kipperkrupp

[kipperkrupp]

Did you know that some wrestling is usually FAKED?!

“Even if dey plan out da fight first its still takes a lotta muscle to perform like dat so I dunno why dats any different than other shows”

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How was Pride, Kipper?

“It was da best but i broke my phone so i dont got no pictures”

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What's your favorite book character?

“IM NOT A NERD I DONT KNOW NO BOOK CHARACTERS”

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Nuthin but net yo,

“slam dunk bro”

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I know WHY your uncle acted crazy when you snapped your fingers, but I’m not going to tell you unless you want me to.

“EY DONT GO CALLIN MY UNCLE CRAZY BUB!”

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Sup Broski?

“UNCLE KRUPP IS GONNA TAKE ME TA PRIDE DIS YEAR AND ITS GONNA BE THE BEST!!!”

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They would be a Krupp! They would have the name, wouldn't they?

“Ya but bein a Krupp is more den dat if they already growed up not bein a Krupp than they wont know how ta be a Krupp”

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Why’d you bully Harold? He’s a fellow gay

“He’s still small and I gotta keep the small ones in line ya know”

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Maybe if your parents adopted a teenager, then you would have an older sibling

“But that would mean they arnt a Krupp...”

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Yo George n Harold are photobombin ya

“NOT AGAIN I SWEAR DEY JUST KEEP SHOWIN UP IN MY PICS THEY NEED TA GET OUTTA MY SIDE OF DA SCHOOL”

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What if you had an older sibling? You think they'd be cool?

“I dunno. How would I even get an older sibling”

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But what if he’s a girl

“Still be a Krupp wouldn’t she?”

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Does anyone in your family own a boat by any chance?

“Probly I know we been boatin before but I dunno who owned the boat...”

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Kipper, I feel like your family portrait looks like a carton of eggs.

“I feel like yer family looks like a carton of nerds”

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If you had a younger sibling would you treat them nicely?

“YAH! He’d be a Krupp after all!”

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Did you know your uncle got fired in the show?

“Dont you know nuthin? He was jus on vacation, if he was fired he wouldna been principal still”

[kipperkrupp]

When you think about it, wrestling is the gayest sport 🤔

"Das what makes it da best sport"