be.

I completed a quest last night to help the tree in whiterun, my adopted kids always say that the tree looks sad, so now that ive finished that quest im wondering if theyll change their dialogue on it. I really hope theyll say it looks happier. Lol. Im looking to buy a new house soon as breezehome is getting cramped what with my 2 kids, husband, and my housecarl. Anyway. Im gonna go let this medicine kick in an try to enjoy my day.

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Having a lovely time on skyrim. I gave my two adopted kids an elvish dagger each. Theyre cute. Ill be keeping an eye out for ebony so i can make then each an ebony dagger. Theyll look super bad ass with them lol. I also have matching yellow dresses for them, but theres another one similar to the yellow, with the lacy frill around the neck. Im gonna give one the yellow, and the other the other with the lace. I wish there was more of a variety of clothes for the kids. Also a variety of toys. All ive found so far was a doll for them. I was hoping to find like a wooden horse or some shit.

I waited around and decided to get the conjure flame atronach and i havent done any magicka like that this run. I think my best bet is to hunt near whiterun with the atronach. Level my conjuration up a bit, then move on to bandits and such. That, or go exploring bandit camps and easy dungeons. Gotta go into the middens at some point and i want to bring everything ill need for the atronach forge. Gotta get me that storm atronach.

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Been playing Skyrim which i havent played since before the DLC. My favorite "new" thing? Adopting kids lmao. I got Lucia and Sophie and we are currently living in Breezehome in Whiterun. Honestly the place aint bad for raising some kids. Lydia stays at home with them although shes been coming on to me ever since i started wearing the amulet of Maura. Might just have to marry her. Although I was looking for a young male argonian to be perfectly honest. My high elf has a thing for them. Lmfao. Anyway. I think its really awesome I could marry a male or female on here. That definitely wasnt an option back in the day and i like seeing progress. Im having a lot of fun on this playthrough. I thought i had played skyrim to the point that it wasnt fun anymore. But them i remembered all the different things you can do that you couldnt do when i played before.

Im focusing on the thieves guild and on my home in whiterun. Im also about to trudge through the daedric relics. I started clavicus vile, oh! And i saw dear Cicero at the whiterun stables! He doesnt know me yet of course, but he will!

I havent even spoken to the greybeards yet, im guessing it wouldnt hurt to go ahead and do that, cause i can get a few levels and some loot along the way.

Im gonna look out for some invisibility potions or a recipe so i can do honeyglow easier. It always pisses me off.