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Someone's tongue licking up and down my puppy parts while I need to pee. Teasing and making them tingle but not let them cum. You're circling around my pee hole, tongue dancing on it as you feel it quiver and spasm desperately. You can tell I'm about to leak, the warm wet of your tongue making it harder and harder to control it, the quivers aren't stopping anymore.

Then you start to suck, I let out little moans and wriggle my hips trying to get away. I'm about to pee, and the more you suck and lick at my pee hole the more I can feel a spurt building up ready to shoot out at any second. But you grab my hips pulling me back into place, not letting me desperately squirm or move away to stop what's about to happen.

I'm losing control, my hold is weakening and I can't do anything but squeak as I feel my hole open and let a leak out directly onto your tongue. I know I'm a bad puppy but my whimpers and moans make it oh so obvious that it's about to happen again

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HOW TO SUCK DICK

If you simply wanted to get a guy off as quickly as possible, all you need to do is lock your lips at the base of his cock and suction them up and down the bottom ¾ of his shaft at a quick, steady pace while pressing your flattened tongue against the underside of his dick. Make sure you are applying pressure with both your lips AND tongue. Keeping your tongue engaged at all times is key. I try to keep mine moving at all times. This is how you get 90% of guys off. It helps me keep from gagging to hold his cock steady at the base and bring my lips down to meet my fingers. You can do this very slowly for a more intense feeling, but make sure you move at a steady rhythm. Some guys like it faster or slower; you may have to ask, or more likely, he’ll tell you. This is your power move, the one that is actually going to bring him to orgasm. A true hooker blowjob needs only this one move; if scientists were to create a blowjob machine, this is what it would do. The other moves I’m going to teach you are artistic flourishes; you use them to add flair and style to your blowjob or to slow down the action a little. SALIVA Don’t be afraid to just slobber all over his love muscle. It should be as wet and sloppy as possible, especially during your power move. A good blowjob makes loud, gross suction-y noises. When I’m done, I’m usually covered in my own drool and leave a wet spot on the bed. USING YOUR HANDS If his dick is too big for you to take the whole thing in your mouth, you’ll need to use your hand too. Slobber all over his cock for awhile first so your hand will slide easily up and down instead of just catching on his dry skin. The most important hand move is the twister. When you slide your hand up his shaft, twist your wrist. A twisting motion gets you into a smoother rhythm than the straight up and down. Slide your hand up and down on the base of his cock in conjunction with your mouth moving up and down on the rest of it. The hard part is finding the correct grip: again you may want his guidance. Another good trick is to wrap your hand around the top of his cock and put your mouth over your hand. Then slide your hand down the shaft and your mouth down on top of it in a fluid motion until your hand meets the base of his cock. It will feel like you’re sliding your mouth all the way down him even if you can’t. It’s times like these I wish I could draw; I’d make little diagrams. THE BALLS I usually start out by paying some attention to the balls. There are three basic ball moves: you can put them in your mouth and suck them (LIGHTLY), lick them with a flattened cow tongue, or tense your tongue into a point and run the tip of your tongue all over them. I alternate between all three. Sometimes I lift them up and lick underneath his balls. Also, if you cup them while you are entering the home stretch, you’ll be able to tell he’s about to cum as they get higher and tighter. THE HEAD My next move is usually to give his shaft several long licks from base to tip. This is the ice cream cone move; it looks sexy, it’s a nice touch, but it’s not going to make anybody cum. While conducting the power move, I come up from time to time to give the head a little attention: sucking on it, moving my tongue in a circle around it, and flicking my tongue over that spot on the underside that all the sex websites tell you is el sensitivo. In my experience, guys don’t really go that wild over attention to that spot, but these are just flourishes anyway. I tend to get a bit wrapped up in my work that I forget to make eye contact, so head action is a great time to look up at him with puppy dog eyes and his cock in your mouth. FACE SLAPPING I mentioned this in my tips to get him to cum faster, but at least once during the beej, I usually pop his dick out of my mouth and slap it against my tongue or face, then look at him while I rub his cock against my cheeks and lips. Guys are visual, this is just a little something dirty for him to look at. DEEP THROAT I can’t really teach you how to deep throat, that’s between you and your gag reflex. The important thing, I think, is to make an effort to take him in as deep as you can, even if it’s only for a few seconds. It’s hard to explain exactly how I do this: try concentrating on relaxing your throat and jaw. As I mentioned before, it helps me to steady his cock with my hand when I go deep, and breathing in instead of just holding your breath also helps abate that “gonna puke” feeling. THE BIG FINALE When you’re ready to finish him off, go into the power move and don’t vary your pace for anything. If you’re cupping his balls, you’ll often be able to tell when he’s about to cum as they tighten up. I speed up a little bit at the end, and when I feel him start to come I push my head down as deep as it will go and suck slowly and intensely at the base, letting his cum just shoot down my throat.

