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Interesting theory time!

(Aka me coping with the fucked up timeline of crk)

These four seem to be around the same age.

Hear me out

in chapter 10 there's a flashback of Premier custard cookie holding a small child (around 2-4 months, maybe) and custard III points out that small child is his dad, which leads me to believe that the small kid in chapter ten is bastard ii, hate his ass but I'm going to keep going.

Now it's not stated how long before the events of the attack on pure vanilla's castle was when white lily became dark enchantress, I'm thinking about a month or like a year before, but in the flashback we're shown through the eyes of pastry cookie, red velvet is a small child (ages 4-7 (which is debatable since red velvet has seem to just/recently came out of the oven)) and is given a cake arm by dark enchantress.

Now it's know that crepe was in a cryogenic sleep pod for the length of time between de's attack on pv's Castle and her being released, which is roughly about 20 years at least to forty years at the most. While it's unknown the exact age of crepe (like every character, besides gingerbrave) they seem to be around 10-13 years of age when they were put to sleep.

Now I'm just going to out loud that dark choco was created as a coping mechanism by cacao, and was in my mind created after the dark flour war. So he would have been born(?) About a year to ten years after the dark war.

(I forgot to include this when I made the comic, but also royalberry cookie is also probaly closest in age to choco)

This also brings up the question of: why don't they all look the same age wise?

Well I have an (bs) answer for you!

People who were baked in the oven seem to age quite slower than normal cookies, and the strawberry jam sword might also have the same properties to keep their host alive.

Also crepe got shadow the hedgehoged so we dont take them in to this equation.

Anyway, be Free to add on stuff if you feel like it.

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Saw them chatting when I logged in today and I wondered....what did this edgelord say to make this heavenly child smile?

Then I had an idea

:')

The aftermath vvvv

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How I think CRK Characters would draw themselves: Part 1 (Commons)

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redesign of that crappy series finale princess twilight they did her so dirty

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happy annoy squidward day

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DAY 15

GIVE IT UP FOR DAY 15

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And they were roommates

Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/thomas_zloi/

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the thing you need to realize about localization is that japanese and english are such vastly different languages that a straight translation is always going to be worse than the original script. nuance is going to be lost and, if you give a shit about your job, you should fill the gaps left with equivalent nuance in english. take ff6, my personal favorite localization of all time: in the original japanese cefca was memorable primarily for his manic, childish speaking style - but since english speaking styles arent nearly as expressive, woolsey adapted that by making the localized english kefka much more prone to making outright jokes. cefca/kefka is beloved in both regions as a result - hell, hes even more popular here

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HIIIIIII

So basically if you don’t know me, my name is Jupiter, you may have seen me in twitter, instagram, tiktok, etc. I’m just an usual cookie run fan but if there’s one thing that I love about cookie run, it’s the fact that I managed to archive pretty much everything about the old Ovenbreak games from 2009-2011!!

“But Jupiter, this is important how?”

“Isn’t the games no longer considered lost media?”

Well the games itself aren’t lost media anymore, but some of the official art, the advertisements, some of the stuff from Collection, and more are still somewhat lost to time!!!

AND SO I CREATED A GOOGLE DRIVE WITH EVERYTHING I CAN FIND ABOUT THE FOLLOWING GAMES:

•OvenBreak 2009

•OvenBreak 2011

•OvenBreak 2 (NOT 2016)

Here’s the link to the drive, go wild, also I apologize if my formatting is weird, I’m on mobile 💔:

Have fun looking at everything!!! & Yes me & @cookieruntheories_ on instagram are the same person incase people from instagram find me on here & ask!!!

The drive also updates every time I find more so use that information wisely!!

Edit: Forgot to add that if you go to the survey, just know you might see a question about what theories you have, PLEASE STATE IF YOU WANT YOUR THEORIES POSTED OR NOT CAUSE IF YOU SUBMIT A THEORY I’LL PROBABLY ADD YOUR THEORY AS A POST TO MY INSTAGRAM @cookieruntheories_ (because my account is literally about posting people’s theories about cookie run) EITHER DO THAT OR JUST DON’T ANSWER THE THEORY QUESTIONS!!!

Edit again: My instagram account @cookieruntheories_ got suspended so don’t worry about that anymore, you can submit a theory & I won’t post it!!!

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"Blaine- hey, hey, Blaine, guess what-"

Blaine shook Lance off of him. Sometimes, he couldn't help but get a little bit annoyed of his younger brother's love of physical touch. It wasn't very princely of him. It allowed too many people to see the trust Lance gave pretty much everybody he met, it gave way for softness- weakness.

Blaine, naturally, took a step back.

"What?" He asked slowly.

Lance, age seven, looked to him with wide eyes like he was about to tell him the most important thing in the world. "I got juice spilled on me."

"I... don't care?" Blaine tried to say, but Lance was already explaining what happened and who did it and how his shirt smells like berries which is "so cool."

Blaine sighed, knowing well that his chances of being late to his practice recital was getting higher and if that happened, Father wouldn't be happy at all.

Oh well. Blaine supposes it won't hurt his social credit (and his good-son points) if he spends just a tad bit of time listening to the story.

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Remember when "AI Art" was just people putting funny prompts about Walter white or something into dall-e mini and seeing what abominations come out of it? Can we go back to that please???

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love beam

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Oh wait HOW DID I NOT NOTICE BLAINE'S EFFORTS WERE A METAPHOR OF SISYPHUS AAHHHHHHHH

I'm honestly intrigued too

so frederick is drawing parallels from odysseus... and blaine from sisyphus..... what greek hero would LANCE be now

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Ok this looks a little awkward on Tumblr but I am posting it here anyway. I pretty much made this AU because I want to explore the Ancients some more and just more White Lily.

Link to berserk ancient designs:

Here

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Welcome to Hell, Clotted Cream Cookie.