kirbyofthestars

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moral support

monopoly drinking game

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yeah and ultimately i think th∙at hey 🐱 did you see that to∙o oh shit there it goes 🏃‍♀️‍➡️∙

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welcome to my epic fantasy world. we have many developed fantasy kingdoms with 2000 years of rich lore and history. and to the south you can see the evil sand people and to the east theres japanchina.

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human aus of nonhuman characters where they give them normalguy names literally such quitter behavior

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Kingdom Hearts 3

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me when i was previously the prince of shame and secrets but then i change my mind

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me and'a the homies pulling up to KILL bowser for being a little rude JERK

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what is 40k about

“reminder that x character did terrible things” spoken not in like a scoldy or judgemental way or that they need to repent for their sins or whatnot. but as in “i love my guy who sucks. why are you taking the sucks out of my guy. that’s literally the best part about them.”

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I want you all to imagine with me, if you will, what I witnessed today.

McDonalds parking lot. teenage boy. giant polished white ford Tundra. windows down. blasting. I mean BLASTING. Beethoven's moonlight sonata. boy demolishing burger.

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So it turns out I actually have to build the life I want to live

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at some point in your life you will be boiling fruit, water, sugar, and lemon juice in a pot to make a syrup or jam. the instructions will tell you to simmer for a certain amt of time. your timer will go off and you will look at the pot and go, "hm, this doesn't look thick enough. maybe i'll let it go for another 10 minutes." this is the devil speaking. it's only so liquid right now because it is at boiling point. it will thicken when it cools down. learn from the follies of my youth and do not let this happen to you

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i won!!!!

monopoly drinking game

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Put this fucker in situations

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i just want you to know that Axl the tarantula from Home Alone was played by a male T named Barry who was treated very well by his keeper on set, and he did not get scared of Daniel Stern screaming because they added the sound in post :)

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