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i saw a video on pornhub where a guy's wife had locked his pants before going to work for the day, and i can't stop thinking about doing that to someone. like, there's trusting someone to control themself when i can't be there to do it for them, and then there's taking their control away, and i just. hhhhhh.

not being present to witness the fun would be a downside, but i could always set up a camera on a tripod and order my boy to stand in front of it every time he felt like he might wet (and punish him later if he failed to obey). i could give him orders like "you have to drink at least 5 glasses of water, but if you drink 7 you can have an energy drink as a treat."

getting texts throughout the day, telling me when he has to pee and when he can't hold it anymore. calling him on my lunch break to hear him whine about how he's wet his pants x times already and now he has to go again.

maybe i get home and he's desperate again, potty dancing in piss-saturated jeans, begging me to pleeeeeeeease unlock him so he can finally go to the bathroom, but i push him up against a wall and grope and kiss and bite him until he has another accident. OR maybe i make him hold it while i change him into clean pants, only for him to immediately wet those.

and then we watch the video of the day's wettings together while i tease him about what a silly little peepee boy he is 🥰

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“You’re objectifying trans men”

“this is fetishizing trans men >:(“

“you’re sexualizing T”

Yeah.. I am…those pent up freaks love it. I talk about how they’re desperate horned up sluts and suddenly the post has thousands of notes and 50+ reblogs that all just say “WOOF WOOF WOOF”

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whos gonna be the penis girl to my pussy boy? :(((

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p.s. drunk farts are the worst. or the best dependibg on who you ask

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hiii i just got home i eas out and drank a little (just a drink and a shot) but while i can easily stay sober and okay when smoking i cant really hold my liquor ahah so i was jut a little bit drunk and im still not exactly sober right now but. thee point of the post is i was soooo full. my bladder was begging for mercy abd as soon as i got hom e i just went for the bathroom and peed. still on the toilet rn cus im rlly tired and i dint wanna get up yet :(((

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Tw: corpo scene

Okay so when it comes to my bathroom kinks I REALLY like accidents. I really like the idea of someone genuinely running out of time and soiling themselves pathetically purely on accident. It’s so hot to me. But hear me out.

The idea of playing out a scene is bouncing around my head lately. I could imagine it now.

You’re fully dressed and full to the brink. That’s how I want you right now. You’re squirming, your face is hot, and your thighs are glued shut. I lead you to our bed and tell you to get on your hands and knees. You do.

I run my hands over your ass, I feel your cunt through your clothes, run my nails down the back of your thighs. You shiver from my touch and the pressure in your bladder and your ass. I’ve fed you dinner, because I love to cook for you before I fuck you, and because I love to see you desperate to go. You struggle to keep yourself upright and your legs spread. I gently press your thighs apart again. I cup your cheek and admire the look of desperation in your eyes.

Maybe you bite your bottom lip. Maybe you ask if you can use the toilet. Maybe you admit how close you are to losing control. I bask in it. I kiss you slow and wet, drawing your tongue in my mouth, sucking on your bottom lip. I give you respite from the undeniable pressure against your urethra and your asshole. Your heady moans of pleasure and your desperate whimpering are indistinguishable.

