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how dead is this blog?

I will come back eventually. i am just currently doing very very shitty dwbi.

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draft deleted itself cause tumblr sucks fuck. gotta rewrite that whole shit. whatever. gives me time to do more research.

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I hope I’m not just an annoyance to you but also an object of your pathological psychosexual rage

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help help help help im not really into homestuck but this friend of mine is and i let them explain quadrants to me and then after that we started pitch flirting 'as a joke' but i dont know anymore. last night we got on call and were just hate flirting and shit and they just added me to their carrd as their kismesis. what the fuck do i do here

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hii idk if you do hiveswap but um. kuprum & fozzer

yeah i do that now. just finished the game.

Though, there's a little more information in hiveswap friendsim, which I've also previously played.

bear with me here, I'm fresh off the research presses, lacking of sleep, and with the motor control skills of someone who somehow survived the electric chair. this one might be formatted a little different

KUPRUM AND FOZZER AKA KUPZER/FOZRUM/ I COULDN'T EVEN BEGIN TO THINK OF A FUNNY NAME ASIDE FROM RA RA RASPUTIN WHICH SUCKS BUT WHATEVER

lets cover the basics

kuprum maxlol. hope aspect, prospit sway. redditor, essentially. extremely powerful psionic, trizza simp.

fozzer velyes. heart aspect, derse sway. gravedigger, cemetery tender. former revolutionaire, now royalist, tragic victim of doc scratch being a fucking kidney stone of a man. fozzers route made me a little bit sad tbh.

into the dynamic.

while having some things in common, they've also got a few key differences i believe may be conducive to a rivalry, and a few that aren't.

-royalism. both know where their loyalties lie. with fozzer thinking there couldn't be a better system out there, and kuprum generally just being the number 1 trizza fan on Alternia. he seems to believe that he's going to be the gold to power her ship, and honestly if all goes as is designed, i dont doubt it, considering the purpose of the moiraillegence he has with folykl. he knows what happens to the greatest psychics, and is "sincerely thrilled" (>mfw car battery and loving it) to have that happen to him.

fozzer... hm. his opinion on this, i suppose, could go one of two ways, or possibly could cause some conflicting opinions if you wanna take bits of both.

He could be like "ah_yes_fellow_loyalist_I_too_am_thrilled_about_it_or_some_shit" yknow, in agreeance, or, he could hear some of kuprums weird bullshit about getting brainfucked tentacle ways and be like "woah_that_is_an_EXTREME_PERVERSION" but honestly, I'm going to go with the latter. in which case, we have our

respect

from fozzer, at least, the part of the relationship that keeps a rivalry from being just straight up platonic hatred (other than the concupiscent feelings of course, among one or two other things). on kuprums end though? I don't exactly see that being enough for kuprum. I think he'd need a little more.

now, I imagine fozzer, as someone who digs in the fucking hard ass dirt all goddamn day, may possibly be jacked as shit. and I imagine the exact opposite for fucking omegalul headass. then again, he does have that big ass backpack and also carries his moirail around everywhere, but there's also the fact that the muscles used to carry a backpack and the muscles used to do active work with a shovel and maintain a graveyard are very different, as one set is for lifting with your back and shoulders and the other is for warfare against the Dirt And Rocks so that the very ground beneath you yields to your attempts to surgically implant a forever box in it.

I'm not sure if kuprum subscribes to alpha male strength brainrot though. in fact I'm pretty sure he doesn't, considering the little prank he and folykl pulled on those blues. but if you think otherwise, be my guest to incorporate "why is this burgundy physically stronger than me" i guess, which would be conflicting feelings of both respect and

rivalry.

this is getting a little bit long, so sorry about that.

i can see their rivalry being mostly stoked by the fact kuprum is a shit-stirrer, maker of problems.

list of shit that could possibly stoke some annoyance

-pranks. his pranks tend to be uhhh. in the spirit of alternia. can range from mildly infuriating, extremely inconveniencing, or downright dangerous.

