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Beyonce as Lil Kim

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△ if you were to pick one thing as your biggest regret, what would it be?

8/10

(This is actually her second biggest regret -- the first is coming up shortly)

She clenched her jaw, glaring holes into the ground in front of her, entire body screaming at her to be strong. “My... biggest regret?” she asked coldly. “I wish... I had found out about Validar’s deception sooner so that I could end the wretch myself. I wish I’d come to my senses sooner. I would make him pay for all he put me through... All he put our people through... I would have loved to see the look on his face as I told him I would no longer be a pawn in his diabolical schemes.”

Alas, it was only a fleeting fantasy. Validar was dead for good, and probably for the better. For as confident as she sounded in the moment, she doubted she could truly ever have faced the man in battle. He knew her too well. He had a hand in creating her, after all.

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△ How does she show "self love"? (Hope this is okay)

Aversa quirked an eyebrow. “What an odd question. Is intended to be a statement about my long nails, darling? I assure you, there are ways around that if one is willing to be... creative.”

She shrugged. “Most of the time, external stimulation is all that is required, but on days where I need a little more...” She laughed a bit. “Well, let’s just say I have quite the impressive collection of... personal massagers.”

She was far too classy to call them dildos. Good for you, Aversa. The question, while definitely invasive, didn’t bother her too much. 2/10 at the very most. She was comfortable with her body and her own needs.

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△ How big are your boobs really? And are they real?

“My, how edgy of you to ask, while hiding your face away, grey mage!~” she tittered playfully. “As with most things biological, it actually tends to vary, depending on my hormonal balances. However, most of the time, they are D cups, if not bigger. And of course they’re natural! What would they be made out of -- wood?”

1/10. She ain’t bothered at all. She gets it all the time

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△ Does Aversa doubt she can have a good relationship considering her past? :o

“Of course I do!” Aversa cried, highly agitated. “That… cretin has perversed all that I know and understand of love! He betrayed me, used me, and would have cast me aside the second it suited him – I’m certain of it!” 

She fought back tears. “If it happens again… If I give my all to another person, only to find out I meant nothing to them, I’m not sure… what would be left. If anything.” The thought haunted her.

9/10 catch her outside (breathing into a paper bag)

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△ // They say one cannot improve upon perfection, though as humans we are inherently flawed. How would you fare if you had to go at least a week without any time for your daily rituals?

Aversa frowned. Deeply. “Well, I suppose I would survive -- even though I feel much better with a bit of preening, there’s no denying that I’m blessed with natural good looks as well. Only...” She shuddered. “I’m not sure how deep this question goes... What would you define as daily rituals?”

Not putting on makeup every day would be bothersome, but bearable enough. Not being allowed to fix her hair less so, and not being able to wash even less than that. But she drew the line at oral hygeine. 

“It’s fair to say I wouldn’t be having any company to stay over, in any case.”

4/10. Gross.

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kind ic; △ Do you expect me to forgive you?

"... No."6/10. Highly unpleasant, but expected.

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△ "Do you have anyone you consider family, even though they're not blood-related?"

The first that came to mind was Robin, but no. She wouldn’t give that twerp the satisfaction of saying it out loud. Even if they were nowhere around to hear it.

After a bit more thought, she replied, “Well, I think that Lady Camilla is excellent company and a bit of a kindred spirit. I feel as though I would like to know her better before coming to such a rash conclusion without her approval, but she’s already one of the best friends a gal could have!”

A pause. “And... Sumia is nice, too. I absolutely adore her pegasus Lovebirds! We should go for a friendly flight sometime...”

The question was barely past a 1.5 for her. It actually left her feeling rather warm and fuzzy inside. It was a nice feeling, having friends for once...

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△ what do you think your life would be like if you had never been brainwashed by validar?

She frowned. “Isn’t it exceedingly obvious?” she droned, folding her arms. “I’d be happy.”

The question got a rating of a five. Definitely a question that didn’t stir up any pleasant feelings, but the answer came easily enough.