You leak. It’s hardly noticeable, except I can’t keep my hands to myself and when I feel for your cunt again, there’s hot piss soaked through your boxers and your pants. As rewarding as it is to see and feel you lose control, I have to punish you.

Before you can even be sorry about it, I smack your ass with a hard paddle. You flench and whimper. Apologies fall off your lips, as if the paddle were drawing them out of you. I know your ass stings and is warm as blood accumulates just under your skin as I deliver blows to your ass.

The wet spot between your thighs has gotten so much larger. You’ve been pissing yourself with each blow. You’ve been desperately trying not to, but you’re losing the battle. Your body is pushing for you in a way that leaves you breathless, and wet in more ways than one. I rub your ass. I’m sure it smarts, some areas tender and raw. The dark spot of piss reaches just to the bottom of your ass. You’re so seductive like this.

Imagine you’re holding back hot shit in your ass. With some of the pressure off your bladder, the shit you’re turtle heading comes to the forefront of your mind. You could hold it, unlike the piss. But that would be so boring. There’s a mild pressure that feels so good, you want to let your body push out all that shit into your underwear and stretch out the seat of your pants. You want to let all the hot gas in your colon blast the inside of your boxers. Wouldn’t it be so hot to shit yourself right here right now all of your own volition, because that’s the kind of dirty slut you are?

I sit you up, feet under your butt and hands folded in your lap. I join you in the bed, and kiss you. I press you close to me, sucking the sensitive skin of your neck, behind your ear, along your collar bone. Your whimper and moan, rocking your hips and rutting against what you wish was my strap, my hand, my mouth, my face…

You indulge yourself, push just a little while I kiss you. The tip of your turd kisses the fabric of your underwear, and when you ease up, your tight asshole sucks it back it. Teasing yourself like this without me knowing makes your hole so slick and ready for me.

I pull you into my lap. You’re just too cute like this, slutty, desperate, horny. You start to get grabby, feeling my chest, my waist, my ass. You’re practically rutting against me, grinding your piss soaked crotch against mine, legs split over my thighs. You give me a warning, tell me how full you are of shit, tell me how it’s poking out of you. I press my hand against your ass. You ask me, shy and meek, if it would be ok if you let go. I nod, a smile forming in my lips. I see it in your face that you’re pushing. I can feel your stomach contracting against mine. You grip your own thighs and I don’t miss the slight arch of your back. You moan first, breathy. Then I feel it—the growing seat of your pants against the hand I still have there. There’s a slight crackle as it rushes out of you and into your underwear. Fuck, you look so hot like this, shitting yourself right in my lap. I kiss you again, desperate and mesmerized. You’re pissing yourself full force. It’s hot and wet against me, soaking us both. You’re whimpering into my kisses and your eyes are fluttering. Youre so gorgeous like this.

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just thought id let you know that its 9am and im walking right now to a concert, only drank a bit of juice and peed once before i left, but i'll be there, unable to pee from now to after 9pm, and i bought an half liter water bottle and a monster energy can🫶🏻 probably not enough to get me desperate since i know i can hold my pee for a whole day, but it will definitely get me full :3

i'll see if i can update you if you care (lmk) but i'm with friends and i dont want them to read about this 😅

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Oh no

(hyper soiling)

Y/N huffed to themselves and scrambled off their bed, falling off and scrambling up to get to their bathroom, but their legs buckled as they stumbled, landing on their knees as they strained.

"NO,no no no no n n-nn-nnn-"

(Hsssssss....) Y/N clutched themselves as they pissed, whining. A stray thought about how they just wet themselves crossed their minds before a PFBRBHTB! erupted from their ass. They shot up. Oh no. No. No not. Not that- Please-

Their already wet legs squirmed and they twisted their legs, but-

*Pfft...pffrt..crkl...*

"NO, no- NO,"

A solid log curled up in YNs pants, and they covered their face. Their piss hissed between their hands and they squeezed their ass up, a lump forming in their pants as they kept panting and peeing.