-general reddit behavior. speaks for itself

-motherfucker likes to delve out roasts like he works at arbys, he HAS the meats, (not the oblong meat product kind like diemen) and could possibly cause one to develop some beef about it.

i can, actually, believe it or not, also see fozzer retaliating with a subtle jab when provoked, maybe.

summary.

in summary, despite the counterpoints ive brought up, i think these two could possibly form a rivalry that would make sense. if not, i can at least see some sort of unrequited pitch-pining. possibly from kuprums side, believe it or not. vriska at aradia style.

if you have anything you'd like me to add, and that goes for any of you not just the asker, put it in the notes and I'll add and re-evaluate.

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thanks for reminding me to play hiveswap, lonesomedeath. your ask will be answered soon.

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Nepeta and Tavros

SORRY THIS ONE TOOK SO GODDAMN LONG!!! IT SAT IN MY DRAFTS FOR A WHILE. hoohoo!

so i did a little reasearch for this one, because at first i had deemed it NOT plausible. HOWEVER, sometimes i change my mind as im writing or seeing things, so we'll give it a shot and see how it goes. be warned, this one gets a little passive aggressive, not at you, but at andrew shitty. so, this time we're gonna do things a little differently (and to celebrate my first off-anon ask, im gonna include some screenies!)

first, lets establish a few changes to the timeline.

based on this specific block of text. I can get a lot out of this. "if you didnt listen before, something bad might have happened to you" let us imagine, for some reason she did not listen and ended up on team one of the teams, i imagine being introduced to such by terezi. the insertion of nepeta into their FLARP sessions, PERHAPS, would have created a wildly different outcome to the cliff incident. i could go on and on about this scenario and it's nuance, but you're here to read about possible pitch chemistry, not me ranting about timelines and shit. so, with that being said:

nepros/taveta. aka ONCE AGAIN I CANT THINK OF A NAME. BULLCAT? CAT AND BULLY SHOW? WHATEVER.

TAVROS

tavros would find nepeta's skills on the roleplay scene to be pretty fun. and i say this because:

she IS better company, better in every way. he would have FUN with her! they perhaps wouldnt be the most.. how do you say.. typical kismesisitiude (i can see a red-black vacillation) and her catlike mannerisms/love for animal nature(possibly?) could PERHAPS be the driving force for these pitch feelings. the "respect" part of it, i mean. as for the annoyance.... it could perhaps come from tavros's allergy? (not a good enough reason.) or perhaps after getting to know eachother they find things to hate. (ie, imagine tavros's interactions with john when fighting for the ring, except. with nepeta. and make it in character for her.) maybe later into their session is when these pitch feelings would happen. likely after tavros' death?

NEPETA

i think she WOULD have sufficent reason to find tavros to be a worthy pitch partner if he was just WRITTEN better. his fiduspawn skills, his zookinetics/zoolingualism(whatever the FUCK thats called), the fact that he can be. kind of obnoxious and a little (insert however you would label the fucking FIASCO with jades grandpa). honestly the bread and butter of a pitch relationship between these two would really have to rely on perhaps a specific incident or misunderstanding that leads to a bit of resentment that over time turns into something else. there would of course have to be SOMETHING endearing of course, (fact pulled from, say, mindfangs games with her pitch partners or galehk and tagora from the friendsim games) and this could possibly come from the fact he's not a fucking MANIAC when it comes to rp. nepeta doesnt like to rp with vriska because shes so fucked up with it, and tavros is a pretty decent source of some good old rp fun that doesnt involve (cough cough terezi cough) a fake infant big-cat getting fake dropped from the claws of a partially-fake dragon.

i CAN see some funny shenanagins of her pushing his shit off a table and whatever, but if we're bein honest i think mr Tavros "sick fires" nitram would be the more antagonistic party!