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Send me a △ and ask a really invasive question aimed at my character

They’ll have to:

Rate on a scale of 1-10 how much they don’t want to answer that question.

Answer that question.

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Aversa stared, unblinking like a massive constrictor watching a rabbit groom itself, inches away from striking distance. When Robin finally made his move, she let out a short, malicious cackle that sounded more like a paper bag bursting, and twice as sudden. 

“My GODS, this’ll be easy,” she snickered, moving the pawn in front of her king forward two spaces. Did this boy know ANYTHING? She’d hoped he’d be somewhat of a challenge, but perhaps that was too much to expect from an amnesiac, no matter how brilliant. 

“Don’t worry, dearest brother,” she cooed as she moved the pawn in front of her king out two spaces. “I’ll be sure to make your defeat as quick and painless as I possibly can.” 

Chessmaster

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Trick or Treat! What would your muse dress up as for Halloween? What other ways might they celebrate the holiday?

Anything with “sexy” in the title is fair game for Aversa. Sexy cop? Sexy nurse? Sexy witch? Sexy nun? All of them. A new one every year. She loves any excuse to show off her body.

Assuming she’s going a more “child appropriate” route (she loves kids, and would definitely be the type handing out candy for lil munchkins), she’d probably dress up as a traditionally female monster, like a harpy or Medusa. Medusa is a favorite of hers since she has snakes of her own and loves the critters. 

The sexy costumes she buys, because they’re a fucking dime in a dozen. The more child appropriate costumes she makes herself. She’s pretty much given up on finding something that fits her... curves without seeking to exploit it. 

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Modern AU Aversa

Quick one while I’m still in the mood for these. Sorry these have been so scatter-brained. My brain still feels kinda soupy and I don’t know why. 

Is in her late 20s, just like FERP-canon Aversa. 

Is a fashion journalist associated with a few big-name publications, though she’s mostly free-lance.

Probably had some “help” getting where she is now due to familial ties, though it took a lot of hard work from her, as well.

Also might have a few sugar daddies on the side, as well.

Doesn’t talk about her family life much, if at all.

Lives in a roomy, upscale, city apartment (aka, rich af)

Designs a lot of her own clothes that she wears, and has a particular weakness for accessories like jewelry.

LOVES the nightlife -- clubbing and the like. Is a bit of a party animal.

Drives a midnight blue Corvette, with racing stripes down the middle. Yes, she will race you in it, if you offer.

Loves amphibians and reptiles. Has two pet snakes -- a candy colored ball python called Isabelle and a black patterned Argentine boa constrictor named Whisper.

Also has a pet bearded dragon named Tarzan.

All her pets were adopted. She’s a very devoted mommy.

Loves reptiles so much, she even takes inspiration from them when making clothes sometimes.

Loves Harry Potter and other things related to wizards and magic and shit. Totally a Slytherin.

Has a Bachelor(ette)’s degree.

Kind of wants to date again, but is scared of getting burned. 

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Pick up lines Sentence Starters

Some of these are NSFWish but most are SFW

“Hey, are you a parking ticket? because you’ve got fine written all over you.”

“Are you the moon? Because even when it’s dark you still seem to shine”

“Are you from Jamaica? Because jamaican me crazy over you.”

“Is that a phone in your back pocket? Because that ass is callin’ me!”

“You from Taiwan? ‘Cause Taiwan-na get in your pants!”

“Hey, mind if i take a picture of you? I wanna prove to my friends that angels are real.”

“Hope you’ve counted your sins, ‘cause there’s gonna be a demon in your bed tonight”

“There’s gonna be a full moon tonight. I’ll help you howl all night long“

“You like sleeping? Me too! We should do it together sometime!”

“If you were a transformer, you’d be a hot-obot and your name would be optimus fine~”

“I’m gonna need ice over here, cause you’re too hot for me.”

“Hope you like Pokémon, ‘cause I wanna Pikachu!“

“I think I need a paralyz heal. Because you are absolutely stunning.”