"Fuck...me.."

*Pfrt* "No, c'mon," They clenched their ass hard as they finished peeing. "H-haaaa...ah."

Y/N farted again but kept their ass clenched.

"Don't...don't poop, don't poop, don't poop..."

Their asshole flexed a bit and they whined, making a squirming dance. Like it or not, a small crown of shit pushed through and stuck between their asscheeks. They danced more, asshole twitching each time, tiny bits of poop sliding out.

"NO- COME ON- I CAN- I-I C-can--"

They curled into themselves as they peed, huffing and panting, a load begging to be set free as they clenched up. But their gut demanded release, and they whined loud as a small amount of shit slithered into their underwear. They felt the lump and whimpered.

"No-No no no no no not-"

Their stomach gurgled and they clenched up again, whining.

"T-too much-"

*GRBBBRBLBRL*

"TOO MUCH, I'm-"

*PRRRAABbbbllccctchhhhh...*

An avalanche of poop slid out of Y/N and into their pants, leaving them breathing hard and whimpering. It kept going and filling up their sweatpants, and they started to pee again.

"I...I...I'm pooping..I'm pooping..."

Their pants tented out with their poop, and it spread down their legs as they kept going. They whined in protest but bit their lip, grunting and grunting as they kept pushing their massive load out. Their sweatpants looked lumpy with their poop; Like bags of baseballs were in them.

"NNGHFFF-"

Y/N strained as the rest of their shit was rather large, making their asshole stretch to push it out.

*PBBTHcchhhh*!!!

"I..I just..." Y/N looked back and grunted, a few more soft logs slithering out and adding to the pile.

"Shit..so much....Oh god."

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guy who has to pee so bad he starts to cry and then cries so hard he wets his pants

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A Halloween party where you're the entertainment, a free use cumdump fuckpet chained up in the middle of the room for anyone to play with, but it's dark and everyone is wearing a mask so you can't tell which of your friends have been spending the night tormenting you and using your body to get off.

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"boys will be boys" yeah boys will whine like a pup in heat while their pretty cock gets edged and overstimulated by a pretty girl over n over again until they cant take it anymore. boys will be boys though

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Casually fingering a trans guy who’s sprawled across my lap with one hand as I focus on the book I’m reading. Vaguely acknowledging his whines and the way he’s desperately trying to hump my thigh but never quite finding the right angle. His poor little dick needs some attention but that’ll have to wait for later. I need to at least get to the next chapter, and when this one finishes on a cliff hanger, well I’m sure he’ll be a good boy and wait a little longer.

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the line between praise and condescension/degradation is so thin, and i plan to drive a boy insane by using it as a jump rope.

“you’re such a pretty, dumb little thing, aren’t you?”

“so gorgeous… you were truly made to be my little slut, weren’t you?”

“look at you, drooling and whining. so pathetic, it’s adorable.”

“you’re crying already? thought you said you could handle it, acting all big and strong earlier, just to turn into crying mess, so disappointing, thought you could handle a lot more. you look absolutely gorgeous when you cry, though, sweetheart, so i’ll just have to carry on.”

“so whiney… you can barely even get a word out anymore, can you? it’s okay, sweetheart, whores don’t need to think. just focus on being an good boy for me.”

“such pretty noises… you’re so pretty when you beg me to stop. you don’t really want me to, do you? clinging to me so hard, i bet you’d cry if pulled away… aw, look at you, tears already welling up. your eyes are so pretty, doll, makes me want to fuck you harder. don’t even know what you want, hm? i just know what’s better for you, so just focus on staying so pretty and loud for me. such a pathetic, dumb little thing.”

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check for leaks? u um uh n no you don't gotta do- !!

o okayyy mayyybeee I leaked just a little bit >///<

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Using the restroom ❌

Pressing my pussy on my heel even though im home and the toilet is right next to my bedroom ✅