RATING: 2/10 IN CANON. IF HUSSIE WASNT A BITCH COWARD WHO COULDNT WRITE THOUGH, OR MAYBE IN AN AU, I'TD RANGE FROM A SOLID 5(1/2)/10 FOR CHEMISTRY WITH, OR A 7/10 FOR SHENANIGANS AND TOMFUCKERY.

overall i think it would work more in the red or pink. but, with sufficient fuel or more backstory to lay out some antagonistic events, or misunderstandings, then some proper kindling hostilities could be there. its got the juice for the positive aspects of a kismesisitude but... i dont think either of them could really push the other to the point they get mad. in a scenario where they could, and things ended up different, i can see it happening MAYBE, but overall, even though this has the tendency to be a really fun ship, as it is in canon it just wouldnt hold.

cute though! and it made me think pretty hard.

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Feferi and rose or John and

Oh man. These are both a little different than some other ships I've seen. Ok

First: fefrose aka uh. Dewbloom? Rosewater? Some cheesy shit like that

Rose actually begins to develop the feelings first, despite not quite getting it the right way the first time. She gets it very easily once she starts having these complicated feelings.

See, she's annoyed by feferi's. Demeanour. If you'd like to call it such. Though not quite outright! It's complicated. And confusing.

The fish puns are something she's conflicted on. They're annoying, but clever in a sort of.. overused way. Her knowledge of the outer gods and clear communication with them intrigues her, but it isn't as if she hasn't done the same herself. Being RAISED by an outer god though? That's a little different.

And she's also unexpectedly VERY underhanded sometimes! Not in an outright malicious way, but it's certainly not unnoticed by rose after spending time with her. The entire relationship is nuanced and strange, and it stays unconfirmed. It's subtextual, but between said lines it still has potential to be a very interesting pitch romance. Not the most plausible, but it could happen!

I'm not sure how feferi's side of the coin would flip though, to be honest. I don't know where to begin with where and when the pitch feelings would develop or how they would work. I can see it happening, though.

june and nepeta. I can't begin to think of one for these fools

This one would be a much more silly kismesisitude. Very akin to ah... You know those goofy couples who laugh loudly in public and do funny little photoshoots with silly props? It's kind of like that. June has NO IDEA what the FUCK nepeta is talking about most of the time when she's talking about ships and their dynamics, and kinda thinks it's SUPER weird to be shipping real people unironically. The whole roleplaying thing? She doesn't dig that too much to be completely honest either! It was funny at first but it got kind of annoying after a while don't get her wrong she thinks it takes some creativity to actually do those things, but. Theres a limit to how much horseshit one can take in a day.

Nepeta though. Nepeta I feel, has ADHD, and I imagine, has the whole "conflict gives me happy chemicals" thing goin down. And while conflict amongst trolls usually ends in violence, she soon finds it's literally a LAST RESORT for humans. Especially tamer ones like June! In fact, june is what makes her realize she likes it in the first place.

Which is actually where the pitch feelings start a brewing. A safe place for this conflict that part of her brain wants, but couldn't really have on alternia. Not to mention she thinks June is REALLY cute. The pranks though? Those are frustrating. Having a shoebox full of catnip water dumped on ones head... Is not exactly fuel for a kind mood.

Overall I think this one has potential to be super fucking cute thank you.

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Intro post

Hi I'm kain. The sole head of this shitty and terrible piece of shit "blog". I'll be your host.

Here's some base rules for submissions.

I absolutely will not do underage/adult pairings. I will not do incest. I will not portray harmful relationships in a positive light. If I don't know who a character/s is/are I will likely answer your question privately, but I will still do a little bit of research and try anyway.

If you want me to write for your ocs, you will have to dm me and talk privately, so I know what I'm doing.

i will however do matches and shit. like you know, uhh "i want a kismesis matching thing im like 5'3, he him pronouns, heres what my personality is tell me who id fit with best" always assume i mean the characters on the point of their timeline that is closest to your age.

Don't be a dick and have fun. I look forward to writing with you all.

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