“Is your body from McDonalds? Cause I’m loving it!“

“Are you religious? Cause you’re answer all my prayers!”

“Do you have a map? Because i got just lost in your eyes”

“Do you mind if I walk you home? My mother always told me to follow my dreams.”

“Are you a bicycle? Cause i wanna ride you all night long~!”

“Are your legs made of Nutella? Cause I want to spread them!“

“Are you from china? ‘cause i’m china get ya in my bedroom tonite!”

“Your lips look lonely. Would they like to meet mine?”

“Are you a magician?  Because every time I look at you, everyone else disappears.”

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That morning, Aversa sent him a picture of herself smiling with a truly ominous sense of tranquility. While holding a large butcher knife.

[Sent 8:32 AM] If you ever scare me like that again. [Sent 8:33 AM] I will personally hunt you down, stab you to death, cut you into little bite sized pieces, and feed you to Isabelle for lunch. [Sent 8:35 AM] I’m off to work, now. Tell Maxie I love him.

Beep!!!!! (If you don't find a way to shoehorn in Max the Frog, I'm going to be serious caps Very Disappointed)

(4.A late night text)

[2:44 A.M.] versa i hink max is dead

[2:44 A.M.] hes like. not movin??

[2:51 A.M.] nevermind false alarm he was just sleeping

[2:51 A.M.] had to reach into his aquarium n poke him,,,,

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For most of the day, the barrage of texts went unanswered.

[Sent 8:39 PM] I’m not facing him again. I can’t. Just know that you have my full support, Robin. Good luck.

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SEND “BEEP” FOR A RANDOM TEXT FROM MY MUSE. || 7. An angry text

[SENT - 7:42AM]: I can’t believe you right now Aversa.[SENT - 7:42AM]: You think I want to be in this situation too?! [SENT - 7:43AM]: The satisfaction of seeing that bastard behind bars will be worth it in the end, but damnit![SENT - 7:44AM]: Don’t act like you don’t want the same thing

Robin wasn’t going to send anymore since Aversa had ignored most of their text. Why wouldn’t she just agree to help testify. They knew she hated him too, right? Maybe it was all a hoax.

[SENT - 7:46AM]: He’ll be out of our lives. We can be free. Don’t you want that?

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“Where did I get him?" Aversa repeated with a blink. “Well, there weren’t many places that bred pegasi in Plegia -- wyverns are far more accustomed to the desert heat and lack of water. But my... ahem. Validar was sure to secure a few breeds that would synergize well with my battle acumen once I started showing progress as a mage.” She patted his long snout fondly. “Some days, I think that Whisper was the only good thing that came of my days working for that reprehensible man.”

Whisper almost seemed to sigh gently, nuzzling her in return. She smiled and stroked his mane.

At the last question, she blinked. “Oh! Well, now, I actually can’t say I’ve known him for all THAT long, everything considered. He’s actually quite young for such an established warrior. I’d say he’s about seven, or maybe eight years old, and I’ve only had him for five of those. The first pegasus I ever rose was actually a very sweet, elderly mare named Baklavia. I trained with her extensively, but she was too shy to be much use in battle. Unlike Whisper who has a baleful of fire in his belly, hehe.”

As Aversa began checking Whisper’s hooves, she looked back at Sumia with a smile. “And what about you, darling? How long have you known Lovebirds?”

"Oh my... What a charming little horse! Are they yours, darling?" Aversa asked, coming into the stables with her own little grooming kit.

Sumia nearly started when she heard Aversa’s voice, focused on grooming Lovebirds. She froze and turned to see the woman standing there. Eyes took in the sight of the grooming kit which came off strange to Sumia. She never predicted to see Aversa of all people coming in here. She knew that she had her own pegasus, but the image of her taking care of it was a little odd. Like maybe she thought someone else had before.

“Y-yes. I found her and we’ve just been together since then.” Charming, maybe not. Lovebirds didn’t really like many people outside of Sumia and Cynthia. Cherche now as well. 

“Are you… here for yours?”